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I'm having Amstel for lunch. What about you?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:12,
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Have some actual beer instead of perpetuating the faceless homogeny of Scottish & Newcastle or whatever it is.You running dog of the capitalist pigs.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:19,
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I'd drink heavily if I lived in London and all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:19,
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Lol at millinery victims(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:46,
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Cheese Savoury Barm and a can of fake Red Bull.Might have a Dolmio Snack Pot next break
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:21,
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No wonder you're so fat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:22,
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I'm not fat.You Yurt dwelling vegefucker
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:24,
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I predict a fairly unhappy future for you, with a smattering of bitterness, disappointment and a misplaced sense of self worth (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:28,
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yer, but you're misinformed and wrong about everything, so I'm taking your prediction with a pinch of salt innit(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:30, Reply)
he's missed the goal, it's smacked against the overhead bar and....oooooof rebounded straight into the nuts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:33,
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mmmm cheese savouryis there anything in life it can't do?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:26,
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tggi^ima have a meatza tonight
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:31,
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I haven't had meatza since i nearly died from the one with sausages piped into the crust.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:32,
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No, I am not having Amstel for lunch, as I am not a raging alcoholic.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:22,
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It's the little kiddie I feel sorry for(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:23,
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You should try it. All the cool kids are doing alcohol dependency these days. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:28,
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I've never been cool.I thought that was a given.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:32,
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WHAT A SHIT THREAD! THATS IT I'M LEAVING B3TA FOR EVER. YOUNS ALL ARE SHIT, B3TH IS A SHIT MOD. ALL THE THREADS EXCEPT FILM CHAT ARE SHIT, AMSTEL IS SHIT YOU SHIT ALCOHOLIC. JOEL VIETCH IS FUNNIER THAN YOU LOT. I HOPE YOU ALL FALL OFF YOUR BALCONIES! (
Peej, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:28,
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Citrix has shat the bed entirely now.I've taken to hiding in the khazi
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Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:33,
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It does that, yesI hate Citrix
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:40,
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Had it use it when I worked for Whitbread. Clunky. Slow. Unreliable. So was Citrix!!!11!!!!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:48,
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Badly installed and configuredMy Citrix servers work fine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:49,
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And I had to use Lotus fucking notes. I hate that as well (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:51,
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You have my deepest sympathies(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:51,
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If notes was a person I would have stabbed it in the face. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:58,
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I've got a stupid number of Citrix qualifications(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:47,
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I'm trying to avoid them. The last thing I want is to be stuck supporting it forever.(
Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:58,
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I was one of the first 200 people in the world to pass the CCIA for Presentation Server 4.0(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:59,
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is your wife using your log-in details at the wrong time of the month?!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:32,
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Don't you start. It's bad enough when the boys do that.Anyway, wasn't she on the rag last week?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:37,
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I'd rather not, if it's all the same(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:45,
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Well, if you're not interesteddon't bring up the subject.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:45,
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It sounds to me like PJ's wife has the inverse cyclethree weeks on, one week off.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:39,
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Was she a shit librarian too?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:46,
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I was a shit husband. To be fair she is a good mother. Most of the time. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:50,
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Better to split now whilst micro is young. I'm much happier and the ex probably is too. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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Who doesn't love a curly haired sarcastic queen?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:05,
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He's on stage next year as the new Frank N. Furter(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:11,
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Really?Christ. I never saw him as a musical queen.
I rather enjoyed his sitcom 'Grandma's House'
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:14,
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He's a good stand up apparently. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:21,
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If you like an hour of him whinging about being a gay jew.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:26,
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Yeah I've seen a couple of his shows. He's a bit of a wordsmith, like a calm Russell Brand.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:26,
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In other news micro and I are being taken for lunch here tomorrowbalthazarlondon.com/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:05,
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KNOCK KNOCKWHO'S THERE?
LOLWAKI ANSWER!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:21,
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I don't get it?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:30,
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Don't be silly - I can't read.I just look at the pictures.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:37,
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ham and egg club and an innocent smoothie and a toffee crispv good. Would eat again.
I think I've got one of those Sainsbury's "Spend £60 or more on wine and we'll give you 20p worth of nectar points you gullible idiots" vouchers somewhere. Joke's on them, I'd have spent it anyway.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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Ham and egg club, eh.Round these parts you can only get a club in mint, orange or with dead flies in it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:41,
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Congrats!Did Rob bring your certificate round?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:09,
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Apparently Hamleys are charging £145 for kids to see Father Christmas. Robbing cunts. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:44,
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I don't know why you don't love your daughter enough to pay this(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:45,
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So you're taking yours are you?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:46,
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Nah, can't stand the little shites(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:48,
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Wants to be the fucking real one for that price.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:45,
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I'd want a BJ from Kylie dressed as an elf for that sort of money. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:47,
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Alright Batts. Bit dead in here, innit. Where's Monters these days? I've clearly missed something...
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Monty is having some time off from the Internet. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:18,
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Dunno if you saw this last nightb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2151768
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Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:21,
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That's not so good. No coincidence that this place is dying on it's arse.(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:56, Reply)
This implies he might be coming back then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:03,
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Fried bacon, two eggs and cherry tomatoes.Grilling is for nancies.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:07,
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Smoked or unsmoked? Streaky, middle or back? Details man. Details.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:11,
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Unsmoked back.+battery eggs, the chicken's stressy life gives them more flavour.
I admit to conceding to the Vegan twats by only using extra version olive oil for frying.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:30,
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I never trusted your flatmate.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:16,
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It appears Off Topic follows in a fine Shakespearian tradition of YM jokeswww.goodreads.com/quotes/650541-demetrius-villain-what-hast-thou-done-aaron-that-which-thou
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:20,
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Who's this chap Dronicus that Titus is mates with?(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:32,
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A long and happy life, free from increasingly lonely and futile struggles with incipient alcoholic liver disease.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:21,
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5 pints, 5 pints, watcha gonna do? Shit yourself in the office and smell like poo!
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It was pro-biotic lager so I dunt feel so bad. What's that little foot?
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I'm going to have pizza and a snooze in a bit. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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