Are kids getting thicker generally?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-22970674
And are exams getting easier? Apparently my O Level maths is rated higher then the GCSE, or whatever it is nowadays.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 10:10, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

RIP Barry out of Eastenders!
Wid da Angles now but 4 eva in r harts.
( Peej, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 8:11, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

whats the difference between a pirate and a newspaper editor

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 22:47, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I would like to go home now
If it's not too much trouble.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 17:12, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

ULTIMATE SANDWICH
GO
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:14, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahahahahaha yeah old hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha yeah
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:13, 25 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

When does old age take over from middle age?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:32, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Burke's Rock
In the 4.25 at Ascot seems like a reasonable each-way bet this afternoon.

Currently 14/1 with William Hill.

As you were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:43, 96 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

STOP THE CLOCKs, TODAY'S INTERNET HAS BEEN WON
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg#!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:21, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So anyway...
...the people behind top Cavy-moistener pic 'The Dark Crystal' are looking for fan submissions which they'll then make 'official'.

darkcrystal.com/authorquest/

Give me a precis of some /OT/b3ta fanfic that should make the official canon.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:56, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have to go to Southend airport on Friday
Southend! I didn't even know there was an airport there. I miss the days of civilised air travel, 12-16 seats on a twin-prop Handley-Page flying out of Croydon. Those were the days. Before all those proles started going on their "package holidays" and ruined it for everyone.

In other news, we're all going to die:

www.independent.co.uk/news/science/vast-methane-plumes-seen-in-arctic-ocean-as-sea-ice-retreats-6276278.html

Morning!
( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:06, 106 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'VE JUST BEEN HISSED AT.
By a slightly angry looking badger.

Anyone hissed at you recently?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:27, 66 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck yeah I've just made some sweet chili red peper appricot vinegar sugar agar agar lime sauce jelly jam thinggy donno till it sets.
you alright?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:51, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Got a wedding on Saturday, looks like rain though
what's your favorite weather, I like sunshine or snow. I'ma man of extremes!

alt: what's your least favourite weather, i don't like drizzle.

altalt: who is your favourite weather forecaster, past or present

altaltalt: which is your favourtite "wether", whether, weather or wether?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:49, 43 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha thread hahahahaha
Yeah.

(I hope I did that right)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:06, 26 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Brazil's world cup site has been hacked to show video of the police shooting demonstrators
copaemcuiaba.com.br/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:32, 32 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha holidays hahahaa
yeah
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:36, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

So UberGruppenFuhrer Boyce is in Chermany
Most appropriate/Least appropriate holidays please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:14, 217 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha bit of spare time at the end of the day
hahahahahahahahahayeah
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:44, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm currently high end gaming on Batman: Arkham City when I have a bit of spare time at the end of the day.
What are you currently high end gaming on?

or

What do you do when you have a bit of spare time at the end of the day?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:39, 156 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A guy in the pub last night,
Proudly stated he hadn't read a book since school. He's in his late 40s. This saddens me. What saddens you?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:36, 96 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha Liverpool hahaha
hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaahahaha

yeah
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:45, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good Morning team
I had the "pleasure" of visiting Liverpool yesterday. Speke to be accurate. It was, as expected, fucking shite.

Tell me your travel woes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:32, 197 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 8:00, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What an amazing evening on /OT eh?
When was the time you found the internet to be shit?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 21:14, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha evening thread hahahahaha
haha yeah hahahahaaahahahahahaaaahahaaa

haha

yeah
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:47, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dead Evening Thread
Evening posters! Use this new thread to not post in!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:00, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)