Meatza, Malbec, Movie
What's up Tuesday night shut ins?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:58, 153 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I see that Charles Saatchi is claiming that famously waifish Nigella Lawson has a gak habit. A claim that's up there with 'B3th has a strong work ethic'.
What's your favourite unlikely claim?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:41, 136 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hello all
Currently thinking of going self employed/starting own buisness. Am I insane and/or about to die from stress ? Can I hear from any b3tans who have gone down this route?

alt: its a bit nippy out isn't it?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:49, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dead here innit?
Who else, apart from Monty, do you wish was dead?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 14:56, 108 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

IN honour of the passing of Boycie, I challenge you all to rap/poem/haiku about yourself or another b3tan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:09, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

News thread!!!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-25088251

Just fucking give them it. Christ.

alt. I have booked a trip to Dublin in January. what have you done with your Tuesday?

altalt. suggest a Christmas present for a B3ta member
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 12:15, 52 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So what do you expect to be doing with your life in ten years time?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:34, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am wearing my new trousers, it's pay day and it's only 28 more snoozles until chrissypoodlemass!!!!!!!!!!!
Can today get any better?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:11, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

last night, with horrified fascination, I watched Bon Jovi performing Hallelujah.
It was like watching Jon Bon Jovi shart into Leonard Cohen's mouth.

When did you last defecare into the mouth of an elderly man in exchange for money?

Alt: alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 7:52, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So why do YOU still bother with /OT?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:18, 77 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who's still awake or alive?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:02, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've just had a taste of a new scrumpy in the juicer.
Blackberry cider. Man, it was fucking awful. Like a bag of sugar. What excuse do you make to yourself for hitting the boozer at 16.00?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 16:21, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

According to Google, today is the
International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women 2013

What efforts are you making for the women in your life?
A nice steak for each black eye?

I can't remember last years to be honest.

alt. With Christmas fast approaching, are you getting on with the inevitable present shopping? Do you have a lot of people to buy for?

I only have my parents, Gran and a festive- hating boyfriend.

altalt. Favourite insult.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:37, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh, OT. What's goin' on eh?
I've just been accepted as a participant of Pinecone Research. Basically, you do short surveys online and get £3 for each one. Marvellous.
Invite only though so eff yo.

Any other OT-ers have any money grabbing tips?

Alt. What does the week have in store for you?
Groundhog for me really.

altalt. What is the title of your autobiography?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:26, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Monday morning thread from me, yes, the Saviour of OT
Tell me you tales of weekend woe/joy.

My 2yr old daughter nicked my extra hot chicken Jalfrezi and ate most of it. I was very proud of her. She wasn't laughing the next day though hahahaha.

I took the family to watch the towns Chrismas lights get turned on by Titan the robot and saw the Worlds Shittest Christmas Tree

How about you?
( Peej, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:25, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

queers and nymphomaniacs traveling as stewardesses

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 18:57, 34 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

MEANDERING SUNDAY THREAD TIME
What you doing?
Alt: what do you want for Xmas? I have no ideas what to get any of you.
Altalt: alright?

Let's get the replies into double figures by midday and help beat cancer and bum AIDS!!!1!11!!
LETS GO SPASTICS LETS GO *CLAP CLAP*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:19, 155 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Let's change the subject, eh?
I went to the funeral of my old teacher last week
Has a teacher ever inspired you?

alt:What teacher memories haunt you the most?

alt:alt: What was you favourite school memory?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 20:07, 25 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sunny Saturday thread!
Aiiihgh?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 10:24, 178 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah well. I have just started a relationship
I need advice on how to not come across as batshit crazy when I take drugs. Do I stop?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:08, 27 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Find the cow
(clue: it's not me, that joke is too obvious)

findtheinvisiblecow.com/

So, this is like the weekend, so what's happening?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:17, 225 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

We have a right laugh here don't we

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:51, 77 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm having Amstel for lunch.
What about you?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:12, 160 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's your favourite mental illness?
Alt- get fucked/ shit off

Alt alt- alright
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:56, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FRIDAY THREAD.
Well, you made it to Friday. Well done. 8 hours and it'll all be worth it.

Plans for the w/e?

I am going to see Stewart Lee tonight and West Ham vs Chelsea tomorrow. So I will miss Dr Who.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:12, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So it turns out there is a way to make Joel fielding look like less of a prick
Sit him next to jonny Burrell

Alright?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:50, 38 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Beatings
Have you ever taken a beating/kicking or given one out?

Alt: Favorite films of the year?
(Stibbins, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 18:29, 65 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What are your best places to visit?
I love going to Paris, Ibiza, London and York.
Anywhere you can be entertained just by walking around and taking in the sights.

alt. What are the worst?
I LOATHE Blackpool, Benidorm, any cheap seaside resort where destitute Brits act poorly.

altalt. Suggest a new alcohlic drink for me at the weekend. I've drank nought but wine for the past couple months. Cava, Prosecco and red mainly.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 17:34, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)