This makes me feel sad, for some reason.
Poor sod.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:40, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Isn't it horrible that Swipey and her friends are so disgustingly shallow
and yet conversley spend all their time bitching that "There are no decent men out there". I think if they took the time to look harder, they would realise that the problem actually lies with them.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)

trying again
don't be absurd, how could the problem possibly lie with them?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I don't think a hare lip would put me off but then again I've been out with a ginger so I'm used to deformaties.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Best shag of my life was with a ginger girl
Didn't date her though, does that count?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)

"best shag of your life" ?
at your young age? ha, you have NO IDEA yet!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Of my life so far, yes.
And every time I put myself forward for any of your desperate friends, you simply point out they'd 'break me'.

Bring it on, I say.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Its a good way to go

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

that's her way of saying that you don't meet the criteria
you're not a minted Adonis.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

That's fine by me
But I still think I could be up for the challenge, haha.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

this is where you are wrong
it really does lie with them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

"Oh but hun, you'll find someone one day who'll accept you for you, you're a wonderful person, it's just that I'm not the right kind of girl for you."

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

yes, i felt a bit bad esp as he was really keen
but when i said that i felt sorry for him, she said "it was WITHERED."

and i laughed at her all over again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Its OK, from a distance it looks like a rabbit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Rabbit, you say?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Eeek!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

That's Swipey's favourite picture
She loves seeing it everywhere, so feel free to post it as often as you can.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

feck orf

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)