It's my fackin' birthday init.
Nothing today or tonight, I'm off to bed in a sec as after Wednesday's carry on my body clock is tres fucked.

Tomorrow into town, buy new trainers, pretend to give a flying one about our game against Blackburn and then party like it's 1999 for my 20th. Also at some point this weekend I need to punch the girl who's messed me around for the last month and a half in the head because she's left me right miserable.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:01, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm not surprised she's phoned the police about her creepy stalker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:05, Reply)

Happy Birthday Barry!
I remember when I was 20.....just about.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:10, Reply)

Happy birthday kiddo
You could get together with the Blackburn fans and reminisce about when Roy Hodgson managed each of your clubs, and how sure you all were that he'd go on to manage England and certainly wouldn't end up trying to keep an absolute farce of yo-yo club afloat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:14, Reply)

Oh Darth
you *wish* Forest were in our position.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

When I was 20, there were no computers to fuck around on.
I'm glad times have changed.

Happy birthday.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:23, Reply)

*pre-technology high fives*

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:24, Reply)

*fist bumps too*

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:26, Reply)

Happy birthday our kid
Do I know of this girl?
Do I need to slap you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:26, Reply)

Since when were people born in the 90s adults !!!!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Every year I see the freshers list and feel a little more like someone off Jackanory

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:40, Reply)

This is exactly why I'm jacking in the Uni dance competitions after tomorrow
I can't cope with hanging out with quite so many people in their late teens. I've got a creeping suspicion that on tonight's drive someone is going to listen to my playlist and ask me who Terrorvision are
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:48, Reply)

*googles instead of asking*
*still mystified*
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I'll let you off as I have no idea if they sold in Australia
or even outside of the UK
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I met them and had a drink with them at the Sunderland Uni bar
Nice chaps

/monty
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I met Inspiral Carpets when they played Leeds Uni
talentless cunts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I quite enjoyed their bit at Glasto a few years ago

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

This was before they got signed
it's possible they improved with practice. Still cunts though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Odd, I put a Terrorvision song on the CD I've made for the Epic Drive Up North
Perseverance, in case you were wondering.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

This
Anyone not old enough to have been grounded in the classics (specifically Back to the Future at the cinema) is a child
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:42, Reply)

I was almost 5 when it came out
but I didn't get to see it in the cinema. So I don't know if I am a child or not. Worst part about working in a uni is seeing a fabulously hot girl and then becoming aware she was born in the 90's
( Peej, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:30, Reply)

My thoughts exactly.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Happy Birthday young un!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:04, Reply)