I thought I'd be healthy and go for the vegi option, but it's ratatouille ffs.
The blandest dish ever, the meat dish, of fish looks much more satisfying.
Not been to London for ages, forgotten what a shithole it is.Bromley by Bow apparently. What' s the shittest area of London?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:53, 65 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

come on then
what are you having for lunch?

also, would you ever use anyone else's toothbrush?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:49, 113 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Give us some reasons to mock you
OK as a new thread was required I thought I would share this shameful fact... I was singing along to Steeleye Span this morning and it was great...

Mock away and reveal a shameful fact.

Alt, or don't its up to you. I am going for a fag
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:31, 240 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good morning.
When did you last do something really interesting? What was it?*

Alt: When were you last jealous? What of/ who of and why?


*Let's leave my mother out of this eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:07, 190 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Off Topic; official time of death 20.40
Mods; please arrange for the body to be removed.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 20:40, 81 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Someone's nicked the pub's bog seat.
Class or what. What have you seen recently that shows class?
Edit, I meant to stick something about YM, but that dratted Dozer got there first.
K
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:33, 11 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Why is there still no new thread?
This is the way /talk went down the crapper.
( Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:31, 89 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

A spaceman came travelling
Are you a traveller? Best/worst places you have visited

Do you have to travel with work? Best/worst places you have visited

Alt:
Where would you like to live?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:16, 216 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

assumptions, cliches and stereotypes
are they ever justified? give us some that you believe in or do not believe in.

alt: favourite book as a child?

altalt: elevenses anyone?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:59, 121 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Teachers have voted for strike action this month, have you ever been on strike?
Are you member of a union, is it worth it? Is it compulsory/expected? Are they pretty much toothless 70s throwbacks, reduced to a token action such as one day crap such as the teachers are doing?
Alt, trainers? There' s been a lot of trainer chat here recently. They're only fucking running shoes, and leisure wear, not high art, agree or disagree?
Altalt, breakfast tales please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 7:21, 229 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

A football free thread.
Because FOOTBALL IS FUCKING SHIT.

Talk about anything, apart from football, music, cars or salted peanuts. Perhaps reflect on if the lack of Chompy is a good thing, if HH has really lost his job and marriage because he fucked his ex.

Anything, but NO FOOTBALL.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:28, 94 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Seems to have been a bit quiet here today
How would you improve OT and attract new posters?

Evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:40, 89 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Absolute power.
Looks like the Government parties are really pulling out the stops before the next election freezing petrol, fuel prices, giving tax relief to couples.

What laws would you implement and why. realistic or otherwise.

Alt. Favourite things.

Altalt. What you eating for dinner tonight?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:34, 81 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

One of my old clubbing haunts from 'back in the day' is getting closed down
and a bunch of usual suspects are putting forward the idea of a reunion night out before it gets turned into luxury apartments/poundland.

Part of me wants to do it but another part of me, the part that'd struggle to score a pack of Pro-Plus these days, thinks it will be shit and noisy and a harsh reminder of what a fat boring old cunt I am now.

What do you think? You can never go home, can you?

Alt: I watched the last IT Crowd at the weekend and didn't think it was very good. What TV programme would you like to have a last episode and how would you end it?

Altalt: What's the most of one thing you've ever had in your mouth?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:43, 111 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Weekend good - weekend bad?
Tell me of your weekend. Tell me of your best and worst weekends?

Alt:
Dating fails
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:59, 214 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fuck that cunt, let's talk about Monty and Stunned's birthdays some more.
Perhaps they'll make today special by going out for a few drinks and finishing up in drink and drug addled stupors and drown in their own piss.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:08, 23 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Do you think there's much point in protests?
Manchester had its biggest ever yesterday, 50,000 anti tory/nhs cuts, will it change policy? Will it balls.
Alt, career change. If you could what would it be?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:04, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Happy Birthday to Monty and Stunned!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 7:30, 38 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

how di you find the tv remotr when stayonv I a really shit hotel?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 0:50, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Evening
Superman is on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Sep 2013, 19:59, 42 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Soooooo who would you vote for, assuming an election tomorrow? Go for any party, the major 3, UKIP, or any fringe ones?
Or do you think as me, they're all a bunch of self serving pricks?
Alt, cinemas? Pointless in this day and age of digital shenannigans, or still a fun time for all?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 9:28, 104 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Who's got me on ignore 2.0
I expect 0 replies.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 3:25, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm drunk, happier than I have been in ages and 'Bill Clay' might just be real. Discuss.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 1:26, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Status & plans:
Daughter asleep (fingers crossed).
About to cook.
Will watch a film.
Early night.

Yours?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:01, 69 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good afternoon? Bad afternoon? Or just plain old afternoon?
I’m taking my time out to sand down the staircase newels, Turnings, balustrades, base rails and spindles it’s a time consuming process but it’s taking my mind off other stuff, how do you take your mind off stuff?

Alt: I’m listening to Real Urban Radio based in Milwaukee, WI www.live365.com/stations/jrob1125
What was the last thing you shook your ass to?

Alt:alt: How the devil are you today?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:19, 78 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's a bright cold day in September and the clocks have just struck seven.
What's your day got in store? I' m still full of cider and cheese from last night, and feel not too hung over. There's a big demo on tomorrow, anti Tory thing, always good for photo ops
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 7:12, 40 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

HODOR!

(how long does it take to delete an account anyway? Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail F, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 1:44, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)