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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what are you doing this evening?i'm drinking alone in oxford like the sad business traveller i am...
Alt q - 4quid for a fucking pint! What has caused you to feel ripped off lately?
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zulu eh?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 18:41,
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I don't know, my head hurts.I think I'll be drinking tonight as well.
Today is a bit shit.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 18:44,
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could you not buy a 6pk of beer and drink it in your room?(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:04,
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You could drink in a pub here instead.True, it's 170 miles from Oxford, but £2.60/pint is about the most you can expect to pay.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:10,
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Spen valley, west Yorkshire.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:47,
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how much is a pint of Peroni?as a bench mark
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:50,
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fosters?I'm an Ale drinker but we need a universal point of reference
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:56,
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About £2.20 in the Rose and Crown (an old-fashioned biker pub) and £2.80 in the George (a trendy-looking gastropub).That covers about the full range.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:58,
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Make sure that your drunk enoughto sleep through the bed bugs...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:37,
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Where you drinking in Oxford?I'm trying to knuckle down to some work and failing. Also eating
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 18:44,
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not beenwould be worth wending your way Jericho-wise though for better drinks
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 18:52,
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Tuesdays actually quite an active night herethough to be fair it is out of termtime so it'll probably be quieter
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 18:59,
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Haven't been there in 12 yearsthat was the teachers pub, couldn't risk too often!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:38,
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Last couple of times I was out late enough and far enough away to need a taxi home, the robbing cunts slapped me with a £10 fare even though it was only 10 minutes' drive.In future I shall walk, regardless of how far it is.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 18:45,
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taxi drivers could get their own threadwhile some are no doubt gems, most i have met have been scheming twunts
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zulu eh?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 18:48,
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do you not get stopped by the cops if walking late at night? (
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 18:49,
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shit, you do here, whether you're walking in a straight line or notonce I got stopped about a block from my house and he let me off because I was so close, told me to stay home once I got there
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 18:53,
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Young groups of kids can get stopped too.Basically if you look a bit dodgy but most people are ok.
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girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 18:55,
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they're a load of trouble causing cunts, they will stop you if they see you walking and ask you a shit load of questions, even if you're sober they think you're up to somethingif you're just walking home from the bar you could get arrested for drunk in public
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:02,
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Most of the time they'll chat with youif you're not being aggressive. At worst they'll ignore you until you hit someone or look like you're about to stumble into oncoming traffic.
You've basically got to piss through a letterbox before you get slapped with a D&D charge.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:52,
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That is astonishingFucking police state!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:42,
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he probably figured I was going to stay homeI likely looked like I'd been rode hard and put out wet
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:02,
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Not in my experience.I live in a small town where everything shuts at 10, and most of the surrounding towns are the same; even at the weekend there's hardly any police around late at night.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 18:52,
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Started the evening with an hour of drummingShall continue with some eating, then a few hours of lying down doing very little. It's a plan I think I should be able to stick to fairly easily.
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i do thattheres always a bit of fucking drama when im in the hotel bar still eating but i need a wee and have no one to keep dog eye on my curry and pint :(
not that ive ever sat there and pissed myself or anything
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:00,
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yehget involved
and then put it all through on the fucking expenses
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:55,
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haha fucking thanksbeer goggled point taken
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:01,
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my brother cant spellsausages = sasages
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knives = nifes
always good for a lol aint it
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:12,
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yeeeeeh mi breadbini gots me twenty quids worth of happy and ive totally dispensed with the glass and im cracking on with the bottle
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:09,
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even better mushive got a cahncil flat
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:13,
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That's better than being down the parkIt's a bit early to have dispensed with the glass though
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:17,
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better than being on the beach at 4am by yourself while your hotel room is full of people shagging/bitter
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:19,
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We're all bitter and twisted Kristine, that's the best part(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:30,
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aww man I'd hoped for more time
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:33,
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*She said she loved me forever* /BLUBS
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:33,
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Snakes with titsand whore mouths
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:35,
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and stretched out pants from dopping them so often(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:36,
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They can't keep their knobs in their trousers and they lie to your face.(
girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:37,
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Either he was really tall or you were kneeling down.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:40,
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That doesn't sound like any girl I've been out with apart from the lying bit(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:40,
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"hey white liar, the truth comes out a little at a time, and it spreads just like a fire, slips right off your tongue like turpentine"(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:41,
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you posh cunti never usually bother at home. i eat whatever grub i order out of the boxes an all. fuck all that washing up
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:19,
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I'l like to see you on 'Come dine with me'A possible new lowest score could be in the offing
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:28,
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nah im fucking oldi can cook and ting, i just cant be bollocksed for me.
file this one under your 'massive disappointments'
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:30,
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Shit, I thought we could get married and everything:( Forever Alone
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:31,
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if its any consolationyou can keep the dog
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:35,
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Not again FFS >: 0<I don't want a fucking sled team
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:39,
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ungrateful cuntsee this is exactly why we broke up
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:42,
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best way to get down to business I thinkI may have to do the same
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:11,
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gettin' down on tuessssday(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:14,
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I'm just back from the gymand I'm proper wobbly, which I take to mean it was a good workout. Now contemplating ordering buy one get one half price pizza, or eating a microwave burger. Ah, the irony.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:11,
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I just got back from the gym and felt wobblybut I think that's because I'm so damn tired and haven't drunk enough water
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:58,
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Possiblebut I've drunk 2.5 litres today, as well as 5 cups of tea, so I think I'm okay on that one.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:03,
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I had 3 cups of teaand a mug of water in between talking all day and pacing about. I really have to deal with that shit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:06,
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Another parking ticket, fucking bastardsdropped curb my arse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:41,
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I have been driving nearly 9 years and never had a parking ticket.The only time I got caught, the guy's machine wouldn't work to give me the ticket.
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girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:44,
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Down ere in London, they are pretty trigger happyI completely understand the need for them, but it's no less frustrating.
Last month I stopped for 5 seconds in a taxi rank, £60 that cost me.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:46,
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another down side to the big smokethink the misses me and little one will be moving to the country side in bit though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:51,
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Yeah! The city is nice when you're young but there comes a time when the countryside is the best place to be.(
girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:59,
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Now this I don't understandwhat is there to do?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:14,
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Absolutely sweet nothing.If I want something to do, I have my choice of awesome cities.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:17,
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*rubs hands together*(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:19,
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Incest levels are significantly higher in the countryside(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:19,
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That said, there's nothing like a good suicide(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:20,
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...having knobbed your sister first(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:20,
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Nothing like a good incest-guilt-driven suicide pact.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:21,
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I grew up in the countryside, it was all the rage(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:22,
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not nice of you to back out of your half(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:23,
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Do?I don't want to do anything and I want to do it in a place with lovely views.
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girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:24,
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Lovely views I can get behindthough preferably mountains. I think I'd miss friends etc too much
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:26,
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I felt the same at your age although I always knew I'd eventually want to move to the countryside.(
girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:28,
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I think I've been put off itby having lived in the countryside for a bit
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:29,
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Yeah! It can't be much fun for a teenager etcBut for a 45 year old it's bliss.
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girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:30,
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i get a lovely view and I'm in teh citymind you, I'd rather be in the countryside
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:29,
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Agreed.Once I make some money, I'm moving to the West Country or Scotland, building me a nice house and spending my evenings not listening to the cunts outside.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:16,
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£50 in the first 10 days, £100 there after(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:49,
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good god, i can't believe i was part of this....(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:56,
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I'm sat at my desk waiting for the Australian internet to sort its cunting life out.*mutters*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:19,
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Summink like that.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:24,
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Looking at funny cats on the internet.This made me laugh more than it should.
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girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:22,
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I agree with your sentimenti think ninja cat is in the background, but I wouldn't know
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:23,
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Nah, it's right there at the front hidden in the snow, just where you'd not expect it to be.That cat does look like it's pole dancing though.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:23,
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I almost went there, but decided it was shit.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:36,
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A problem Jeff does not have(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:43,
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that's not a pole, it's a treeI'd guess it's a ... pussy willow
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:30,
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Haha!You're like the candyman except I only have to say your name once before you appear.
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girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:36,
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How many times do we have to say it to make him disappear?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 20:36,
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