moet & chandon, plox
this eve I'm running to ze mall to check on dresses
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What dresses?

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:38, Reply)

well, whatever they have in the size of "house whale"
I quite like this one

shopping super fast for NYE
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Have you got somewhere special to wear it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)

!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)

What?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)

oh so wrong place to put that, sorry
not really anywhere special, just to the white trash bar down the road with the rest of the drunks
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)

The best sort of bar is that sort of bar.
Do the staff there expect to be tipped, or are they just happy that you bother turning up at all?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)

nah, they've got a pickle jar out for coins
the beer is half price there and by all accounts probably earn more tips than the regular staff at any other bar
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Sounds like a cool place.
Do they have a good jukebox, and are they all suspicious orf outsiders?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Pretty!

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)

fanks
I can't be sure what they have until I get to the store...I always wait until the last minute!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I got my bezzie a baby bottle of Moet for her birthday
It's got rhinestones on.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)

that sounds fucking awesome

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)

She's also getting:
silk knickers, a bottle of Absolut, a mug, luxury chocolates, Ann Summers goodies, a silver locket and a photo collage.
Not just from me, mind. We all love her a lot.

Obviously not this size. It's about 200ml, so enough for a glass
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)

what the shit
I need friends like yours
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)

It's her 21st
and she's giving us a really posh lunch and lots of booze. It's the least we can do.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)

still, that's mega fucking cool
I got no gifts from my friends except one, and although I haven't even gotten them yet, I'm fairly certain one of the gifts is a tree ornament.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)

:(
This friend got me nothing for my birthday. Not bothered though, she got me an awesome christmas present.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)

to be fair, I didn't get them anything either
it's because I have no friends
they're all married and not worried about having friends anymore
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Married. Shit.
That's going to be my group of friends soon. They're all Tories with long-term partners :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)

EW

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Don't worry. They won't be married forever.
*Speaks from experience*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Oh Jeff, u so bitter.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Me so right.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Cheer up love.
Have an internet awkward pat on the back.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)

If I was to mention Trevor and Simon and deserving a pat-on-the-back
Would I be showing my age?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Yes!

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)

We don't do duvets.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Well, it wooshed over MY head at least

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)

It's one of his more endearing qualities.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I like Jeff.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

He's lovely.
Even when he's pissed.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)

It isn't my fault.
You knew I was going out before hand!

I can't do 12 hour sessions anymore, I'm old.

Old and too thin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Come to Blousie's summer bash
we shall ply you with alcohol from lunchtime and giggle as you descend in to incoherency and mess.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)

It's different when you're getting drunk with people though isn't it?
You tend to drink at their pace.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)

You'll never get drunk if you drink at my pace
I'm a lightweight.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Trust me. I'd manage to get drunk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:32, Reply)

drink at my pace berk
and you'll be pissed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)

I will be dead, more like

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Student pace is unfair.
They've got too much recovery time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:42, Reply)

No hangovers remember
and also excellent genes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Woo! Blousie has spotted 'bitter and twisted' as one of my qualities!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I rememeber my 21st
It has only been in the last couple of years I've been able to even consider drinking tequila again.

Curse those pretty girls walking round clubs selling shots of cheap tequila for a quid (or whatever it was back in my youth).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I saw my 20th birthday in with a shot of tequila.
I ended it drinking what was likely screenwash and white spirit making out with a homosexual.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)

was it a boy or a girl?
they come in two flavors, ya know
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Both flavours.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Like Raspberry Ripple?
Although that is slang for cripple.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)

No, like a drunk fat girl jumping on people

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

It does sound like an epic evening though
I spent my 20th birthday party getting pissed alone in my flat. I think yours sounds better.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Not when you have a 3-day hangover
and you accidently de-virgined your coursemate.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

3 day hangovers are par for the course at my age
My sister took me out drinking on a Saturday night and I didn't feel right again til Tuesday tea time, and I was still shaking and retching on Monday morning. How it is that she holds her drink that well and I cannot is a mystery.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I do not hold my drink well at all.
There is a semi-notorious incident where I vomited onto a table. Or when I punched Wookiee in the face.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)

I've done some fairly embarrassing things
but I've never made a total spectacle of myself, at least.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)

The worst thing I remember doing is making an arse of myself at a house party by trying to be a scratch DJ on the real DJ's turntable.
The DJ was not amused.

Then later I zonked out with excessive drug use and missed half the night. I was in my early thirties : /
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Eek!
yes, I can safely say that I've never made quite that much a tit of myself. I've spilled drinks on bikers (twice) and I've done my fair share of falling over, falling asleep and falling in to strange boys laps, but I've never done anything quite that bad.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I've been told there's something I did
that I hope is a lie and will never be told lest it becomes accepted truth.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

you can't leave it at that!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:47, Reply)

I'll gaz you

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:48, Reply)

my friend bought me one of these for my birthday
i kept the bottle along with my absolut vodka disco glitterball bottle.

i am in a massive massive strop this evening. i am going to put some music on very loudly and go for a very fast drive until i feel much better.

have a lovely evening all!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)

I hope you feel better soon :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)

since we're talking random shit here
I totally got poked on facebook by someone I don't even know.

Has this ever happened to anyone else?
Is he saying he wants to "poke poke" me?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)

oh god yes he totally wants to get amongst your pixels
i get random sleazepokes/emails on fb all the time, usually from guys who don't speak a word of english!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)

only had that once
but this bloke is friends with another friend of mine

just really fucking random is all, it was all "thisperson poked you" and I was all well who the fuck is that then
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Just e-mail him and tell him if he pokes you again, you'll kick his bollocks off.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)

I got an email from an 18 year old as well.
I could buy him booze.
I am so in there.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Unless he is English
In which case, he has probably been drinking in pubs and bars on a regular basis since he was 15.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

well, he's not, he's from 2 states away and I shan't be replyin' no mo

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)

good tactic!
18.... that's trouble.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Why, what's up?

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)

tbh it's mostly post-holiday blues i think
come back to a LOT of work shit, and i am going to be skint for the next couple of months due to issues with service charge, and i'm a bit pissed off with men and my major drinking buddy has just announced she is pregnant which is amazing for her but ruins a lot of my fun and what kind of a total bitch thinks like THAT?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Skint for a couple of months?
You don't mean you might have to drink non-vintage champagne do you?

Eek! It's worse than I thought.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Human nature innit
*shrugs* I'm sure you're happy for her really, and if you're not, well hey, nobody's judging - just don't tell her! I'm sure there are lots of people who'd happily go for drinks with you.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)

you're right, i am
i would just be happier if she had waited a couple more years so that we could carry on clubbing and misbehaving in general....... god i am pure evil!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Give it 12 to 18 months
and she will probably be begging you to go out drinking, anything to get away from the kid and OH for the evening.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:07, Reply)

true
also she must be barking mad. 1 week with 3 kids in jamaica and i am about ready to rip out my own ovaries with a fork, seriously!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)

You don't need to tell me
I babysit 2-3 times a week. I love them dearly and they're very cute but one of my own? No fucking thank you very much.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)

you can't do ANYTHING
parents are mental!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Yup
seems a fairly shit deal to me. No doubt I'll change my mind when I hit 30.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Then you'll want all the kids
Until they're just falling out of you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I doubt that very much
I may decide I want kids but pregnancy gives me the fear. Actual, genuine, phobic fear.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)

A 'friend' of mine had a kid a few months ago
As soon as her due date came, she was complaining that the baby wasn't born yet. Apparently she wouldn't accept that it was just an estimate.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)

*belms*

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)

She just seemed to get a bit angry when I said that
Can't see why.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)

My sister has 3 of 'em it's fucking nightmare.
I'm pleased I never had any when it was being 'encouraged' of me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)

My mum said to me the other day
after visiting her youngest grandchild 'Oooh, so it's just you we're waiting for now'. Yeah. Like I haven't got a hundred fucking better things to do than get sprogged up. I'm 25 ffs, she seems to think I ought to drop all my plans for a career and self betterment just to pop some screeching ball of skin out my fanny.
FUCK OFF.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:30, Reply)

I used to have the same at family events
I'd be there, with the ex, and someone elderly relative would say, 'Oooh, you'll be next' when I'm surrounded by kids.

They soon shut the fuck up when you start saying 'Oooh, you'll be next' when you go to your great aunts funeral and the roles are reversed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Hahaha!

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Is it any wonder I struggle to form adult relationships with people?
The child in me is too great.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)

So don't form an adult relationship!
Get together with someone who's just as childish and have the time of your lives behaving like a couple of dickheads :P
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)

I want more from life than being an extra in
'Dude! Where's my car?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:46, Reply)

That's not what I was suggesting, misery guts

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)

What WERE you suggesting then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Finding someone with a similar outlook
and who laughs at your dreadful puns is not at all the same as behaving like a cretin from a stoner movie and you know it.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:54, Reply)

The puns are a curse.
And not something I'm proud of.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Pfft!
I bet you are really.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

I'm not.
It's like an illness.

(See you on the left of the page?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Actually, my little sis would like something like that.
It's her 21st in Feb too.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)