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What's up doc?
Three word thread.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:15, 192 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Sore head, oof

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)
shut up cunt

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)
I like this

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)
Need more coffee.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Don't we all.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)
On tea instead

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Tea is better.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)
No it isn't.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Yes it is.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Shut up, Aggers.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)
*ducks frying pan*

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Needs moar caffeine.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)
No coffee in

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Must buy more

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Dalek domestic conversation.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)
HOWARD THE DUCK

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Send the bill

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)
no. I don't.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Here's Mr Contrary.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)
don't like coffee

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)
also: caffeine = bad

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)
incorrect answer given
Caffeine equals win
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)
BIG TIT JAMBOREE

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Working from home.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

or an
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

from a e o
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)
*Golf clap*

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)
I think I'm still a bit ropey from last night.
I don't get it.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Wanking a homo

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Oh, I see.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)
My eyes are

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Still all blurry

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
From all the

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Wine last night.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Spunk in them

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Too slow, Theoban!

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Damn and blast

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)
pesky meddling kids

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)
DG last night

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Three words, please.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Fuck off, Monty.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Positive mental attitude.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Blousie kicks dogs.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Not dogs, puppies.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)
*Grabs Blousies puppies*.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)
honk honk slap

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
It's about time.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)
not this again

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Suck it up.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)
My thoughts exactly

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)
I know, it's terrible isn't it?
I mean, it's all very well being concise at times, but sometimes you just have to express yourself in more than three words. Where would Tony Blair have got if he had restricted himself to three word answers, eh? I mean, you can't expect people to get along on just three words per statement, that's just silly. I like what you've done with your hair by the way, and are those new boots? Nice.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)
I reckon if you had to confine Tony Blair to just 3 words in his entire political career it would be "Duck, Duck, Goose" followed by some running and a fit of giggles.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)
FUCK YOU BRITAIN!

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Best of today

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Large butt plugs.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)
I like you.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Goose plugs, honk!

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Do wot guv'nor?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Goose neck shaped

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Oh I see.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)
We need steak.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Everyone needs steak

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Too fucking right.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Had amazing t-bone.
Dinner in April?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)
I am there.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Hahaha!

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)
I get cost...

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Do you really?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)
I wouldn't lie
Charles and Eddie
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)
weekend starts soon

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Big fat meh!

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)
I'm chopping trees
:)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)
chopping my wrists.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Erase one word
play the game
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Cut that out.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Metaphorically, not really.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Gott in himmel.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Voms on slippers.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Howman's dad appalled.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Howman heart attack

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Real hard riddim.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Brush Strokes coronary

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)
#WellIAmNotSureWhatToSayReally #ButIThoughtIHaveToSaySomething #YourMumIsGay

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)
She is indeed.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Ewww, that's gross, what a sicko !
/ac
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Pasties arriving shortly
Filled with GLESS
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Internet fatty bwoy!

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
You fat bastard.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Points. All jealous
Cakes and Pastries!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Don't like either.
So you're wrong.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)
nom nom nom

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)
I must agree.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)
I prefer savoury.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Steak bake nom

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Infinitely preferable, definitely.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)
My thoughts exactly.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)
Exam this afternoon
Revision not done
Fail time imminent
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Heading to loserville?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Something like that
Still, afternoon off
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Ha ha ha.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Time to cheat

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Microsoft will sue

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)
They'll never know

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)
an interesting philosophy!

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)
I appreciate this.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Richard Blackwood: GENIUS

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)
'British Will Smith'

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Strikethrough doesn't count
Smith Hate
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Too many drugs
Ignore old man
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)
These are facts.
Don't blame you.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Strike from records

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Wuh tuh fuh?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Lol Jay Kay

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Jamiroquai or Rowling?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)
I hate both.
Take your pick.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Double Barrel Shotgun
One for each
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)
A Chompy joke?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Words: wrong order

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)
I like this

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)
That was witty.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)
But not charming.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)
He never is.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)
How dare you?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)
I am constantly.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)
So we heard

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Someone at work bought a "White Mocca" at Starbucks, so I called it "The Andi Peters Special", people lol'd

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)
He interviewed me.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)
He presented Crimewatch?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)
You're not funny.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Accept good comeback

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Sad, but true.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Got rapist role?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Raping with gusto.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Desperately need caffeine
have cake instead.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Coffee cake though?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)
That's for charity
can't eat it :(
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)
On the bus.
Grey and rainy.
No pub cat.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Scooterworks Lower Marsh
Excellent cat there.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Was promised cat.
Was no cat.
I miss mine.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Fixing this priority.
Let's do it.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)
*Not like that.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Quite alright, dear.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)
I like this.
S'been too long.
Since Knight's Night?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Indeed it has
Cage/Off Mark II?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)
not this again

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Begone misery guts.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)
it's better than
where's my dvd...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Tip of tongue.
Felt somewhat mean.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)
never stops you

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)
I'm no cunt.
Mostly, honestly, really!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Yes, that's right.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Leave the internet.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)
*tail between legs*

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Playing at 'girls'?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)
I like breasts.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Buffalo Bill look

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)
He's gotta mangina!

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)
suck my balls

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Oh no. You.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Quick, everyone scarper

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Turn off lights.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Lie on floor.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Pretend not in.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Batten the hatches!
Is that right?!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Make no noise

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Nautical analogy unnecessary.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)
chocolate salty ones?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Put in mouth,
And suck 'em.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)
If offer stands

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Run around -
NOW!!!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Mike Reid lols.
Dead, you know.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Pat. Pat. Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Spins bow tie.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)
What, like this?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Pillock, Wallop, RICKY!

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Yes, like that.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Mike Reid lols.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)
No fly zone.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Dog poo illegal.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)
*gets out RAID*

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)
my head hurts

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Simple maths problem?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Basic literacy shortfall.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)
went out friends,
you wouldn't understand.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)
'went out friends'?
I really don't.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)
dying, don't care

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Alfred is dead
Master Bruce devastated

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12772355
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Others, less so.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Better than Caine

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

this is sad
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Best butler EVAR
Awaits Butler pic
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)
White dog poo.

(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:31, Reply)

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