come on everybody, everybody, everybody...
what was the last song you listened to?
what was the last thing you read?
do you talk about stuff you know nothing about? do you always think you know best?

alt: LUNCH?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:59, 132 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Song: Liberty Hall by Oysterband - ace
Read: Game Of Thrones vol 1 - shit

I love holding opinions on things I know nothing about - just like everyone else.

I told a worthy, righteous friend this, who objected - "I could never agree with that!" he said strongly.

"Hm" I mused, "Oh, hey - I saw The Omen remake the other day."

"Pah! Did you?" he snorted derisively, "Christ ... "

"Oh - have you seen it, then?" I asked.

"No ... " he replied, making my point perfectly.

Lunch: dunno - prolly a Sainsbury's loser's lunch, as I dint have time to make mine this morning.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:05, Reply)

what's a sainsbury's loser lunch?
i was thinking about having sainsbury's sushi, does that make me a loser?? :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Three things for three quid.
Designed specifically to be eaten by sad losers on their own, at their desk, working through their lunch break, like sad losers.

Yes it does, I'm afraid.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:09, Reply)

you've put me off it now
vital ingredient for a £10 salad it is!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Jesus.
And people queue out of the door.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Could get three pints in 'spoons for that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Three pints for £10!
On Mondays (and when the kickball's on) it's FIVE for a tenner at my local - with change.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:22, Reply)

it's not really, i'm doing them a disservice. it's about £9 which includes a couple of extra vegetables, a diet coke and a still water
so normal people could probably spend a fiver. it's srsly good, as you get to choose your own toppings, or they do really lovely hot wraps, curries, soups etc. !
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Tantanmen Pork in the Japanese Canteen ftw.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)

how does that compare to brown rice with salad vegetables and feta cheese
and fresh chillis, eh? EH?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Pork > vegetables
Which I think answers your question. Foodwrong.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)

^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Yes!
Take that, The Man!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Christ. It's just a sandwich. Why all the persecution?!
It's people like you bringing this country down!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)

No no - it's people like YOU bringing the country down!
It's "JUST" a sandwich, is it? NO! It's a statement about who you are - as an individual, about your class, your status, your position in society! It is SO much more than "just a sandwich" you socially-illiterate fool!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Yeah, it's still just a sandwich.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)

^ prole

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Jaysum's lower socio-economic status has never been in question

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Hey!
You won't ever catch me crying at my desk into a Sainers meal deal!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:07, Reply)

No, because to you that constitutes a posh dining experience

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Says the hippy who barely leaves his tent

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)

^ bore

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Song. Ding dong the witch is dead.
Last thing I read - Private eye.
Do I talk about stuff I know nothing about? Do I always think I know best? Yes and yes!
Alt: Lunch will be at a local hostelry - might have the gammon.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:11, Reply)

All you fascists will lose, by Billy Bragg
Read: various laptop reviews.

Alt: salami and tomato sandwich.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Lunch thread at 11? Heathen!
Song: Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl
Book: James Herbert - The Rats (again)

alt. I like to have an opinion, whether that opinion is right or wrong.
If I don't know about a subject, I will hush up and listen.

I have Harissa marinated beef and potatoes
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)

SUPERSTAR DJ'S
HERE WE GO!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)

^

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)

SUPERFLUOUS APOSTROPHE'S
HERE WE GO'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)

if only he had a superfluous foot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)

I'm busy, y'know?
Last song would've been whichever one on this album was playing when I fell asleep last night.
Last thing I read was some boring industry regulation.
I don't think I know best, but I occasionally try to hold my own during conversations on subjects of which I know little.

Alt: Not for ages yet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I still don't know whatb industry you work in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)

That doesn't surprise me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)

why not?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)

because he hasn't told you?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Although, to be fair, I could've spelled it out pretty clearly but Nakers wouldn't have picked up on it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I think you work in the office of a warehouse that sells windows

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:48, Reply)

That's pretty much what everyone round here does

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:48, Reply)

nope, Al is a roofer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:49, Reply)

"round here"
And I thought Al digs holes for a living
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)

I think he works in a yurt factory that knits yoghurt slacks.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:55, Reply)

I knitted my yoghurt all over your mum's face last night

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:01, Reply)

I wouldn't chalk that down to achievement.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)

he is an IT drone
like everybody else, except you and me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)

really? I thought better of him*



*not really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Not being a complete spaz when using a computer is not the same as being an IT drone
We don't even employ any IT drones
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)

so what do you do then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Dick around on here mainly
Or would you like a job title?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)

and industry please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Ok, but then I'm going to delete it after you've read it.
I am a [REDACTED] in the [REDACTED] industry
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:07, Reply)

So you make breakfast biscuits?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I'm not sure how you reached that conclusion
*removing this bit as well*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Calm down dear, it's not the Secret Service

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Post specific details of your job title, industry and salary please Jase.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)

SHAN'T!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:42, Reply)

IT Injury Lawyer Technician
A packet of Skips and a gob job.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:43, Reply)

really? sounds a bit technical for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Nah, it's pretty easy really

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)

nobody thinks they are an IT drone

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Perhaps if you could give me your definition of an IT drone I could clarify how closely my job relates to it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)

the average poster here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)

No, that's definitely not me then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)

James Vincent McMorrow - Early in teh morning
Sunday Times News Review
I know all

alt: dunno, Korean noodle pot maybe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)

dog flavour

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)

no

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Isn't Life Strange by the Moody Blues
because mr b3th was just playing it in the car.

Morning, benders. I'm getting my hair cut today, so I'm very happy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)

+ nipple

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)

*looks sternly disapproving*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)

chill out Chewie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:55, Reply)

moody nipple blues

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)

He's not afraid of your judgment
He knows of horrors worse than your Hell
He's a little bit afraid of dying
But he's a lot more afraid of your lying
Touch my bum
This is life
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)

cheeky cheeky!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:56, Reply)

my brain hurts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)

It's hardly a taxing thread Nakers

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)

he's counting on his fingers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Exciting news for Chompy
www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Blue-plaque-famous-Derby-thinker-Herbert-Spencer/story-20879755-detail/story.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Oxymoron that it is.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:36, Reply)

oxy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Always There - Incognito
An interview with Margot Kidder
If I know nothing about something then there's probably a good reason I don't so there's no point having a conversation about it. Fount of all knowledge people get right on my tits.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Scenario by ATCQ
Read: Money Marketing.

Lunch- a marvellous salad with black pepper boursin and Brazil nuts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)

that sounds dreadful
brazil nuts are far too big for a salad. walnuts ftw.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)

nah, it was well nommish innit nein schwester

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)

you've eaten it already? before 1pm?
urgh, how dreadfully common
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)

I'm eating mine now.
Been at work ages innit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:40, Reply)

yeah but you don't give a fuck if you're posh as a cunt or common as tits
unlike dozer and his ghastly social climbing pretensions
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)

I'm a working class hero innit gingertits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:05, Reply)

nicking AB's phrases now? tut tut tut. originality is a stranger to you, isn't it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:16, Reply)

as much a stranger to me as slim fast is to you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:17, Reply)

yes, lunchtime begins at noon

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:40, Reply)

WHAT'S NEW PUSSY CAT! WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:46, Reply)

poor stunned :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)

I would like to go home, but that isn't new, soz.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:49, Reply)

I don't mind this job.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:50, Reply)

im glad you like your new career

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:51, Reply)

the ginger gigolo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:53, Reply)

That's YOUN.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:54, Reply)

i think a gigolo has to be a man
which i am NOT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:55, Reply)

I stick by what I said.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:07, Reply)

>:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:15, Reply)

I wouldn't call it a career so far,
But its a good job. I'd like to work closer to home sometimes, but otherwise, I get treated fairly well.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:54, Reply)

I have bought some slug pellets, I wanted to go down the orgainc route really but at this reate I'll have no lettucfes left to protect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)

POTD

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)

i'm gonna get some plastic covers as well I reckon adn some copper tape

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)

Is Rory gone then or what?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)

I herard he's moved to the gay part of Manchester

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)

i heard he died from septicaemia of the bumoley
following a deep cut to the anus, which police believe was caused by prolonged licking from someone with facial piercings
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)

well this is grim

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)

it's not a good way to go, i agree

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:32, Reply)

yeah we both know who gazzed him their contact details treacs, don't we?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)

was in jaysim?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)

Yes, that's exactly what happened.
If I knew it would scare him off I would have done it months ago!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:36, Reply)

a few years ago when he was still fun, i thought he might be a good laugh at drinks, as monty vouched for him
i was wrong, meh, we all make mistakes.

but the truth is, he only disappeared after dozer's bumming reached shamefully new heights. or depths, not sure which.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)

^ upset and defensive ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:41, Reply)

i'd say open and honest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:43, Reply)

yep, i used to think he was very funny
then it degenerated into "let's just upset as many people as i can." i just don't get the whole upsetting complete strangers for fun thing. it puzzles me every time one of these twitter trolls gets themselves arrested.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:44, Reply)

no it was 'Gill'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)

so?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)

...so the rectal licking hasn't been from me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:40, Reply)

coming from someone who forced his blog on everyone, this is properly lol
just not for the reasons you meant it to be
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)

but I didn't though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)

comedy
gold
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)

...unlike your sit'com'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:39, Reply)

oh no, look at her, she has a harmless hobby writing something with her friend for fun
what a terrible person
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)

*throws popcorn*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:48, Reply)

I've been away, what did I miss?
His account is still there
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:32, Reply)

alright nakers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)

I've just had no scathing comebacks... well, ever, but you know what I mean.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)

^ fat, bald, gay
Is that better?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)

*sigh*
It's not the same but thanks for trying
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:48, Reply)

you've never had a cumback?
take it all up the shitpipe do you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:39, Reply)

no deliveries in the back.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:47, Reply)

The Flood - Take That (on in the factory, didn't have a choice)
A Game Of Thrones - George R R Martin
I try to make sure I know what I'm talking about nowadays, although I've fucked up before.

Alt: Spicy duck noodles
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)