Weekend fuck you thread
So basically "FUCK YOU"

alt: How is the get Mince a bear outfit going?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 17:56, 18 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Skiing, worth doing or not? My brother loves skiing, his wife loves skiing. I hate my brother and his wife, so I generally avoid anything they like.
Any of your prejudices mean you miss out?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:07, 95 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

good evening

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 22:03, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Almost train/payday cans o'clock!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:01, 259 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hi, its me, PJ, one time saviour of OT, but no longer.
How are you all today? I was going to watch Interstellar this weekend? Have you seen it? If so it is any good? What should I watch instead?

Alt. Best gig you've ever been to and what made it the best.

#MontyTheHofmeisterBear
( Peej, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 14:17, 88 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

New thread
www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/jan/30/boris-johnson-jihadis-are-porn-watching-wankers

So when are you lot all joining ISIS.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 14:13, 9 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Weekend Plans
I'm on a small tour of Yorkshire this weekend to see my new nephew. This will involve fish and chips, Stella and a MASSIVE Sunday lunch. What you up to?

Alt:
It seemed like a good idea, but....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:21, 153 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:07, 125 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yo baby
Just seen this comment on the www.crowdfunder.co.uk/get-monty-a-george-the-hofmeister-bear-costume/

site Lolzers

reginald-donkeyfuck
29/Jan/2015
righto so when do i get my fucken mince bear then? always wondered what that fucken count looked like, bit fucken hairy if u ask me. is it like one them wobblehead sorts for the back of cars coe i ent got a car so thatd be nogood so just send me the waterbottle cover version if youve got any. why fucken mince bears anyways? sound like the crazy fucken drug fuelled shit you hoover snouted counts come up with at yer fucken bayshes in the smoke and you fucks no i ent got no truck with that balon hatted shit so just give me my pound back with that being the case cos ol reg has a rep to conside yeah?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 18:52, 38 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:17, 77 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This is shit.
What's going on? Why are you shit?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:07, 94 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

there wasn't enough Pig in that last thread
why do you think he's the second or third best here?
what do you think he needs to do to up his game and snatch the coveted top spot?

Or discuss your depressing cold sandwich lunch or sutin lolidunno
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:21, 120 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning
Alt: lol

Alt alt: cheers
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 7:55, 122 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

up yer bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 23:59, Reply)

Nicki Micheaux y/n

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 23:37, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

There is a news item about beavers on the River Otter!
"If you're lucky, you might see a beaver"

Entendre lols.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 19:42, 55 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Does anybody know what these bulbs are?
I remember planting them but no idea what they are.

Do you garden? Do you have a memory? Do you sound like your grandad when he was falling to dementia? Have I had me tea? Arnold? Is that you Arnold? God Save The King!
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:19, 183 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Weather Woes
So apparently we are having weather. Tell me of your weather woes please?

When I met Monty/Lusty I'd had an 8 hour drive in -9 to get down to London, starting with actually having to dig my car out.


Alt:
Fashion disasters
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:42, 104 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So apparently there was an earthquake in Winchester last night. I really hope Monty's mums are okay.
How are your mums?

Alt: say hi to your dads for me.

AltAlt: morning. Anything good planned for today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:01, 185 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hey kids! It's MARK HAMILL!
[applause]
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 0:30, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Evening OT. How are we?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 21:08, 9 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

juicer time then

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:42, 77 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright, lesbians
What's your favourite bean? I like those ridiculous long ones they grow in The East.

Alt: tinned spaghetti or noodle doodles?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:06, 35 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So I was asked earlier by my son what I thought was the best landmark/building in Briton….god that was a hard one there are just so many.
Because I had to give an answer and knowing his course he will probably have to visit it and take pictures I said Lincoln Cathedral…so what in your opinion is the best landmark/building in Briton?

Alt: The takeaway thing in a thread yesterday made me realise that I’ve not had a takeaway for quite a while, so I’ve purchased one of them chicken dumplings, you know the ones...the size of musk melons covered in a spicy gravy (I'm sure that I may have mentioned them once before) to eat later, what will you be having later?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:22, 148 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Anyway that was depressingly dull.
Shall we do another b3ta user impressions thread. Do an impression of another b3ta user and I'll log out and probably read the guardian or something.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 14:50, 63 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alright.
You voting this year then? Who for?
Seems the agendas have started to swoop upon social media.
The front page of todays sun is laughable.

alt. Lunch

altalt. Something on your mind? ask B3ta.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:54, 154 replies, latest was 10 years ago)