Dying.
How are you, you tiny bastard? Apart from ill...
( thealternativefact, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I like this!
I have no idea what it is about but I like it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Al is making fun of the fact that my mum is dead.

( thealternativefact, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I dont like it as much now
sorry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Isn't he lovely?

( thealternativefact, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Oh man, when you say it like that I feel really bad, like I've done something wrong.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Look at her zombie beer though!
CUTE!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

She actually would have liked this

( thealternativefact, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Oh man, NOW you tell me.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Ha!

( thealternativefact, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Really, Al? Really?

( thealternativefact, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

You were born
For that you should be hanged.
( Captain V, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)

*clicks*

( thealternativefact, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Really, really, really, really, really, really angry
Work in general is pissing me off.

Yesterday we had multiple problems with our website.

During initial discussions with my boss he made a suggestion analagous to saying that the reason the lock on our door is broken is because we have some posters up encouraging people to come to the shop.

I investigated the issues and emailed my boss a summary of what was wrong and what I'd not had time to fix because I had to go home. Today he exclaims that he'd looked into it yesterday afternoon and found the problem. Strangely it was exactly what I'd said. *facepalm*

This is the tip of the tip of the ice-berg.
( Captain V, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

When are you resigning?

( thealternativefact, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Not soon enough :(

( Captain V, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

But just think
soon, you'll be able to play with your baby in bear suit all day!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Bear suits all round!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)

She doesn't fit in it anymore :(
On the brightside she's much more interactive and her laugh is brilliant. Really cheers me up after a day at work.
( Captain V, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I love that you're going to be wearing hand-me-downs from your infant daughter.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)

She is a properly cute baby.
The mrs is always showing my photos of the kids of people she knows and saying "Aren't they cute" when really they look like they've had a brick in the face. But your kid is really, really cute. Which given it's father is quite amazing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Despite this
I'm *still* not allowed to use her as my wingman.
( Captain V, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Do they make aviator shades in baby sizes?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:32, Reply)

They make aviators that fit me

( Captain V, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I can imagine you in a pub, enjoying a pint with the newspaper
Baby on the stool next to you, two hotties come to the bar, one turns to you and says "Aaaaaah, isn't she just the cutest" and you say "Yeah, she's lovely isn't she. You know, if you play your cards right, you could have one of your own." and there would be an uncomfortable silence and then you'd say "but not your friend, she's a bit rough, it would contaminate the genes".
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Certainly beats my plan
"Her mother died in labour. I hope she turns out alright without a woman in her life."
( Captain V, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You've changed man, you've changed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I miss you.

( thealternativefact, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Your aim sucks

( Captain V, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Your mum sucks

( thealternativefact, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Not very well at the moment
She has a cold.
( Captain V, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)