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Right that's over 100 repliesGazzes. Do you get or send many? Are you a prolific board gossip or do you keep yourself to yourself? Do you email or text or phone other b3tans? Or are you a lonely fucking sadsack?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:34,
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latest was 15 years ago)
my ear hurts(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:36,
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just to annoy you pointless cunt(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:43,
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I get and send a fewoccasionally email or text one or two b3tans.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:38,
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I used to gaz people occasionally, but I don't bother much anymore.Fascinating, I'm sure.
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Kroney, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:40,
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This is golddust mate, exactly what I was looking for.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:42,
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I don't like to disappoint, Noel, me old china.Any gazzes I do get can't be talked about in public being, as they are, salacious or inflammatory or, occasionally, both.
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Kroney, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:43,
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I get/ send a fewthere's probably 2/3 b3tans I text quite a lot, then a few more occasionally. I use facebook to keep in contact as well
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:40,
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yeah, there are often easy wins on facebookas far as insulting people goes.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:41,
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Yeah, a good number of b3tans insult me on FB(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:44,
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I'm more reactive than proactive when it comes to messaging of any kind.(
girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:41,
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Maybe you should switch that up a bit bgb, get some pandering in.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:42,
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yeah, lord knows I could do with an ego boost :-)(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:43,
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I've pandered most guys on here already.I'm all pandered out.
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girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:45,
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I get or send gazzes most week daysI also email or text b3tans almost daily, and sometimes have a natter with a couple on the phone.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:44,
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VAST is now playingthanks to you posting that link of Tattoo of your name
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:44,
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really great song(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:45,
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SecondedOne of my favourites of theirs.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:48,
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I feel all offended now....(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:45,
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Aren't the two of you part of some hideousonline bromance?
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Kroney, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:46,
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You spelt "Extremely good looking" wrong(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:49,
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Unless that was exclusive to Labs(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:46,
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Sorry dudeYou've been on here a bit less, plus we did have a brief chat about bands the other week.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:49,
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yeah I knowit was mock offence
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:50,
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This has fuck all to do with this thread,apologies for not replying before mate, went to lunch. Gaga's new tune is called "Born This Way" and it's brilliant. So now you know.
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Cheers!Another to check out when I get home then.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:55,
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I gaz people all dayAnd text Team Awesome all the time and saw half of Team Aweszome yesterday and had baconz and ciderz and played games. It was awesome.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:47,
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IT'S NOT ENOUGH/crazy
I know haha, was just joking :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:51,
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I may have to watch more Supernatural tonightI haven't watched any more since Mummy Badger left. I'm not sure why... probably because then I'll become addicted again.
I'll text you to let you know :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:52,
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Not so much, sometimes to share advice or recipes...ALT ANSWER: When at Uni I got a voicemail left on my phone from an angry Northerner threating to "fucking kill you Tucker you bastard", I have no idea who this Tucker might be but i feel a little bad that he never got his message and could have run away.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:47,
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Poor Tucker, six-feet under simply due to one incorrect digit.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:50,
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Chances are that he was also Northern, so no harm no foul really(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:51,
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Just his luck, eh?!(Jeff will get this, everyone else, less likely)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:04,
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You know it!Passmore.
When tea-time skinheads could still be racist.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:07,
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I reckon the person who called and left the message was either Booga Benson or Doyle**Only Monty and maybe Blousie will understand this.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:05,
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I gaz and text Disasterprone fairly frequentlyAlmost always about football. There are 4 other B3tans who I've been blessed with the facility to text, and I'm sure they all regret it. Had a really nice gaz exchange with TGB Friday about laser eye surgery, although somehow we ended up talking about who'd be on a B3tan Eggheads team and why.
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interesting topicwhat was your final team?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:50,
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Well, me and TGB, as it was our ideaMonty, because TGB suggested he might fly into a violent rage and trash the little isolated room if he got a question wrong. Chompy, because after being told it was the right answer he'd explain why it was the right answer. And Amberl, cos she's at Oxford an' that. We're still holding auditions if you'd like to try out
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Tryout questionWhat are the only three films to have won the "Big Five" Oscars - Best Film, Director, Actor, Actress and Screenplay?
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Wrong, wrong and wrongNot bad guesses though, especially the first one
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Ben Hur, Lord Of The Rings 3, Titanic?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:23,
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Wrong, wrong and wrong. Sorry mateLord of the Rings didn't win a single acting Oscar across all three films, in fact I think only Ian McKellen was eevn nominated (for Fellowship)
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NoAnd it's a fucking travesty. But then neither Alfred Hitchcock or Stanley Kubrick ever won a directing Oscar, so what the fuck do they know?
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My friend is filming on eggheads next week!But answer me this. If Jeremy Vine is in Glasgow at middday presenting Eggheads, how is he still on Radio 2?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:50,
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I disagreeIf you're pursuing an explanation from the realms of sci-fi, at least make it good sci-fi. Bill and Ted may be missing a phone box
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Mayhaps he hath access to a Holly-Hop drive?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:01,
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Points for Red Dwarf referencebut it would be far too unstable for the required purpose
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Gazzes are usually music related and involve 'the signal'.Emails and texts? No. (Though I have used the Postal Service to send and receive parcels to/from certain b3tans.)
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Nah', I'm a bit shit at all that, I normally get talking to someone in Gaz, read it but don't have time to reply myself, and then the red light has gone and I've fogotten about it.Same thing happens with emails and texts. And I'm almost phobic about using the phone for personal use.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:50,
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I've requested "Mark as unread" for gazzes which'll help remind me to reply to the fucking thingsbut I've no idea whether anyone looks at that part of the board.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:51,
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pftas if anyone gazzes you
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:52,
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Haha yeah like *counts* thirty from you last week.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:53,
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Noel's Inbox....Chompy: Seriously mate, seriously, ___how___ ?
Poppet: I've booked the flights.
Poppet: OK, if you promise it won't hurt.
BGB: I promise that won't happen again.
Poppet: thats sooooo true.
Chompy: Dude, how?
Poppet: OMG, seriously?
Poppet: 17, tee hee, why?
Poppet: Oh hai !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:57,
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Every time I read a post like this, it brightens my day that little bit more.Cheers Gonz, haha!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:59,
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I'm not around enough to get as many gazzes as I used to.Kitty is the most regular poster on my fb wall out of EVERYONE and I only text my favourites.
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Please text him back saying"What's that? KRRSSSHHH! Can't hear you KRRSSSHH! going under a tunnel BEEP BEEP BEEP"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:03,
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That's cruel.I suspect she doesn't know who I am since I just changed my name.
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Yeah, it's truly an enigma(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:06,
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RACIST(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:09,
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Sadface indeed(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:00,
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In reply!But yes, I suppose you do. Mildly happy face.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:03,
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You should be grateful for even that.I'm generally useless at keeping in contact with people.
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Then I am very grateful indeed(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:07,
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I have just gazzed someone.Just for shits and giggles.
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girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:57,
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Are you asking them to provide the rubber sheet this time?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:00,
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Each to their own, I guess.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:01,
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Oh man, it's just been forwarded to me.I'm 'jiggling a bit' myself now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:13,
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I don't tend to Gaz much anymore, although I did have a conversation last week.I've had a b3tan email me this morning, telling my to sell my 360, I'm not entirely sure why. I'm not going to do it though. I currently have numbers for 8 b3tans in my phone, but that's mainly due to laziness, as I've not texted 5 of them in over a year.
As for the lonely fucking sadsack, I'm not too bad currently, seeing the girl I like tonight, a few of us are getting drunk together!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:58,
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I've had a b3tan email me this morning, telling my to sell my 360, I'm not entirely sure why. I'm not going to do it though. I currently have numbers for 8 b3tans in my phone, but that's mainly due to laziness, as I've not texted 5 of them in over a year.
As for the lonely fucking sadsack, I'm not too bad currently, seeing the girl I like tonight, a few of us are getting drunk together!
Now that I've managed to score.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:18,
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*holds up thumb and extended forefinger in 'L' shape to forehead*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:06,
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If you look at their profile you can see they are fond of a drinkbut they do their drinking alone.
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She's a great person is Purpledoris.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:12,
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Actually dearthere were several of us around that table. I am afraid that I am rather a lightweight in the boozing stakes...........
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The international symbol for "Gaz me baby!"(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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None of your fucking business you fucking nosey cunt.Fuck off. Seriously, FUCK OFF WILL YOU?
In other news, I ate the curry. More updates as they happen.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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I fear that will be my position of choice for much of this afternoon.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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Meh, you can't bring me down today Monty.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:16,
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I will hunt you down and DESTROY YOU for what you've done.Now all I have to do is think of something to accuse you of.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:21,
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Oooh, I'm quaking in my boots!*quakes in boots a little*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:23,
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I send and get loads of gazzes from one member.lol member
And we text and call eachother sometimes.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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Not exactly renowned for his scintillating, original two-sided conversations is he.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:26,
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I had a dream last night that I was going to visit her.(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:25,
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I'm quite partial myself.My 'senior clergyman' takes quite a thrashing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:19,
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Somehaving just checked through my gazfolder, they're almost exclusively from one person. I'm not entirely sure what that says about them or me...
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