Good evening, tramps
tell me why you're not out this evening
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:00, 83 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

because I'm old and married and boring
What's your excuse?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I didn't want to go to the college dance performance
also I'm old and sad and boring
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:08, Reply)

i'm still at work
but still, i don't have my fucking i.d.
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( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:06, Reply)

do you need ID for everything
?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Yes. I need it to leave this building.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:16, Reply)

oh :(
will you be there forever if not?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I'm waiting for ze bloke

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:08, Reply)

again?
that's a lot of weekends ina row. Tell him I said hello.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:11, Reply)

No b3th, I don't think now is the right time or place to tell Roots that DJTP is into philipino boys.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:18, Reply)

No b3th, I don't think now is the right time or place to tell Roots that DJTP is into philipino boys.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Squeeze at the PHILipino boys?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Woh', something just flew over my head.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I didn't see him last weekend.
And I shall indeed say hi.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I'm getting ready, just polishing off my final warm up drink
Also, old, sad and boring? You? No chance!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:24, Reply)

but me, more so?
ta.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:57, Reply)

haha - I am all of those things
not been out on a friday in some time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)

*joins the old and boring bandwagon*
I do have a lot to do tomorrow though so I will be having an early night.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I have to be up early tomorrow.
It's been a frantic week too. Grrr.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I haven't forgotton about my trip to the pool for ladies who lunch.
I'll get round to it : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Broke and boring
and I know almost no-one here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Go and stalk CHCB and Catface.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Are you in Bristol these days?
I'm presuming this from BGB's post.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Here for the holidays until about the 26th

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Good times
Got any fun plans for holiday times?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:57, Reply)

None
all the Bristol people I know have either moved, or I've lost touch with them. Oh well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I'm putting my new mattress on my bed tomorrow.
I've been letting it air in the spare room *excites*
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Wow.
You know how to live, Blousie.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:58, Reply)

They don't call me the mad bint round here for nothing.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:00, Reply)

I am out!
Just waiting for friends to show, currently sitting on some steps on W1...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I wasn't aware you'd been in.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Is that a gay joke?!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

No but you can take it anyway you like : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:52, Reply)

.... up the bum?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Huzzah!

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Evening all
Since I know very few folk around here, it's another night in the house. Off into that there Cardiff tomorrow to meet some friends who are over for the day, and to resist the temptation to buy shiny, pretty things.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:53, Reply)

You can never have too many pretty shiny things
buy some for me, too?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:59, Reply)

The plan is to try and NOT buy stuff
But they call out to me as I walk past. "Buy me, buy me!" they cry, "Just come into the store, you don't need to save any money for things like food."
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:03, Reply)

cardiff made me buy an ocarina
and a trilby when I went once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)

preparing for my exciting weekend
Working...

By drinking wine
(CheatingRabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I went with cider
perhaps it's time for another
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)

white lightening ftw
Proper pikey...
(CheatingRabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I have been out this evening
with lovely folk, yet I find myself drawn back here when I get in. What's up with that?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:33, Reply)

it's like crack

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Sweaty and hairy?
Edit: alright?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:41, Reply)

I'm okay thanks
you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Yeah!
Only slightly tipsy and really craving crispy beef. Let me come to Oxford sometime over the next few weeks and we'll go chat shit,
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:03, Reply)

You definitely should :)
and god yeah smoked crispy beef would be good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Did somebody call?
I have been to the gym, and am winding down ready for a full Saturday.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Arse crack more like
Hahahahahahahaha
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:42, Reply)

are you saying we're not lovely folk?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:44, Reply)

I wouldn't leave any of my kids alone with the b3ta locals if I'm being honest

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:51, Reply)

fair point
although I'm not sure you should be allowed to procreate anyway
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Show your workings

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I am assuming you are some kind of terrifying
malformed beast slavering over your computer, an abomination in the eyes of god and all humanity.

no offence, like
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)

INTERNET BULLYING
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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)

I'd be happy to leave my kid with at least half of these folk.
Well, a few. Well, a couple. Well one of them. Maybe. *ducks Monty*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I'd have my doubts even with CCTV footage and an up to date crb

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Because I'm exhausted.
It's pretty late. Do I make a plate of cheesey chips, cause I can't stop thinking about them?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:52, Reply)

sounds like cheesy love

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I could have a light chocolate mousse and a packet of pombears :/

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

you should have that
or just have cheese and pombears
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Charms has been duly sent out for a packet of monster munch
I feel like I'm hungover. I'm probably just very dehydrated. Fucking weather.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:02, Reply)

*pokes*
come to Bristol
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)

-pokes back-
When do you want me?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:21, Reply)

On the floor now baby
more prosaically I'm here til the 26th. Between 19th-26th is best because no family is here, but before that is fine as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:23, Reply)

I'll have to see how the essay work goes :/
But I'll aim for it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Mug of chamomile tea and an early night?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:58, Reply)

gotta get down on friday

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:02, Reply)

why is my nose whistling?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Because it's bored?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)

I wish it would do more of a tune

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I'm not saying America is a banana republic but
"Nickolaus, a former staffer for the Assembly Republican Caucus, has been criticized in recent months for her handling of recent elections. The Waukesha County Board sharply condemned Nickolaus after past elections, demanding an audit of her practices last year.

The auditors criticized Nickolaus for moving some sensitive files, such as election results, onto her personal computer."

This person just mysteriously "found" thousands of extra votes for the rightwing candidate who lost, enough to mean they won. How the fuck were they still IN CHARGE OF ELECTIONS!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:03, Reply)

because I'm young and it's saturday here.
plus I did sort of go out last night - I went and got my nose re-pierced.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)

back now, what's happening campers.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I'm watching Jeff Dunham on Comedy Central
he is very very funny and just a tiny bit awesomely sexy. I totally would. *sigh*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:26, Reply)

well there were these guys, right
then it got quite in tents
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:26, Reply)

oh man you're worse then Jeff sometimes.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:30, Reply)

hey,
don't peg the blame on me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Leave Jeff alone
He's a good guy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:34, Reply)

really?
we should get more opinions, start a pole
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:37, Reply)

oh I know he's good.
but all those puns???
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Don't get in a flap
sorry.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Perhaps there's a site we could use?


aaaaaand, with that, I have to go to bed. Early start tomorrow and I need at least ten hours' sleep to function.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:40, Reply)