Admin, paperwork in general is a fucking ballache
what parts of your job are shit?

Alt Q: A b3tan has deleted me off facebook, the evidence building up that I am, in fact, an unlikeable cuntface is beginning to sink in. Have you ever cut anyone out of your life? if so why and how?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:39, 159 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh thank goodness, I made a bet with myself that I won't go home until someone posts something on here.
L8erz
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Night mate, have a good one!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:42, Reply)

So did 'mysterious B3tan with no name' tell you why he or she deleted you from Facebook?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:44, Reply)

No, I just noticed it the other day.
I thought this would be the ideal forum to air this upsetting issue ;) Did you see the Gas fired the new man after 13 games.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Yeah. You're 1/10 for relegation now.
How was your lesson today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

You're? nice touch.
Went well thanks, my uni tutor liked my rapport with the kids, and classroom management, thought I missed a couple of opps to enhance learning but I genuinely didn't hear them. Have to do another observed one tomorrow but I keep telling myself, it's nearly over now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

It might be because he doesn't talk to you much.
If I don't keep in touch with new folk then I have a deleting session every now and then.

Stop being paranoid. It's only facebook.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Evening Blousie,
honestly not paranoid, more curious and amused to be honest. I often do FB culls so I know the score.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Then why mention it?

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

'cause it's funny and this is b3ta?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

It's only funny to you.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:00, Reply)

and that's more than enough.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:02, Reply)

^this
a mate of mine has posted something on facebook that is along those lines, but way more paranoid. He's a really nice guy, but he is totally weird in some respects.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:57, Reply)

click

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

you can't be that bad
I haven't deleted you yet.

Something you were wearing probably offended Darth, you know how sensitive he is.

the "being on secondment" part of my job could be better. So could the "having to go into the office at the weekend" bit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

I feel your pain.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Every single second of my job could be better right now.
Although I've just walked 11.5 miles to try and work off some of the latent hate I have for my dickhead of a boss.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)

I swam half a mile as quickly as I could
it was good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

My legs are eleven miles better than you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:57, Reply)

my legs are fit and toned enough
it's my arms, shoulders, heart and lungs that I am interested in sorting out.

walking 11 miles wouldn't help me surf better
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

You'd be surprised what doing that distance non-stop will do for your lungs and heart.
Today I kept a regular raised heartbeat going for three hours twenty minutes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

that would be good
but I'd find it hard to commit that much time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Two and a half of those were in the sunshine
and this winter grey has gone on far too long, I'm definitely investing some time in the sun this next couple of weeks.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

very nice
it has indeed gone on too long. I also haven't been surfing since new year's day. it is a shocking state of affairs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Right I've looked at your CV and it will take me about 30 mins to sort it out so I promise to have it
back to you tomorrow at some point. I am just completely snowed under with admin for school until tomorrow when I'm done with paperwork.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:55, Reply)

It's ok, I'll just keep leaving little sideways comments here and on Facebook occasionally until it comes back.
Thanks for looking at it though, I appreciate it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

It's ok you can delete me too.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Nah man, you're alright.
The occasional amusing insight more than makes up for the constant football drivel.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I hate cleaning. And dealing with sexist men that won't even look at me because they think I can't help them.
alt: yes, my ex best mate Krista, because she's a bitch and a whore and all she did was try to hurt me.
Some best mate, eh
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Oh Al, your such a girl.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

*sniffles*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)

The stress, the late nights and the weekend working
I don't have it so bad though I guess. I could seriously fucking do without the HSE inspection in a fortnight though, and discovering that we don't have any COSHH/risk assessments etc in place and having to frantically fill the fuckers out on top of everything else I have to do.
Actually this just amounts to paperwork doesn't it? Yeah, it's shit.

A couple of friends and an ex or two. Mainly it was because I'd either have burst in to tears or violence upon seeing or talking to them.
(berk, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Oi!
Look down.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Alt: Aye, I'm currently trying to cut one person out now, they just won't stop texting me
I've been deleted by several people off facebook. One irritated me when I found out, but not for long. Aside from that, I'm never that fussed.

Although, I do get irritated when people ignore me, I just think that's rude.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:00, Reply)

I WISH EVERYONE WOULD USE PERCY PIGS AS BUBBLE WRAP WHEN THEY SEND ME PRESENTS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Percy Pigs = Da Bomb

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Edible packaging.
What fun.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Hahaha
I admit there is a certain satisfaction in popping bubblewrap but unexpected sweeties are definitely better.
(berk, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Thank you so much.
I'm off work tonight because I'm a bit lightheaded. Guess what I'll be watching?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Shirley Valentine

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Educating Rita

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Educating Roota?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:28, Reply)

GET IN

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

*gets in*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Oi!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

*Snoopy dance*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

*Woodstocks*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

No worries love :)
sorry it's not the best copy, but as a bonus you have something to scoff whilst watching!
(berk, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

I'll turn the lights off and set my mobile to beep every 4 minutes
for the authentic cinema feeling.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Guess who's just broken the Coll3ctive home page?
Help.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:11, Reply)

You've mooned all over it!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:13, Reply)

I KNOW
I can't fucking work fucking WP.

I've just made it private, has it gone yet?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:16, Reply)

No, you've killed it.
*slow claps*
*pages the Emergency Gonz*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I asked him for help
But when I upload a picture it won't let me change the size.

I FUCKING HATE WORDPRESS.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Are you looking from between your fingers?
It still looks a bit odd.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I've just taken the picture off
I'll put one one when WP decides to stop being an utter cuntwad.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

And they say computers are consistent.
Minds and moods of their fucking own.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Gonz sent me a very paitent gaz this afternoon
But it won't work. So fuck it, no pictures. I don't even care anyway. *sniff*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:31, Reply)

He's good at explaining stuff.
The computer is obviously 'on'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I will admit the images side of that blog admin does my fucking head in
so you're not alone.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I've got a friend looking at it at the moment.
It's so irritating. I don't have these problems with Blogger or Tumblr.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I assume it's because he's fiddled with the templates and plugins etc
to customise everything. It's pretty sweet when it works but the image handling for authors is diabolical.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Agreed
I've sorted it now though. Thank god for techy friends. Now Gonz doesn't have to kill me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I did a facebook cull and deleted anyone I don't really natter to, but it was ages ago.
I might have another and then re-add people I'd deleted and see what abuse I get from them when they realise they'd been wiped in the first place.
I had to cut my ex out because she is bonkers. One of my so-called friends was saying "Could you ever be friends again? I mean you got on so well..." erm, we shared a sense of humour and were very close, but it was all rather abusive. Were we getting on well the most when she was shoving my mum in the street or when she was hacking at her arms and flicking blood at me? I just can't decide...
Nutjoblolz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I culled my dad's wife.
I have no shame.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Having parent-types on is a risky game

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

My mum is on now, bless her.
But she's not on much and she has a sense of humour so it's ok.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)

My parents can't believe I'm on facebook
"I thought you were leaving that fucking thing??"
To be fair, I promised I'd leave this year.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Why?

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

We've both pledged to leave
Full of internet mongs innit?
( djtrialprice, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:44, Reply)

O hai!
But yeah Blousie, on one hand it's good for keeping in touch, photo sharing and events organising, but then there's the lack of privacy, sensitive issues, adds from friends/relatives you don't want seeing your page but worrying about offending them.
Someone suggested I leave then come back with a mad name and no photos, but it would all go the same way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

OR
delete all the cunts. Simple.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

If I deleted my cousin she would break my windpipe

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Roota's family are dead funny and uber scouse

( djtrialprice, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:56, Reply)

and announce the death of grandparents on facebook
4 eva in r hartz XxXxX
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:59, Reply)

You have a point but my family is different and smaller.
And I don't post that much.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I don't have much of my family
last thing I want is my old man seeing what I get up to
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:31, Reply)

This
I have always said the day that my mother joins is the day I delete my profile: she's not only nosy but would almost certainly try and be 'down with the kids' and I just don't think I could bear the shame.

What's wrong with having other stuff than lemon and sugar on pancakes, anyway?
(berk, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

that would be dreadful.
there's nothing actually wrong with it, but lemon and sugar is the king of pancake toppings and I'm always disappointed when I have something else, although the one you described earlier did sound pretty good.

Lamentably I'm not at home for pancake day, which means I won't get to make them myself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Smashed-up Dime bar is the emperor of pancake toppings.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

that does sound good
Ikea-style Dime cake is the prince of desserts. You can know buy it in the supermarket too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I made Dime bar cookies at the weekend
(and some chocolate orange ones too). I am actually ashamed by how many I ate - they were obscenely good.
(berk, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Lemon and sugar IS the king

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

I'd put maple syrup and bacon in top spot

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

this, my mother was shocked that I refuse to accept her friend request.
I told her it's for her own good.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I think my dad understands because he hasn't questioned me on why I refused.
very much not in character for him.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I wish I could tell my sister to piss off
Facebook and b3ta that is.
( djtrialprice, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

You made your wall untouchable
What more do you want?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Well, that's so,mething nice to see when I get here
I'm a little too sensitive for jokes like that.


_{please be a joke please be a joke please be a joke}
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:14, Reply)

He's baiting you.
He leaves stuff like that for me to find sometimes.
Then I have to kill him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:16, Reply)

facebook is pretty much the only way I know what he's up to
Though he did very kindly tell me in person* when you got engaged.

*_{on the phone}
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Haha and to be fair,
he stopped me mouthing off until he'd told you!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

any more thoughts about April?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:30, Reply)

As far as I know we're coming.
But don't take it from me because I'm totally leaving it to birthday boy. He said about leaving on the Fri and also about staying til the Sat and maybe heading off for town drinkage. I can't remember which one he settled on.
*dutiful*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Good god, you'd think you lot didn't know how to use a limited profile.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:38, Reply)

People moan about that and there's no point.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

People moan about anything.
They can either like it or fuck off.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

can't be arsed
and too risky.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

you'd be amazed how hard it is to find a nice modern, matt white dinner service
that includes a gravy boat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Your life sucks.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I know.
and no one understands that I am facing the real dilemmas of this day and age
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Ask AA for a fitting emo song
for your crockery related drama.
( djtrialprice, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Evening DJ

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Hiya Kristine
You're looking super hot this evening.
( djtrialprice, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Thank you
do you like my dog?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Erm, you suck at cybering Al!
*humph*
( djtrialprice, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

THIS DINNER SERVICE WILL BE MY FUNERARY SERVICE
-weeps-
-cuts self with a £23 precision engineered knife-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

stop mocking the knives!
I had a conversation with my brother about it earlier, and he said that when my parents were choosing what they would buy him, they kept arguing him up in price. Most unusual of them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I'm sorry. Just a little gobsmacked.
We never use our silver. If I had 1000£ worth of cutlery, I'd never want to use it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

You'd use it whenever I came round

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Let you eat off my naked body
though it might get awkward if you took a bite out of my fanny, mistaking it for the roast beef.
that wasn't gravy, either
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Lampito, you're northern
how do I know when the oil is hot enough to put my chips on?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Drop a little bit of chip in.
If it fizzes and floats to the top, fire away.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Awesome, I thought that myself but wasn't totally sure so thought I would check

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I've never made chips like that, love.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

You are no longer considered to be a proper northerner

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I don't really consider myself a proper Northerner.
It's a lot of fun seeing the look of bemusement on people's faces when I tell them I'm a manc.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Oh.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I'm sorry.
Napkin?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

that's one reason why I don't want silver
I want stuff that can go in the dishwasher. Thing is right, you use cutlery every day, which will be a regular reminder of the generosity of the gift giver, as well as giving an appreciation of quality craftmanship and design. and I'm buggered if I can think of anything else that they will be happy to buy. It's one of the few things that is near unbreakable that will keep for many many years.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

When you put it like that, it's a nice idea.
If I had to choose, depending on the size of the house I'd maybe ask for a nice dining table. Make it the centrepiece.

Or a Steinway. Dare to dream.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

my massive oak dining table used to belong to my grandparents ;-)
we don't have room for a grand piano, and already have a nice upright
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Fair enough.
Both of those would require living in a house like the one I live in (at home) though, which will be impossible for about 40 years. Of hard, hard work.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:00, Reply)

my house is a fairly standard 3 bed victorian terrace
but quite a large example of such. It's nice to have some space, but ours is currently full of shit because one room is out of action due to being decorated.

I really look forward to doing the dining room and being able to use it for its intended purpose, rather than having it piled 5ft deep in furniture, boxes of stuff, wood and plasterboard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I can't have nice stuff in my house.
Not when I have B3tans coming round.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I only have calm, sedate people round to my house

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

My mate, a tuppence ha'penny snob
Her lovely mum got me and dj some cutlery.
It's very pretty but not my thing, and evidently not the priciest. I was genuinely touched that her muum would be so kind. Until she ruined it.
But the cheeky snobby threadcount-conscious mare has the gall to say to me "My mum got you this. Don't use it all the time. Save it for best." Like I'm some peasant who doesn't know good cutlery.(I don't have good cutlery, but I know it.)
Honestly, some of it was bent in the box!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

how irritating
we're not special-occasion-cutlery sort of people. Don't feel the need. I want something good and to use it all the time. More likely to have a nice set of crockery to avoid breaking the nice stuff during every day use.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:01, Reply)

If your cutlery is nice and classic and robust
you don't need stuff for 'best'. But yes, I have a very old china dinner service that I don't use day-to-day.
I also just smashed a Kit-Kat mug. I NEVER smash mugs. I fell through a chair without smashing a Royal Wedding mug when I was a kid. (Charles and Di, not Princess Elizabeth and Phillip of Greece and Denmark).
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

this is the cutlery that shocked Lampito earlier
www.davidmellordesign.com/acatalog/David_Mellor_City_Cutlery.html

subject to getting my mitts on it at the weekend to test their claims of perfect balance, I think that is the one I will go for. I think I will have to ask my brother where to look for crockery though. He knows where to find the nice stuff like that and we have pretty similar taste.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I like stuff like that but sliiiiightly less curvy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I'd prefer it a bit if the ends were slightly less bulbous
but there seem to be few sets about the have the right knife and spoon shapes and long enough tines on the forks to suit me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Stop going on about Paul Weller's cock
for god's sake!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Top tip Vipros.
When getting crockery or cutlery sets as wedding gifts, make sure you get an even number of place settings, never buy a dinner service suitable for 7 for example (not that they sell them, anyway).

That way, when you split up, you can easily split the set down the middle.

*Poster may own half a Denby dinner service*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:12, Reply)

that's another thing
finding an 8 person dinner service is nigh on impossible
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Well most places sell items individually, if you know what it is you want.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:14, Reply)

yeah
difficult to find what I'm after. It's quite hard shopping for that sort of stuff on the internet really!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Matt?
Would that work?
I would love that but surely it would stain and be more... permeable?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

depends what it is made of
stoneware or something would be ok.

there's some nice Vera Wang wedgwood stuff, but I suspect it has stopped being made, which is no use.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Keep looking then

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Don't have a job lalalalala
Alt: I see my number of friends go down every so often, but I'm not bothered. There's a few people I check every so often to see if they've deleted me, but no, all steady.
This could have been solved by a gaz, you know. Just to make it really passive aggressive.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I have removed all evidence of name so aformentioned b3tan remians unamed.
I honestly am not being wierd about it just thought it was quite funny and might start somne funny conversations.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

No he/she doesn't, it's mentioned up the page.
It's not very funny, though, is it. It's very badly shoe-horned in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

not anymore.
I think it's funny and am surprised at some of the reactions to be honest. I appreciate the name was silly but have removed it (albeit prob won't make a difference)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Because it's WAH WAH WHA WHY DOESN'T HE WANT TO BE INTERFRIENDS WIV MEEEEE
It's facebook. How many times did you talk to them on it? How long did it take you to realise? Has it REALLY, REALLY, made your life worse?
No? Congratulations, you're somewhat normal.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

HAHAHA

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

thoughts on tomorrow?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

You couldn't be more off to be honest, I didn't think it was a big deal until Blousie said then
changed it. I still think the topic of cutting people out is funny and worthy of a mention.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I deleted a b3tan once, good times.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I've deleted several and been deleted by several.
IT'S THE CIRCLEEE OF LIFFFEEE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Actually I have as well.
It's official I am a cunt.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Same one as you as it happens.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

hahahaha well that's fair enough then.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

there's also the insane possibility that he has seen it but didn't say anything

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Or maybe s/he's not really petty.
Oh. OH. Scratch that.

sorry, love, you're not that bad
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:56, Reply)

What the...I don't even...

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I realised the other day that a b3tan deleted me too
I wasn't bothered.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I'm still interfriends with you.
I'm content.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I see my number of friends go down every so often

Giggity.
( djtrialprice, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

He must look through your window a lot

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Aaaaaall
Riiiiiight
( djtrialprice, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Good evening sir.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

hey there 'pito!

( djtrialprice, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I've never added a B3tan to Facebook, or removed one either for that matter.
Granted, I've not added anyone else either as it's probably been about 18 months since I last logged into Facebook
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I have seen your facebook profile though.
Stalker lols.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I have a dedicated b3tans list on FB
I have an odd mishmash of people on there.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

So do I.
It's just fucking daft that you can't customise updates per list instead of having to list individual people who can/can't see it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Well, this is an exciting milestone.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

BOOM
Just got 1111111th post. I think
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Speech!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Jeff got 1000000th with something really boring.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

It's like Cluedo round here.
'Jeff, with the millionth post, saying something boring'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:13, Reply)

good speech

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:14, Reply)

It has been edited from "hang on"
I thought the BOOM would be the milestone. The "hang on" was a placeholder so I could bump up the posts. Turned out it was the real one. Weird.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:20, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1000000
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:28, Reply)

being self-employed
the lack of monthly paycheque is a fucker.

Alt: yes, once. I realised she and I had nothing in common any more. I very bravely didn't tell her when I moved house.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I got deleted by Bert, of all fucking people.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:42, Reply)