Boobs

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Or this, one of the funniest things I've seen in the news for ages
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12957319
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

What a nut job fayed is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I loved hearing his comment on it
"football fans will love it, if other stupid fans don't appreciate the contribution he has made to the world they can go to hell"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

As mr b3th quipped earlier today
Someone should get the boys round to take care of it...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Oh this is the funniest thing I've heard in ages
"I've got lots of money and this is my club and I want to put up a statue of my famous friend and if the fans don't like it they can fuck off"

The only bad thing is that the statue isn't very good. They should have a Jacko impersonator stood atop the plinth, dancing on matchdays.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

he commissioned it to go in Harrods before he sold the place
the dancing impersonator would have been better. and more convincing. the statue isn't even white!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Who says Harrods is now a tacky tourist trap rather?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

He's obviously gone for "Jacko Classic"
I'd happily volunteer to be the dancing impersonator, the man has just sold Harrods so should be able to afford the hours of dance lessons it'll take. Just.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I love the picture of him matching the statue

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Dear God.
Has it really come to this?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

it is THE NUMBER ONE conversation killer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

even above
bloody minges?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Gonz has got a fait bit of mileage out of those

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Has everyone stated how bloody their fannies are today yet? I haven't heard about anyone having a bloody fanny in days now.
Am I going to have to wait a month for some more beatroot poridge talk again?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I REALLY HOPE SO

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

at least that invokes some spluttering
i say sex.

let's talk about sex, bay-bee, let's talk about you and me. oh wait. no, not you. no offence but i think we're both happier that way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I like to be hung upside down naked from the ceiling whilst being encased in bees and and getting a tabasco enema?
How about you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I don't like to be hung upside down naked from the ceiling whilst being encased in bees and getting a tabasco enema

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I have to say, never again for me either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I thought you liked it? :(
I don't know, I try so hard and sometimes just a little recognition would be nice.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

It was alright at first, don't get me wrong.
I think perhaps we should have designated a 'safe word'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Ok the "safe" word is Chompy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Good choice
as there is no possible sexual scenario where you'd need to say "chompy", after all.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Apart from in a panic-stricken '999' call.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

ha ha ha
I can imagine them playing the recording ouyt at the trial, "No i said he made me drink something, God what's that, what's that? What are you doing arrrrrrrr click buzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

roffle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

how about when taking a lifetime vow of celibacy?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

yeah, but you're unlikely to do that "in a sexual scenario"
unless, granted, the sexual scenario is coming round from the GHB to find yourself semi-naked in a grubby bed with the man himself. That might do it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

hmmm good point
vows of celibacy are not usually made mid-bonk, i believe.

although it's safe to say that i have never made one...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Depends on the shag

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

well, if it was an epically terrible shag I suppose it's possible.
much like the whole "double coyote" thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Agreed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Your sig does suggest otherwise, though, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

shit.
totally busted.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

By World Party.
The one band that really bucks the "Christian music is shit" rule.

Bucks it by being too shit to categorise.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Hahahahah you are so right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)

GAYYYY

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Last time I talked about boobs
Darth got huffed at by Rory.

So, okay, boobs. I have some. Two, in fact.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Numerically, perhaps
In terms of quantity, enough for 7 or 8, so I'm lead to believe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

There's a picture of me with K9
and I'm kneeling down, so the picture is taken from above. It seriously looks like I'm wearing a pair of those comedy plastic breasts.

Also, in my wedding pictures, it looks like I'm smuggling two bald dwarves inside my top.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Must... resist... obvious... urge...
...POIDH

damn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Your knockers looked fantastic on your wedding day

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Thank you
You've also seen the K9 picture, haven't you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

This is a marvellous image
well done. I also like the phrase 'like two andrex puppies wrestling.'
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

'in a tight sack'

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

with bricks, in a canal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Do you have furry tits?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

are you suggesting i have hairy boobs?
*cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

*offers hairy boob to dry eyes with*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

it's the tails and sharp teeth that worry me

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I know it's not strictly speaking boobs
but this is what came to mind then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

*gets the horn*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

You know
nobody believes this rampant pervy hetero act ...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Yeah, I know
But hopefully eventually someone will attempt to call my bluff.

With sex.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

by 'someone'
you mean Monty, don't you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Not my first choice but it could be worse
The long hair is a plus. Gives me something to hang on to. Saves me having to bring a bridle.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Thanks for the image, there.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

you're wanking like a safari park chimp right now
don't pretend you're not.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I really don't like this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)