Just been down to Cockfosters, I picked myself up
- My tablets
- Some beigails, chopped liver, cream cheese'n'chives, avacardo, corabi, lemon, spring onions
- All the chicken thighs they had left in the butchers, skin on, bone off. £10's worth.
- Fags, Malteaster Chocolate Bar and a lighter.

I'm gonna have a cheap month this month, gonna just make stuff instead of getting take-aways, and try and cut down on the taxis too. Anyone used to/used-to-be being povo who can give me some pointers? I reckon Mince Meat is a good starting point.

This doesn't really warrent a new thread but you know, it's the evening and all that so a new one is due.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:58, 104 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hello sailor!
What are you looking forward to this year so far? I've got a The Damned gig, lots of theme park trips and staying in my thirties for another year. You?

Alt: Has anyone ever had 'grits' ? or what else can you get in Murica that you (probably sensibly) can't get over here?

Alt2: Where's Perry?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:13, 162 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good afternoon.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:04, 147 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Bit weird, this morning this old soothsayer came up to me and warned me to "Beware the Ides of March"
Turns out that's not til at least the 15th, so I'm not that bothered right now.

Alt: Hi, how are you? You're looking well. Is that a new [item of clothing/haircut]?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:44, 89 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

sunday evening 'alright' thread
Alt- Butch and Sundance: The Early Years.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:32, 75 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It's Saint David's Day and World Compliment Day!
kthxbai
( $imon $quibb ✅, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 9:13, 63 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

New thread. Saturday night shenaggagans please. Is that spelt right?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:47, 17 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm waiting for my curry
£14.50 in my hand
Up to Foleshill CV6
Feel tired and hungry
More stoned than you pricks
I'm waiting for my naan

What are you waiting for?

Alt: fuck off tangledupinblue
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:08, 51 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

TOOLS DOWN! FUCK YOU!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:21, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

everything in this thread must be a question, ok?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:23, 107 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

No chat thread.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:22, 7 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

No politics or money chat thread.
Alt: Please arrange pizzagate 2.
( Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:12, 7 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

lol

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:51, 65 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Stupid payday purchases
We've all done it - that wonderful feeling of being flush with cash. You can't wait. You head into town and buy ......

what?

Alt:
That was a bad idea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:09, 208 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

hey it's Friday

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:04, 79 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

mornay

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 1:01, 7 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

you know what I haven't done for twenty years?
got fucked on cider and LSD and sung along to Red River Rock on the jukebox in the back room of a shitty pub for two or three straight hours

What haven't you done in a while?

(you can't say "sex" or "smiling" as that's a given)
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:58, 152 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:57, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Lunch thread.
I have left over meatballs not sure if I'll have them with pasta or put them in a sandwich.

Alt: What's the worst thing to say before sex?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:11, 87 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

when you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:19, 150 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Starting this thread to talk about Wee Pee.
Cos he's totes the best.
what's your favourite WP thing?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:48, 117 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Morning
Alt: What's the perfect breakfast?

Altalt: Snooker or athletics?
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:18, 64 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good morning you horny handed sons of the soil
Well Thursday is upon us once more, to celebrate I have sacrificed a child to Thor which can only be a good thing.

What are you going smash today (MM excepted)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:17, 11 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I changed my life for the better
by strapping a hot water bottle to my chest. I now have no reason to fear the cold again. How are you doing?

Alt: people living in warm dry climates how much should I hate you?

Alt alt: would you buy a similar purpose built device?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:08, 145 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

NO SLIDE CHAT!
I just had to sit through an excruciating presentation where only 6 of 24 people bothered to turn up. When was the last time you made an arse of yourself?

Alt: What was the best/worst present you were ever given?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:06, 130 replies, latest was 10 years ago)