Swipey is just a fucking weirdo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I bet she'd object to a partner using her toothbrush too
To quote Jim Jefferies "You've just had my dick in your mouth, give me your fucking toothbrush!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Yes but dicks don't have tartar buildup.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

They may have smegma build up or warts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

or chlamydia.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I rinse my toothbrush out after brushing my teeth

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

same here
also: great quote
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Check out the guy
He's my favourite comedian that's still alive. You can download 'I Swear To God' off torrent sites.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I'll send myself a reminder

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

ahahah see I wouldn't use another person's toothbrush if I wasn't sleeping with them.
but I have no problem stealing the last chip from someone's plate or with sharing those chupa chup things.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

that's because you are sensible

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

mmm mostly.
although my friends and I used to share lollypops on a regular basis. And then we'd wonder why we all got sick one after the other.
So now I only share if the other person's not sick.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I'd only share a lollipop with a girlfriend
But chip stealing is fine for friends.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Not only fine
but practically a requirement.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Is that because if you don't share your chips
your XXXL tracksuit bottoms - that actually look like a leggings on you - are liable to burst open, making you look like a white, pasty Kwik-Save Hulk?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Don't make me Hungry, you won't like me when I'm Hungry

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

The Incredible Bulk

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

*CLICK*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

How comes other people's chips are always way way WAY nicer than your own?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

i have in fact had this exact conversation
albeit with more tenderness and less swearing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

HAHA you have a dick.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Wouldn't Big girl's blalse have worked better?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)

No
Now fuck off.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

So much negative energy man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

yeah well
you ARE a dick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Oh great comeback there. Well done.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)