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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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there wasn't enough Pig in that last thread
why do you think he's the second or third best here?
what do you think he needs to do to up his game and snatch the coveted top spot?

Or discuss your depressing cold sandwich lunch or sutin lolidunno
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:21, 120 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I just think he's really handsome and cool.
In fact I'm going to listen to his band right now.
He will always hold the top spot in my heart.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:25, Reply)
he's nearly as handsome as me

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:26, Reply)
no way!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)
manamana!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)
keyword: nearly

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:32, Reply)
I'm having a wank just at the thought.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:32, Reply)
I'm having yet another wank about chimpy

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)
I've had a second penis surgically attached so I can have ad hoc wanks with the spare while constantly chompwanking with the main one

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:36, Reply)
I'll do an upset flounce soon and he can move up a notch

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:26, Reply)
It was slinging it down with snow so I only nipped to tescos.
Their meal deals are utter shit, although I'm rather partial to their pulled pork with hot sauce and red cabbage coleslaw sandwich.

There's no point trying to be the best one here. It's like try to impress your customers if you're working in the sex offenders dept. of the local probation service.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:27, Reply)
Welcome to Celebrity Top Nonce with your host Carol Vorderman!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:29, Reply)
Nothing on the top and five in the bottom please Carol

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)
:(

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:32, Reply)
And a good rooting in the cunt.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)

Carol Rachel
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)
Carol > Rachel

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)
I met Carol and Richard back when I was a lolwakki student
She was lovely and he was lol.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:46, Reply)
two from the feet please Sian

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)
I might actually consider watching celebrity big brother if they filled it with all of the yewtree'd celebs.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)
deffo

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:37, Reply)
best supermarket meal deals are sainers

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:32, Reply)
£3 a hoy

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)
Agreed.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)
good old sainsburys
keeping the proles out of waitrose
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)
dude, waitrose wont let me shop there, I have a full personal allowance

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:36, Reply)
dhop theatre?
is that some kind of skater arts council wankfest?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:37, Reply)
yes

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:38, Reply)
When did they stop the personal allowance if you earn more than 115k?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)
Alright cranley

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)
Fine thanks.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:45, Reply)
personal allowance is withdrawn at 50p in the pound once income is 100k.
You can regain it, and enjoy effective tax relief of 60% by making personal contributions to a pension scheme.

Pension contributions extend the basic and higher rate thresholds by the amount of the gross contribution.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:46, Reply)
Tax office have said 115k and make no mention of offsetting against company pension contributions
should it be queried?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:48, Reply)
only personal contributions, not employer conts.
120k means no personal allowance.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:55, Reply)
this is the worst cyber sex EVER

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:59, Reply)
I don't think you should be allowed to use the word "best" for things like this
You should just say "least shit"
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)
Chicken soup
well it is Thursday
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)
Premature Jewing

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)
What's wrong with a nice sandwich anyway?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:38, Reply)
Nothing at all
Just normally the supermarket ones are FAR from nice. Fenwicks do a rather amazing sarnie though, spicy oniony goodness
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)
I make my own in the office kitchen now.
1 pate salad today. 1 gouda, ham, milano salami and salad.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:42, Reply)
Sandwich with a biscuit filling will never catch on.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:41, Reply)
It's got the same iq as your wife mate !

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)
Some of these replies are quite mean :(

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:44, Reply)
He needs to beat up more taxi drivers when pissed for disrespecting some bird

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:44, Reply)
I fucken love Reg
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/get-monty-a-george-the-hofmeister-bear-costume/comments/?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:45, Reply)
Yeh, imma gonna give him his quid back

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:48, Reply)
And a dry slap.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:53, Reply)
Curried lentil soup.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Just out of interest
Has anyone posted Get Monty a George the Hofmeister Bear Costume on links yet?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:55, Reply)
I like bacon.
Ive got pea and ham soup, thanks for your enquiries
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:23, Reply)
pea and ham soup is the greatest of soups

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:38, Reply)
it's because I'm a little bit sexy, but also offensively ginger.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:24, Reply)
"are you windy pig off the internet?" is one of my favourite b3ta stories

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:27, Reply)
I was near shitting myself.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)
what a conundrum!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:30, Reply)
aye, who'd have thought, a sexy wranger

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:37, Reply)
I'm not scared of gingers.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:36, Reply)
I had a panini
it was ok.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:04, Reply)

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