I cannot drink as I am taking prescription painkillers.
So would anyone care for a midweek Youtube disco?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:12, 104 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why not
Not that I usually take part in these things, or know what to do really.

How about this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kldbohqBJII

Rocky, melodic, probably what most people here will hate, but from a band that make incredibly good music.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Can we keep things Caledonian, seeing as we are both porridge wogs?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyjNSOsaz0U
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Why not
Band a friend features in, I expect reasonable things: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ8q-S_-nxk
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:25, Reply)

That's alright actually.
I saw Mogwai and the Twilight Sad last weekend. These dudes though, The Phantom Band, are rather good. I love this song.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R68q1KhK9QE
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Damn internet's playing up
And being too slow for Youtube. this may spoil my enjoyment of a Youtube disco.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:30, Reply)

They were better in their Poppy Nogood days.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3JDNRmisnQ
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

What?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)

That piece is called "Poppy Nogood and the Phantom Band".
It was a very tenuous link.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Yes. Yes it was.
You alright?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I am indeed.
Thanks for asking.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Sounds good to me
Saw this band live a few years back, absolutely superb - www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-qCuYEUGug
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Are they Scottish?
Scottish bands only in this thread.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Not been a good Scottish band in a while, surely?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Mogwai Aerogramme Primal Scream Boards of Canada The Twilight Sad
Sluts o Trust Arab Strap The Phantom Band Teenage Fanclub Jesus & Mary Chain.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2yWAFl3DrU
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:35, Reply)

SCOTTISH ONLY.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Sorry.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioh5qUj7fM

Is that okay?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)

No.
It is very fucking far from okay.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)

You are Vincents drug dealer from Pulp Fiction
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Yes.
Because he, like me, knows what 'Scottish only' means.

Jeff you utter bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjo7DOyI-iQ

They're Canadian, that's practically Scottish, isn't it? It's like the Scotland of America.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:41, Reply)

No.
Unless they are actually from Scotland it doesn't count.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

The singer of this band is a larper i know
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4EoNZQ0reI

they've been on radio one recently, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:46, Reply)

sorry, not scottish either
my friend in a scottish band turns out not to have recorded anything yet :( That was my plan
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

You utter benders.
Scottish only, like these guys.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmUs2v8XAVU
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:48, Reply)

How about this then?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlws5TKOfkE
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)

NO!
And any man that encourages his wife to dress up as a schoolboy is very wrong indeed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:50, Reply)

It does bring more than mild concern, doesn't it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Yes. Yes it does.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Especially now that she's gone all wrinkly
and looks even less like an eleven year old schoolboy than she did in the early 80's.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)

EXACTLY
Gerontophilia is sickening.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1yYDuSf3C4
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:50, Reply)

And this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Better.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:51, Reply)

alestorm are funny
surprise surprise someone made me borrow it (I suppose that makes more sense if you know I used to play a pirate)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:52, Reply)

I love girl drummers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM7Hlg75Mlo
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:52, Reply)

girl turkey
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)

who doesn't? nom nom

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I prefered turkey burgers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:55, Reply)

yeah but you'd settle for a drummer.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Probably. Sadface
But on the plus side Let Loose have reformed!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jev46Q8img
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Are they Crazy?
Sweet god, I wrote that before I even checked the link *sadface*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I bet you loved all the boybands
What about Corey Hart?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8

Me and my boss randomly blurt "blllllaaaaade" at each other after hearing this a few weeks ago
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I'll claim growing up with 2 sisters for Let Loose
Even though it was one brothers favourite song...

Nope, I've never even heard of them.

EDIT: Sorry, him.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:06, Reply)

I love the Tiga & Zyntherius version.
EDIT

Why is Christian Bale in the video?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:06, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7stTcTFx4V8
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Oh Jesus, no...
Have you started packing yet?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:03, Reply)

No should I have?
I'm listening to awful music on youtube instead

Breakfast at tiffany's anyone?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ClCpfeIELw
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)

we were singing that song at the weekend

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Whenever I heard it though for some reason I like it to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJe8hQ8ha0
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:09, Reply)

I like you you tube also suggests Sugar Ray
Which is the same song I was thinking of
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Oh sugar ray... which for some reason reminds me of Dodgy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSUuRZR-9hA
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:13, Reply)

The Boo Radleys!
They had 2 great songs
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Going old skool with Sugarhill Gang
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwaW4cZNwRk

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

They did?
Wake Up Boo was possibly one of the most annoying records of the 1990's.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

there's so many things for us to doooooooooo
Always reminds me of the new radicals
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

One, two princes kneel before you
That's what I said now
Princes, princes they adore you
That's what I said now
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Nah, plenty of time.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I'm dead jealous of you lot having all this fun thjis weekend

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:06, Reply)

yeah sucks to be too fat to fit in a car
otherwise we'd have invited you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)

your words TGB
Sometimes they really hurt

:(
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:09, Reply)

I'm sorry

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Stop lying.
Oh hang on, this is QOTW. Carry on.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)

You should be as it is going to be completely awesome.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)

So am I.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Girl vocalists have their place too...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9AcG0glVu4
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:03, Reply)

The Blue Nile
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSIZNncu7H0&feature=related
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Malcolm Middleton
www.youtube.com/watch?v=szZWURbh6eM

I like this song a lot.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)

I love Arab Strap.
So so much. One trick ponies, but such caustic humour and paranoid humanity in their work.

And they used the phrase 'fickle disco tart' in a song.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Real Radio like to play this at least once a day.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4pWcVPUybE

And once it's in your head it's not coming out in a hurry.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I had completely forgotten that song.
Damn you Woodside, damn you!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Here's more music to blame the Scots for
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBKP4yJJUeg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Boards of Canada - I've got one of their tracks
*rummages*
*finds*
*searches youtube*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKJG0cXz0GI
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)

I have loved them since Music Has the Right to Children came out.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:03, Reply)

you will like plaid too then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-tmtzBx2ZA
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Yeah, I love Plaid.
You know they were in The Black Dog?

Not in the same way Jeff was.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)

did not know!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

I love their sound.
So playful, but structurally and rhythmically complex. I also love Autechre- similar thing, but po faced rather than playful. Where Plaid do melody and charm, Autechre do deliberately awkward and verging on the unlistenable. Still very, very good though.

Have you heard Plone?

I will now post a link to a tune by Plone, even though they aren't Scottish. You'll like it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmWvteVIYVw
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Autechre are alright you should try hella!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxpQAummFak
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)

I like that.
Autechre started out doing very melodic, beautifully textured electronica and techno, as they've gone more complex they have also steered well away from tunes.

Love them to bits though, I dig how instrumental, inaccessible, difficualt music can be so political. GY!BE and Mogwai do it too, as did Zan Lyons.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)

and Mum, with an accent, can't do em.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpqROK7cFmk
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Scots disguised as Canucks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0P1JsMTWc0

edit: boardpiss
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Scottish frontman anyone?
First album I ever bought.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaBjdLQ0LJ0
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Three of the four main songwriters were Scottish.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvNzZ7RXQtM&feature=related
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Scottish theme?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4k29rpQGG4

I bumped into the lead singer at a festival. Top bloke
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:23, Reply)

I saw them on the same tour as UNKLE.
Back in 1998. Unkle was James Lavelle with Prime Cuts and Tony Vegas, doing a live vinyl reconstruction of Psyence Fiction.

Good gig.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I should have linked to Little Discourage it's a much better song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID4eDiYbadA&feature=related

Sounds like it would have been *slightly jealous*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Also on the bill were Delakota and The Llama Farmers.
I only went to see UNKLE.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LadgANhOhiI
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:24, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlws5TKOfkE&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)

You always have to drag it down to your level, don't you?
Jeff you utter bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)

hahahahahahaha
Fan-Dabbi-Double-Dozey!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Is this an elaborate yet poorly-conceived pun along the lines of
Fan dabi dozer?

Jeff you utter bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:49, Reply)

The End by The Doors
go look it up fuckerz, fuck it you've heard it anyway, so much for the interfuckingnet. Good night I'm going to sleep. Sweet dreams fuckerz.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

You fucker.
I'll fucking fuck you you fucker.

And the Doors are possibly the most tedious, wanky, cringingly shit band of spasticated cockfaces ever.

Alfonso Bongo you utter bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Even worse than Oasis?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Fuck yes.
Oasis, with all their very many faults, have never scaled the same dizzying heights of Morrison's pretention and guffery.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Evening all
youtube is being shambolic
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Has your video gone too?
I have audio but a blank screen: I thought it was my laptop being a spaz act.
(berk, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Mine does that sometimes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Aye, does the same on mine
Using an alternative browser until a restart should sort it out.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)

In what way is it shambolic?
In a good way, like Dinosaur Jr, or a bad way, like Nick Clegg's conscience?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Bad way sadly
The tablet computer I'm using has two accounts and my dad forgot the administrator password which means I can't install flash on this account
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 0:03, Reply)

Oh dear. Your laptop has died, right?
Anyway, bedways is rightways.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 0:06, Reply)