it's taken 7 years
but this threat might be the final straw that sees me kill off rachelswipe and commit b3tasuicide.

you win, well done.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hurrah!
No more ill informed opinions about tax and hairstyles!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

ha
like you wouldn't miss me so much that you crawled into the black hole that it created in your otherwise sad little life and died.

also, tax is one thing, but how DARE you say i am ill-informed about hair??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

The evidence is clear Swipey, the evidence is very clear

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:00, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

i don't know whether to cry
or be flattered that you 'shopped me.

also it's not a million miles from the truth this morning, if i leave my hair wet after a morning gym session, it does dry a bit like that...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Oof!

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I'm still here for politilolz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Coincidentally
this thread might be the final straw that sees me kill off everyone I work with, ending up in a siege situation, only to be shot and killed by police marksmen following an 8-hour standoff. That's how shit this thread is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

It's the only way to go out
Much better than the inevitable cirrhois of the liver
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

the irony there
is that you would doubtless end up in the news.

and psychochomp would then doubtless post a link about it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

But only when the previous thread had reached EXACTLY 100 posts.
How I look forward to the 'witty comment' that he'll add.

*Yawns*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

to be fair
sometimes he can be very funny on here.

especially when he is logged out...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

That was a waste.
We've only got 39 more posts before the new link gets posted.

Eek! Even less now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

FEWER
FEWER
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

So you've cheered up then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Had a good sleep
Am starving hungry, which is an excellent sign.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

How can starving hungry be a good sign?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

When I get too bad I don't eat.
Lack of appetite.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:21, Reply)

What a con
please text before this happens
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I'll tidy the storm drain if you want to pop round.
Haven't had any visitors for a while.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Aalreet! I'll bring the dressing gowns.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

They'll send in Schteve to negoschiate.
Yeah, I just wanted to type negoschiate.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

'Schtop or my colleaguesh will schoot'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Schtop or I'LL schoot. And it'll glue your eyesh schut.
It'sh very vischcoush.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Oh god, best porn remake title ever:
Schteven Schtallione in "Schtop or my mom will schquirt!"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Seriously. I love you so much.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

You get a click for 'vischcoush'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Dutch is now my favourite accent.
I don't see myself getting bored of this any time soon, sorry Monty.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Itsch fine. Me and der guysch all laugh about it too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I don't have YouTube access at work
But have a search for the footage of former England manager Steve McLaren giving an interview for a Dutch TV channel. He's managing a Dutch team these days so he conducts the entire interview in English but with a Dutch accent. It's inadvertently hilarious - even if you're not into football.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

That is a brilliant clip. The man is clearly a mental.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

And rightly scho.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

no no
posh english, that's where it's at. or possibly deep southern american.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

It's all about Dutch Schteve for Monty
He can make Monty wail like a cat in heat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

*Phones Gazza*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)