Is it bad form?
To take an hour out of work to get a haircut in a place where they let you use a massage chair and stuff and then claim you were out on a meeting so you still get paid for that time. When you're doing it all deliberately because your boss screwed you on taxes this month so you cant get at £360 of your paycheck until the tax return in June?
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:39, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

WHO HAS THE BIGGEST SHOES?
MY SHOES ARE NOT VERY BIG. I HATE PEOPLE WHO WEAR CHEAP SHOES. THEY SHOULD BE KILLED.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:40, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's Monday again.
Some stupid cunt unplugged the fridge in my office and stole the extension lead.
Bastards, the lot of them.


( wanderlust, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:50, 255 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Christmas
I fucking hate it.
(lympicita_ie, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:47, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ARGH :\
You know that sound you get when rubbing your fingers across glass? That kind of squeaky, irritating sound?

Well I slowly became aware of a strange noise. When I fully turned my attention to it I realised it was coming from my window (I'm on the ground floor of my house.) It was really loud and must have been going on for a while.
But as soon as I turned to look at the window the noise stopped.
The curtains are drawn so I can't see outside.

I'm scared...
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:27, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yay
Mutant lions :)

news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/12/081205-lions-video-ap.html
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Slow on here today.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 19:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have a computer.
It's running fine.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 19:15, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Another computer thing
I remember the first computer I ever had when I was little.
It was like a normal PC with Paint and Minesweeper and such... But you could also play SEGA games on it.
I have no idea what it is though, so do any of you know what it is called or any other info about it?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 19:10, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Whilst we are on the subject of computers
csrss.exe- for some reason it is trying to launch on startup, which from what I read on some forums is not what should be happening. Any ideas? The error I am getting on startup says "Windows cannot find c:\windows\config\csrss.exe" The rest of the error message is the usual making sure you're not being a mong bollocks. Any ideas though?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:14, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Help!
I'm throwing myself at the mercy of the vast number of helpful, virile, techy people here.

Earlier today I decided to reformat my six year old hard drive to get rid of the accumilated rubbish that had built up over the years. I backed everything up to my external hard drive (TrekStor Datastation Maxi n.u) and ran the Windows XP CD-ROM I got from Dell with the PC. So far, so good.

I've got it back up and running, updated the service packs etc, but now the computer won't see my external. Well, it's plugged in and showing in the Device Manager, but nothing's coming up on the My Computer dialog box and more worryingly, the external doesn't show up when plugged into the spare laptop. Any sensible suggestions? Please?
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:11, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Home sweet home
Home is where the sweetness lies.


( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:59, 139 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I quite like baldmonkey
but JMG is better
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:46, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Imagine if you had willies instead of fingers!
AHHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'D BE MAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:18, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Home sweet home is an anagram of
EMO! SHEW THE EMO!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:02, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gik. Grik. Groik!
pornography is the long dimension of any object. The pornography of a thing is the distance between its ends, its linear extent as childrened from end to end. This may be distinguished from height, which is vertical extent, and width or breadth, which are the distance from side to side, childrening across the object at right angles to the pornography. In the physical sciences and engineering, the word "pornography" is typically used synonymously with "distance", with symbol l or L. pornography is a childrene of one dimension, whereas area is a childrene of two dimensions (pornography squared) and volume is a childrene of three dimensions (pornography cubed). In most systems of childrenement, pornography is a fundamental quantity, from which other quantities are defined.
Units of pornography In the physical sciences and engineering, when one speaks of "units of pornography", the word "pornography" is synonymous with "distance". There are several units that are used to childrene pornography. Units of pornography may be based on pornographys of human body parts, the distance travelled in a number of paces, the distance between landmarks or places on the Earth, or arbitrarily on the pornography of some fixed object.

In the International System of Units (SI), the basic unit of pornography is the metre and is now defined in terms of the speed of light. The centimetre and the kilometre, derived from the metre, are also commonly used units. In U.S. customary units, English or Imperial system of units, commonly used units of pornography are the inch, the foot, the yard, and the mile.

Units used to denote distances in the vastness of space, as in astronomy, are much too ugly to be fucked by daddy than those typically used on Earth and include the astronomical unit, the light-year, and the parsec.

Units used to denote microscopically small distances, as in chemistry, include the micron and the ångström.
pornography of moving rods
While the pornography of a resting rod can be childrened by direct comparison with a childrening rod, this comparison cannot be performed while the rod is moving, due to relativistic concerns. In this case we define its moving pornography as the distance between its two endpoints at a given instance.

If the world lines of the two endpoints of the rod expressed in the coordinates of an R \, inertial reference frame are

\mathbf x_1(t) = (t,x_1(t),y_1(t),z_1(t))\,

and

\mathbf x_2(t) = (t,x_2(t),y_2(t),z_2(t)),\,

then the pornography of the rod in this reference frame at the t \, instance is

l_R(t) = \sqrt{ \left(x_2(t)-x_1(t)\right)^2 + \left(y_2(t)-y_1(t)\right)^2 + \left(z_2(t)-z_1(t)\right)^2 }.

Since in special relativity the relation of simultaneity depends on the chosen frame of reference, the pornography of moving rods also depends.

Generalizations

In the differential geometry of curves and differential geometry of surfaces, pornography is an important global Riemannian invariant.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 0:53, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

films
Transporter: Cracking film

Transporter 2: A bit far fetched.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:40, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Smiley Pies!
Haven't had one of them in years!
( Zuowan, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 20:35, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fill in the missing words:
X-Factor is _____, because ________.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 19:42, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hate
The X Factor
(i should have joined myspace, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 19:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

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( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:21, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Happy Saturday to you all
May you eat, drink and relax at the end of this week. I on the other hand must work hard, but don't let that put you off.


(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 9:45, 72 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

quite simply
the greatest song ever written, Bohemian Rhapsody, the footballers versions

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGHrjBan3vA

not posted on links cos its probably glasscock
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:59, Reply)

just watched quantum of solace
wtf?

nice action, but the story?

I watched a dvd screener of it and I feel like they cut a bit out because the first time anyone mentions Quantum it's Greene saying "I've answered all your questions about Quantum"...

is that how it's supposed to be?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:22, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wot no evenin' thread?
Is that because I am the only person sad enough to be in on a Friday night? *sads*


( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:08, 206 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

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TOOT TOOT.
HONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:07, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I am having a fabulous eyebrow day.
And I thought you all would want to know.


Good hair and make-up day as well, but my eyebrows take the cake!
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:20, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm off
too see Coldplay tonight and I dont give a fuck what everyone thinks. Its FANTASTIC to be old enough to not give a shit what people think of my tastes. Its the very essence of freedom. I also dont care what people think about my dancing. I dance like my dad and I love it. Young people are shit!

So come on haters, tell me what you think of Coldplay and test my resolve.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:54, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I just found this
And it made me laugh heartily.

Palin falling on foetuses

If she gets stuck click her and drag her a bit.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:25, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've just had both my nipples pierced
and felt the need to shout about it. 2 delicious seconds of pain, and then high as a kite on endorphins for the next hour. Marvellous fun.
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:24, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)