'alright'
Evening prick thread.

When was the last time you were in trouble with the law?
Not since I was a teen for me. Drunk and disorderly.

alt. evening prick chat.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 18:55, 26 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

DELETION!
when were you last OUTRAGED?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:52, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

30 Rock
I have recently started watching this show and have found it really rather funny.

Last night I went to see Therapy? at the Scala and I witnessed a big fat drunk skinhead elbow another guy in the face for the having the audacity to be standing where the drunk man wanted to be standing.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:43, 206 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

We've went shit again B3ta.
Do we have to be racist again?
I never know what one people are talking about when they say Asian. I think Oriental when others mean smelly food.

alt. What apps do you use on your mobile telephone?

alt. flavoured spirits, yes or no?
Ive noticed a lot of food and drink these days are now fusions of flavours. Have we ran out?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:37, 216 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

is the water from your water machine cold today?
alt: are you watching the Plantagenets?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:15, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Should I go buy alcohol or not?
Well what should I fucking do!!!!??
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 21:08, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This seems very mundane and lacklustre
I come here to be entertained and there is a lack of entertainment.

I'm a busy man so could someone explain the antics of the last few days so that I can construct an ill-informed judgement and clutch it to my breast as the kapok of flimsy actuality seeps from its poorly stitched seams?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 19:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm gonna make a wine order this evening, suggestions welcome
alt: best brassica
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 16:39, 66 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is someone going to start a new thread or what?
Alt: alright
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 15:12, 76 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well, this is good!
I get my phone back today after almost a week without it.
What could you not live without?

Where are you all, enjoying the sun? is it even sunny where you are?

What's on your mind. Share with your fellow b3tans
xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:21, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Did you see Kim Jong Un executed someone with a flame thrower?
How would you execute someone and who would it be?
( Peej, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:51, 58 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So farewell then Maria Miller
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26951464
Should she have gone sooner?
Is there anything left to respect about our politicians any more?
Perhaps you think she got a rough deal?

Alt: (and I suspect this will interest more of you) Best soup?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:40, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I swear I just saw Baked Ape.
When did you last see an OT poster's doppelganger?

Zero points for swipe/ an orang utan, Battered/ a dwarf, me/ that clown cunt etc.

Alt: I really don't feel 'alright' today, when did you last feel a bit under the weather? Darth can sit this one out.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:04, 120 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good evening.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 19:33, 53 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Boring Tuesday is boring.
Keep me entertained for the second leg of work by telling my how a fellow b3tan will meet their untimeley end.

alt. Britain's Got Talent starts again this Saturday. What talents would you showcase?

altalt. dunnolol TYPE!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:59, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i am writing my objectives for the year, i hate writing objectives
tell me one of yours so I can put it in with mine.

alt: Worst garden pest, i'm gonna say slugs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:54, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

come on everybody, everybody, everybody...
what was the last song you listened to?
what was the last thing you read?
do you talk about stuff you know nothing about? do you always think you know best?

alt: LUNCH?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:59, 132 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright wee wee tapirs?
Amerca, ever been? Is it full of fat, bible bashing racists or enlightened and interesting people? Like on here

Altalt: I'm going to ten dordogne in September; holiday plans
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 8:14, 151 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

why are you so fucking crap?

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 21:52, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:39, 131 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Warra load of old SHIT!
Where's Sporters? He's good for convo.
Im doing actual WORK here...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:50, 77 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Howay B3ta woman man pet. Gerra grip.
I bore witness to a mangled person in the road this morning.
What sights have you seen today that you'd rather not have?

alt. Royal Family: Do they do enough for this country? Are you for or against? I preferred it when they were more ruthless for the throne as opposed to just sitting there waiting for it.

altalt. alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:36, 143 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mickey Rooney is dead, he was great in "The Wrestker" and "Iron Man 2" RIP wiv da angles
Best Mickey?

Alt: slug woes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 7:30, 54 replies, latest was 12 years ago)