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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:40, 109 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Staff Conference
So today is my day of hell. Yes, another staff conference. The very same day that brought me "circus activities" and "samba drumming"......

This year was supposed to be a talent contest. The organisers failed to realise that 60% of the company are autistic savants who dont even look you in the eye, never mind stand up in front of 200 people. This was cancelled late on, leaving the "entertainment" section a mystery.

What should we be doing? Best/worst company FUN! ideas?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:50, 38 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

BIG DOGS COCKS

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 May 2015, 8:11, 56 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

wevening

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:34, 183 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

TURTLE POWER

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:25, Reply)

Alright yer.
Alt: alright yer.

Altalt: "Alien species are used in Hollywood to vehicule directors' racial prejudices without openly targeting minorities." Discuss.
( .Yeti., Wed 6 May 2015, 11:36, 85 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

wornholes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:19, 71 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning
Thinking - not thinking

alt.Game - not game

Altalt. Bumbags- bums
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 6 May 2015, 7:27, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Ho ho!
What japes!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:09, 104 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Gid Moaning OT
Enjoy the long weekend? What did you get up to? I ent reading all that rubbish.

I went up to Birmingham with the woman and got superdrunk with friends, allegedly. Apparently there is photographic evidence of me standing on a table and pretending to surf.

Also had Tournedos Rossini for lunch on Monday with the gf's parents which is a very nice way of doing steak.

Alt: What's your favourite cut/preparation of steak?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:33, 121 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

tornholes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 May 2015, 7:53, 8 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 11:57, 85 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

"Anyone mentioning the royal baby gets shot in the knees" thread
Alt: best toy from your childhood
( .Yeti., Mon 4 May 2015, 8:48, 19 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Royal sprog names then, eh?
Odds on Diana but there may be better options.

Chardonnay - possible. Leona? Beyoncé? Taylor Swift Windsor has a suitable ring to it.

Name the baby - you're paying for it, you name it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 2 May 2015, 18:51, 40 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I took my son to west midlands safari park yesterday.
After the animal stuff we had a go on a few of the rides, on the dodgems there were three downs syndrome kids with their carers having a go too.

This made me think of the classic insult 'You drive like a mong in a dodgem' - What other insults have you seen in reality?

alt: We didn't ram any of them because it seemed wrong. I think about it now, and I don't suppose I could've done any more damage. Opinions?

altalt: Zebras are right cunts, eh?
( Muns, Sat 2 May 2015, 15:04, 19 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

you set of angry bank holiday buzzkills
Pub o' clock, fuck you
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 May 2015, 12:24, 26 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good Bank Holiday Saturday morning. top Internet's in that previous OT.
Made me feel all lovely, joyful
wubble

Godson's 10th birthday today, his future is so bright he needs a solar filter sf450. I swear we are like amusing chimps to him. Who else knows ridiculously talented children. I am asking for a friend.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 May 2015, 8:26, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Shoe Thread.
Don't talk about shoes, it's fucking dull.
Post your real name. I'm Marko.

Alt: When was the last time you laughed so hard you nearly cried?

Alt: do you cry? I do a bit, not at sad films though, because that's gay.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 May 2015, 12:55, 149 replies, latest was 10 years ago)