Cheer the Fuck Up
What's your patented technique from snapping yourself out of a funk, or for cheering someone else up?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:19, 161 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

alcohol
and cigarettes. Killing myself slowly in this way cheers other people up too
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Or cheer them up more by hurrying up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Visiting Tourettes and DG.
If that's not possible then I buy crap off the internet.

A short term fix would be to take Biscuit and Benji out for a walk. Those two are like valium on legs.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)

How much does crap go for these days?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Depends on how much I don't need it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I had a bimble around ebay last week
and found out that a cartoid mic I've got sitting in a box is worth about £90, a mint Boss* bass synth pedal a similar amount and a distortion pedal about £25. This'll make my savings account look considerably healthier than it does now.
* Copyright Roota 2011
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

pft savings are for losers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

losers plane tickets
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

*rolls eyes*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

:)

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)

If I had *however much money it is to fly to Australia*
I'd go to America. Less things to kill you over there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I like a challenge, plus fewer things to fuck in America.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

How charming and romantic.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)

He means the football team at poppets university

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Well, couples are meant to share, I suppose.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

She's probably already hooked up with that lana she mentioned

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

She clearly likes girls with beards.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

*starts singing I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Would you expect any less of me on here?
Or do I mean more? I dunno.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I don't ever expect this from you, young man.
Wherever you are.
For shame.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I don't mean it dear, I only say these things to fit in.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I'm sure you have no trouble fitting in.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I say!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Fewer Australians too.
YEAH NOEL I SAID IT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

SO YOU DID

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Woo!

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

what's the distortion?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Used:
www.google.co.uk/products/catalog?q=boss+distortion&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=444136662879411311&sa=X&ei=xLNrTeL6JojNhAfokKDsDg&ved=0CE8Q8gIwAw#
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)

hmmmmmmm

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I buy them something.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Gin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:23, Reply)

With myself, I tend to not let things get me down anymore, so I rarely find myself in a funk
But I've found that This does a quite spectacular job of making me happy.

For others, a good home cooked meal and shedloads of booze.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

The website you posted a while ago
www.damnyouautocorrect.com makes me giggle like a mong on nitrous oxide
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

It is pretty damn fantastic

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I was actually crying with laughter reading it
I had to close it down so I could calm myself down again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I get the same on there, it's superb

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

comfort eating
self harm
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I don't think raping people until you're raw counts as self harm

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

It does if you rape an uggo.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I have clicked the "I like this!" link on this post.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Venting
Go and shout at something/kick something/slam something down and everything is instantly less annoying.

Simple things normally cheer up people - a pint/cuppa/biscuit will take their mind off the issue, even for a short while
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

spliffs and heavy metal
or surfing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Listening to "When September Ends"
It touches me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Is that by Danger Ye?
EDIT:

Damn your anagram edit, rendering this post mental
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Don't worry - I saw it too.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I tickle them and say 'cheer up moody-chops' until I get punched.
Failing that, mushrooms and The Monkees DVD Box Set usually works.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

ooh I bought some lovely portobellos the other day that I'm going to grill

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Yes that's what the Dr was talking about

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I haven't had mushrooms for ages.
TOMORROW WILL BE MUSHROOM DAY. I HAVE SPOKEN.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I'm down to my last 60 caps.
Can you hook me up, dudette?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I actually quite enjoy mushrooms but only enough for a mad giggle.
I don't want to be seeing Micky Mouse hiding behind the flat screen TV.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Poofter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I recommend using some butter
and sprinkling with Shwartz BBQ seasoning then grilling

www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/Herbs_And_Spices/Schwartz_Perfect_Shake_Classic_BBQ_Seasoning_44g.html

discovered it by chance and it is fucking lovely with mushroom
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Chuck them upside down onto a tray
butter and garlic in, and a touch of Worcester sauce - amazing!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)

ooh how long for?
They will be part of TGBs Big Fat Breakfast For Dinner
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Depends on the size - I do about 20 mins
The Worceser sauce changes the taste loads, but in a good way. Nom with lots of crusty bread and a smug grin

EDIT:
Vipros mushroom method also sounds good! Do half and half!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)

bread?
I know you mean baconz and sausages and eggs and tomatoes and beans
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

You will need bread for the nyommy juices

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I don't have bread

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I suggest adding chicken livers to this for a delicous and unctious snack
also sour dough bread and some fresh parsley
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I am begining to think i might be happier working with food...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)

your recipe sounds great
I've thought the same.

did I mention a roast pork risotto last week? my friend and I came up with the idea, of basically roast pork with a sage and butternut squash risotto with chunks of crackling in the risotto.

She made it on friday and it was exactly as I imagined and absolutely delicious. So good with some apple sauce and english mustard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

You know what is awesome in risotto?
BACON
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

yeah it is!
so is chorizo.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I had the chicken and chorizo risotto at the weekend
Excellent!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

This does sound good
I find the trick to really awsome crackling is four fold:

1: Pour boiling water over the skin,
2: Score and salt heavily
3: Remove skin and place on a raised rack
4: Roast at a relatively low heat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

it was better than you can possibly imagine
the pork element was a couple of tenderloins, marinated with garlic and olive oil, seared then roasted for 10 minutes.

The crackling element came from two big sheets of pork fat and skin for 74p. Cooked seperately.

The boiling water trick is a good one, I use that on duck, and sometimes chicken pieces if I want crispy skin.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

It sounded an excellent idea
I shall try this for sure
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

oh my goodness me all mighty.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

BACON I WILL BE ADDING BACON

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Oh yeah ! I completely forgot about that.
Totally taking you up on your offer. Needs hash browns, I will provide.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I don't like hash browns
They are like fat sponges
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I fucking love me some Hash Browns, they're the best part of a fry up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

they are good
but they are no black pudding
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Sleep. Sleep is awesome.
In the absence of sleep, booze and loud rock music. In the absence of them, wanking. Then sleep.

*yawns*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

*face rapes*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I assume you mean "yawn rapes"
otherwise you're getting teeth.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It's fine I'm using chompy's

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

curling up in my room
With a book, tea and a bit of chocolate. Alternatively lots of alcohol and loud music.

My patented method of cheering other up is to listen to them, sympathise and then implement the steps above.

Edit: i forgot. Buying stuff helps
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I have no idea when to give a hug.
So I just watch people cry and rub their back a little.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Strangely I'm very good at coping with my moodiness but not other peoples.
I usually just buy people stuff to cheer them up.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I'm feeling quite sad :-(

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I've already made you an offer of my abode.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

true, but you won't be there ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

*grins*

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)

a e y
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Who hasn't had an offer of my body?

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)

an offer of
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

*raises hand*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

You do realise I will only be having a beer with you on Friday ; )

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Haha!
Foiled again!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I'm all moody Blousie.
*Notes that Vipros is sad too*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

*searches on ebay for puppy calender*

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Send him down to me
I'm within walking distance of Battersea Dogs' Home
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Peedo.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Actually I could do with one of the latter
I've had a friend whinging at me over the IM most of the morning. Normally I try to be sympathetic but it was really getting on my tits earlier.

Personally, I find that listening to that "Being a Dickhead's Cool" song is the current best way to raise a chuckle. Don't know how long it will serve as a panacea, but it will certainly do for now.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

If I had such a technique I would employ it right now.
As per my post last week about seeing a shrink, I can 'snap myself out of a funk' all I like but the things that are doing my head in are still there, and 100% real. So in my case 'snapping myself out of a funk' really means 'distracting myself from the enormity of my problems temporarily' and is actually not in any way helpful.

OR: I like to think of famous events in which thousands died and have a little chuckling wank*.


*current favourite: MASADA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

What did you say about seeing a shrink?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

This:
' I went to see a psychiatrist a couple of years ago
because I was really fucking down. When I told him my list of woes he basically said 'there's nothing wrong with you at all - your life genuinely is really fucking depressing and actually you're coping remarkably well, off you go'.'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I'd have kicked him in the cunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

It was nice to be told I wasn't a menkle.
He said 'most of the people who see me don't have half the problems you and are coping infinitely less well than you are. You should be proud of yourself'.

Unless he was going to prescribe me a new ex, a course of £40k and cure my sister there was nothing he could do for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Yes but your idea of coping was just to ignore it all and carry on.
Apart from the crazy ex thing.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Then put Len and Lusty at the front of your thoughts
along with some good food, beer and MDs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)

This explains the massive drugs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

It does

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

*pats back*
*passes spoon and candle*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Oooh!
Is this one of those 'dining in the dark' restaurants?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Dining with the brown

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)

You have a way forward now though
Time to look up!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Blimey

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Clendrix!
Get round Monty's gaff and sort him out please.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I would take Monty on as my first client...
and probably my last - he's a lifetime's work.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I'm thinking of having serious words with him when I visit London.
*puts on auntie Blouse head*


Or I may just drug him and have my wicked way. I haven't decided yet.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I'm ordering in the rubber sheets just in case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Just do her up against your rubber walls.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Bouncy!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

But now Kaol has been neutered you need a new mongproject

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

He still needs close monitoring.
He had that crazed look again when I saw him at Bloodstock.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

And he had that crazed hat when I saw him in Bristol
Poor Mel, so lovely, yet so afflicted.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

She loves a challenge.
It's only like other people taking work home with them.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I never want to do that
That applies to 'taking work home' and 'Kaol'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Libya's just another potential entry for the wank-bank then?
Don't dismiss the distractions too readily. Obviously the problems doing your head in remains real, but if all you can do is worry about them then that could be just as dangerous as temporarily distracting yourself from them. Sure, being distracted won't solve them, but it may lift your spirits a little, whereas wallowing in how dreadful everything is may eventually send you mad, especially if you've got to wait for other things to happen before you can fix them. There's a time for action, but there's also a time to give your brain a little respite.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Lifting some spirits sounds like a fucking good idea.
There are few things a fine cognac cannot assist with.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I can't argue with that.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Oh dear.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Yes dear?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I saw a Shrink once, she took one look at it and said I'd best go see an Enlarge.
Hahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha HA. I'm so witty.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Loud music
Music with a bassline so pounding that it makes Dutch Schteve's assault on Monty's battered ringpiece seem like a feather brushing daintily against a lamb's face.

Also, doing or seeing something so ridiculously awesome that I want to rip my shirt off and roar with primal fury.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

*faints*

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

It's OK BGB, Jabba can't hurt you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Like 'Level 42'? That kind of stuff?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Like SHIT OFF

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Oh god - do we have to listen to 'Running in the Family' all the way to Newcastle?
You are BANNED from bringing 'music'.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Is that a Level 42 song?
I'm far too cool to know any of their shite.
I'm bringing music!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Google knows everything, you spastic.
I will have to approve this music before it goes on.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Are you hiring a car, or is Wooks breaking his Dad's car again?
I'll bring CDs, as I doubt the vehicle will have the awesomeness of an aux-in connection.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)

He's going to make another attempt at going on two wheels again...
thus leaving us with three.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

And us without Kaol's mongstrength to help change the wheel

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

We're doomed.
We'll be careering off the motorway into a Stobart truck, with gobfulls of Haribo and you doing air-bass to dreadful music.
:(
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Air bass?!!
My choice of air instrument is the drums, because I couldn't go a whole gig without having a sitdown :(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

*sighs*
Air bass as in Level 42.
I went to a gig on Saturday night in the tiniest venue in the world. My poor ears :(
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

The Thalidomide Arms has live bands?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I don't know any Level 42
I thought I'd established that.
I haven't been to a gig in a month, I would like to make sure this doesn't stretch to two.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Here you go mate:
www.ents24.com/web/artist/52517/Level_42.html
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

"Fusing elements of pop, jazz and funk"
And I stopped reading.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

....and started ADDING TICKETS FOR SIX NIGHTS OF THE TOUR TO YOUR BASKET.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

With that kind of weight in one corner, the poor thing won't be able to help going on three wheels.
Still, seeing as you two have kindly offered to walk I won't have to worry.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Oh dear, Wookiee's all angry because we're making fun of his driving skilz.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

It's a good job we were joking
And there wasn't an actual incident of him breaking a car.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Yes, it was all a complete joke that had no foundation in truth.
How silly we are, Labs.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Laugh it up, pedestrian.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

He doesn't mean it.
He gets frightened driving by himself.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

You'll note I haven't evicted Badger from the car.
So we'll be fine.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Oh dear.
Off you strop then.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

*fret lights*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Ha-ha.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)