I really think we can do it this season
we just need to play up to the whistle
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hey you, you're a man
are you crap or awesome?
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)

As a man I am too busy being awesome to consider such a question
Shall we go and meet some women that we fancy, but not that much, and lie to them?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Usual male attack pattern.
Complement them on some random part of themselves that we reckon they might be a bit insecure about, act all beta male-ish and sensitive, lure them into bed before wiping our dicks on the curtains and never talking to them again?

It's what ALL men do.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:54, Reply)

holy shit
that's it ladies, the only decent man on the planet has just revealed himself to be THE SAME AS ALL THE REST .

it's time to turn gay.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Tried it. Found it wanting.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)

This.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

so the answer is........
celibacy?

that's not a good answer to anything. although, query whether shit sex is better than no sex, at least if you've had no sex, you can walk around and cross your legs without wincing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)

WANKING.
Ideally on webcam.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Oh, tits.
Pass me the needle and thread, I'm going to sew up my Sarlaac pit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Petal, if you keep calling it that it's no wonder you're striking out.
No-one wants their lightsaber slowly digested over a thousand years.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

If Mandalorian battle armour can't resist it
a simple helmet has no chance.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Both these made me laugh a little more than it should have
Congrats, boys.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Aint I a stinker, DING DONG!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

you're doing v well
keep it up (2, 3, 4)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I think I exhausted my football vocab there
perhaps I should start watching football focus instead of Spongebob Squarepants?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

i'm no longer able to talk to you
due to my crushing disappointment at the post above.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I love Spongebob squarepants.
*waves at the Colonel*
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:01, Reply)

blimey
i knew there was a queue for this guy, but i didn't realise it was quite this quick!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I was just waving at a fellow Spongebob fan is all.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:03, Reply)

*waves back*
I think Miss Swipe meant my post Re: Lying to women
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)

i don't think you get to call me "miss swipe" any more
"your highness" or "madam" is good enough for the likes of you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)

OW!
take that thumb off my head
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)

oh alright
i'm bored with pouting now.

has your snow gone yet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

All gone
and Charlie has stopped looking for the snow. She was acting very strangely after it all melted.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)

awwww bless
i'd have thought her chicken brain didn't have that much recollection, clearly i am wrong.

you do realise that if you ever came to a bash, you would have to bring charlie tucked under one arm?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)

She would love the all the attention
the little madam
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Bringing Charlie to a bash?
You are Monty

AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Ha!
very good
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Someone would try and pull her

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Yeah, some 'cock-of-the-walk'

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)

i am sure charlie has better taste
just don't let her get too drunk
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Alrite Dave

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:08, Reply)

hello you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Me and my big mouth...err...fingers?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:03, Reply)

i really did have to think about that then
but you just meant typing, didn't you?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Yes

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:06, Reply)

shows what this place has done to my levels of social acceptability

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Haha!
I reckon the gunners are up for the cup next year. United will be second if they play Rooney up front and keep the tall one at midfield.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Ga?
I'm clearly out of my depth here
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Spouting bollox about football is easy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

what was that ludicrous display last night?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Clearly we need to get a striker in in January/the Summer
Otherwise I just can't see where the goals are going to come from.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)