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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Custard made by Ambrosia is ambrosia
custard.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:12, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I pity all you poor suckers who don't know how they make it so creamy
I'm from Devon, so I am party to that secret.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Devon spunk custard party

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)
see, that's what you'd think
but that's not the case
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)
INTERNET LIES
I have to on no authority the only person who knows what makes so creamy is Michael Knights boss.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Good answer!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)
he is from Devon
he's our patron
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)
You may live in Devon but you will never be from Devon
Grockle
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I've been there long enough

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)
If Devon is anything like Cornwall, you will never be accepted by the true locals
NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)
it's not that backward
I was at primary school in Devon, I've been accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I've seen Straw Dogs.
*Nods wisely*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Nice film
apart from the violent rape scene
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Quite
I'm not a fan of the violent rape. Or, if I'm being honest, just regular, normal, run-of-the-mill rape either.

What is wrong with me?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)
You've been brainwashed by the bleeding heart whiney liberal "Rape is bad m'kay" brigade

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)
What can I do to right this terrible wrong Colonel?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)
6 simple words...
Does
this
rag
smell
of
Chloroform?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)
*snores*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)
*Wakes with a sore bottom*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)
Birds is superior

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)
but custard is wrong.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Lies on the internet!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)
don't be ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)
It's superb..

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)
It's not all that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)
you're wrong!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Fine thanks

(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Exactly.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:20, Reply)
CORRECT

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I'm glad I have some support. :D

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)
When it comes to custard, you can count on it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

count run

*because it's a non newtonian fluid.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)
so is cornstarch and water.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Most bought custard you get here is nearly completly corn starch with sugar and flavourings.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)
I wrote in the other thread, independently from this
that I would be having my apple crumble with cream not custard, so I want to join your Anti-Custard club please.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)
you are more then welcome to.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)
VERY MUCH THIS

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:20, Reply)
custard is fucking disgusting
hot and runny and ruining stuff with its blandness, or cold and wobbly and like chilled yellow spunk.

neither is good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I like you a lot swipe, have I ever told you that?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)
this and the custard hate
demonstrate your excellent taste
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)
you have clearly not eaten the right custard
and frankly I'm dubious about some of the spunk you've chowed down on as well
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)
not as dubious as i am :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Proper home-made custard with real vanilla is incredible.
Being northern, you may never have had this, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)
what are you implying about northerners

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)
that you are peasants on the whole
with no appreciation of the finer things in life

bet you've never had real mayonnaise either
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)
we all know what you claim is 'real mayonnaise'.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)
i have made home-made mayo
so there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)
It is well known that Northerners
all live on beef dripping sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)
+ Something about whippets and pigeons.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)
My parents are bringing my whippet over in an hour
I'm well excited. She looks like this:

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)
PORN!
On the Internet!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)
*something about outdoor lavatories and coal*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)
(You forgot to add mushy peas)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)
"Imply" suggests - implies, one might even say - that there's some subtlety about it...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)
I am joining the pro custard side over here
although I only have tapioca in the house
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

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