I thought I'd be healthy and go for the vegi option, but it's ratatouille ffs.
The blandest dish ever, the meat dish, of fish looks much more satisfying.
Not been to London for ages, forgotten what a shithole it is.Bromley by Bow apparently. What' s the shittest area of London?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:53, 65 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They don't have shit areas in London, only 'up-and-coming' ones

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

"Vibrant"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)

They only get to be "up and coming" after the police manage to arrest
enough scumbags, villains and drug dealers that the local stabbing rate drops enough to allow the Hoxton Collective to move in and set up fixie workshops.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:58, Reply)

i lived in bromley by bow in my third year at uni
horrific and no better now. we had a ropey irish landlord and we were convinced his dead wife was under the floorboards somewhere.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Dalston, Hackney, Shoreditch, Brixton, Hammersmith, Notting Hill, Shepard's Bush, Camden, Lewisham.
St John's Wood is OK - they have a nice deco tube station there.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)

St John's Wood is OK - they have a nice deco tube station there.
Everyones talking about Pop music
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Too much courgette and Aubergine in that for my liking.
Vile vegetables.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)

You're not getting down from the table until it's all gone.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:01, Reply)

*covers in ketchup*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Tottenham Hale/Seven Sisters.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Juno the Ferry Boat Inn?
300 yards away from where Mark Duggan (RIP in r hartz 4eva) was shot, and yet you could, with a slight twitch of imagination, be in the heart of the countryside.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:57, Reply)

I lived their for 4 years and found it almost universally shit.

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:30, Reply)

But yeh Lewisham right?

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Yah, you're like, toadally missing out by bot being charged fordy quid for a tofu and duck's tear sandwich on artisan bread from a flash sandwich craftsman.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

POP-UP.
You forgot "pop-up".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Oh THAT'S what they're calling burger vans.
I could have sworn it was 'flash van'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Also: 'vintage' shops.
We call them 'charity' shops, round here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

If I ever hear someone referring to anything that doesn't feature in the A-Team as a 'flash van'
Legally speaking I'm pretty sure I'm entitled to kill them.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:52, Reply)

The bit inside the M25.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)

And that bit just outside it

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

the yolk

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Oh God, I've just watched a trailer for the forthcoming reality show set in Coventry.
:((((((((((((((((((((((
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Watch how a struggling over the hill folk band
attempt to make it big on the mean streets of a war torn town
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)

It's far more embarrassing than that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I dread to think
Was it called:
Covo Povvo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

It's from the makers of that Essex programme and is called Sent to Coventry.
Luckily they've decided to focus on the grimmest side of life, which as you can imagine, by Cov standards, is very grim.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)

You know all those insipid ads where there's a pop song covered by some utterly vapid drippy folk singer?
That's exactly what I imagine Tangles And The Yurtists to sound like, if they actually had some bollocks.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

If only we were that good.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Hey Tangles is the Lonnie Donnegan for our times

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:52, Reply)

I did too
:'(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)

What's your link with Cov, HJ?
Did you work here or summat?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:05, Reply)

The only way is Canley.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

It really isn't.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I'm heading there on Monday
Apart from the obvious "Monty's Flat" where should I avoid?
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Stay about from Stunned's stash tin.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Sit and beg outside Swipe's office

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Any pills Monty finds in a pub toilet

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

There have been about half a dozen labrador dogs in work today
They are being trained as guide dogs, the lesson for them today seems to be 'navigating office space'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM THE PUPS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

I believe he is at Bongle Maximum
and ready to pop
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Once you pup, you cant stop

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Stup?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Stup niggah?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Has anyone tied the end of a toilet roll around one yet, to much hilarity?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)

OMG OMG OMG
WHY DON'T WE HAVE THAT HERE????????????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Are you wanting to see some puppies?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)

IF YOU WANT TO SEE A DOG JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:52, Reply)

These are Labradors though, not red setters

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:56, Reply)

I once read about how you can take home puppies for guide dog training, and they give you all the food'n'shit they need... you look after them at any time you can, and when you're at work and stuff, thats when they do their schooling.
TGB convinced me it was a bad idea for me, but OMG, I would love that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Gonz, if you were to own a dog think of all the benefits it would bring you.
Companionship, undemanding affection and you'd save a fortune in status would improve because you could both live off pedigree chum, which, let's face face, would be a step up in dining for you.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Honestly, it's my #1 goal in life, and has been for the last 20 years.
It wouldn't be fair on the dog though because I live in a flat.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:17, Reply)

That's the other thing. You' have to leave the place and get some exercise.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:17, Reply)

I just done a really stinky shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)

No idea what the shittest part of London is
but I had a terrible lunch. Condolences in the post please.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)

The West End.
What a horrible place.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)

New boots not coming woes :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:07, Reply)