The fundamental problem is
that unless someone starts some mildly inflammatory shit then everyone craps on about what they are 'nomming' for lunch* and it makes me want to die.

*Soup, crackers and cheese, seeing as you asked.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:30, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

YOU DISGUST ME!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I'm going to be eating toast for lunch.
Maybe with jam, but I may treat myself to peanut butter. I like it when it sticks to the roof of your mouth and you can spend ages trying to lick it all off.

Maybe I'll go all out and have peanut butter and jam! OMG can you imagine lolwakilunchlols
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I had a peanut butter sammich last night for supper.
Truefact!
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I had an individual beef wellington followed by treacle tart and ice cream

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

posh twat
I do like a bit of peanut butter. Smooth or chunky BGB?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Transl:
'I drank brackish pondwater and turps out of an unsavoury individual's wellington. My mother works as a tart'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I was in a restaurant...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

restaurant skip round the back of Great Portland St tube. People kept weeing in it when I was trying to sleep but it warmed me up and I was really pissed on turps so I just laid there in the wee-wee waiting for morning. It was just a normal day in the life of NakedApe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Is 'chunky BGB' a variety of peanut butter?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I want to say if it was I'd be all over that
Then I worried BGB may think I'm calling her chunky. Then I realised there was a joke about licking BGB out then I laughed and my boss asked why so I had to mumble peanut better and now he's gone
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Celulite joke.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Smooth FTW!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Pedo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Sticky chinese pork sandwich, chicken, ham and morrocon hummus sandwich
banana, tangerines and a yogurt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Has anyone tried that new HP Sauce made with Guinness?
It's quite tangy I must say.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I bought a bottle of HP sauce the other day.
10p a week for 12 weeks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Similarly..
I wanted some chips for me dinner the other day, but I'd run out of sauce so had nip down to the local shop.

"I'd like a bottle of sauce" I said.

"HP?" asked the wifey.

"No, I'll pay for it now".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I found out who'd been nicking my beetroots.
I caught 'em red-handed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

The wife works in a school.
She came home one day and said "there's a new lad started in class today; he's from Nigeria".

"Nigeria?" I said. "Where's that, then"?

"Dunno" said the wife, "but it can't be far; he goes home for his lunch".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Oh God!
*facepalms*
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

WHAT???

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I dont get this
/stupid
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Which one?
Edit: HP = Hire Purchase.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

No, the Nigeria one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

It's funny because Nigeria is FAR AWAY!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Then I did get it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Too much of *that*, Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

*Voms on carpet shoes*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Feeling better today?

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Much better thanks Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I'm glad to hear that : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)