Rammstein - Sonne. Snow White as the Dwarves' dominatrix. Genius.
Labs has already mentioned it but Freak on a Leash by Korn is exceptional.

I have enormous affection for Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys, just because of their refusal to take matters remotely seriously, bearing in mind they were one of the biggest bands in the world at the time.

And whatever the fuck Taylor Swift did that got Kanye West so angry. Just because. The Single Ladies video isn't THAT good, mate. It would have been, if it had a) been all one take and b) featured better dancers.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:12, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i'd like to see you do that fucking dance to single ladies

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

You are a pervert

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)

well yeah but that's not the point

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I could do that dance but it would look ridiculous, as every single move is designed with the hip-wiggling booty-popping lady in mind
My point is that professional dancers should have been able to make it look better. They had to dance below themselves in order to not embarrass Beyonce, whose entire repertoire of moves involves the aforementioned booty-popping
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

so, what you're saying is, is that you could do the dance?
you should probably send me a video just to prove it
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Anyone with a basic sense of rhythm and some training in street dance could replicate that video
I'm trying to give you an out, if you're spotted perving on me various B3tans will mock you mericilessly for your lack of taste.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

perving on you?
perving on you?!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Yes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

if you think that's perving on you we should probably just stop talking altogether

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

It's all I've got
DON'T TAKE IT AWAY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

if you were to say "no mistake is too great"
could it be shortened to "no mistake's too great"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

In my mind if I heard someone saying "no mistake's too great"
I would anticipate a follow-up based on the idea that what they had said was "no mistakes too great..."

*awaits inevitable smackdown*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

this is what happened
am i incorrect in giving it an apostrophe?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Not at all
"No mistakes too great" sounds like you're about to follow it up with some sort of poncey witticism. To truncate "no mistake is too great" as you did is theoretically correct, I just wouldn't use it myself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I will mock you 'mericilessly' for your lack of spelling ability if you don't leave my Kristine alone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Fucking hell that's embarasassing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I feel so loved!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

as much as i hate glee, this is one of my favorite things in the world ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bxoFBeHeDA
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I know what that is without clicking on it
Am going to click it anyway. Cos it's awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Oh god
*shakes head*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

it's fucking awesome
the only awesome thing to ever come from glee
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I wrote Sonne first, then changed my mind when I remembered 'Pussy'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Hard to bear
You would have gotten all those royalties were you not a dirty fucker
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Beastie Boys vids are normally excellent
Sabotage was brilliant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Yes it really was
How did I forget that? Even the 80's-tastic title graphic was bang on the money
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Which one has the "giant" "robot" again?
It is Sabotage I'm thinking of, isn't it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

No, that's Intergalactic
Sabotage has some badly-disguised Beastie Boys being tough 80's cops with ludicrous stage names
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

70s.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I was compelled to argue
but you were THERE, man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I genuinely was.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Technically, so was I
but I can't remember any of it. Much like you with the 90's, I daresay.

You've done better in this respect, the 90's were fucking awful.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I really should have known that
as my mate is a huge Beastie fan and has a poster for Sabotage on his wall. On the flipside he's made us watch their video collection repeatedly and I'm usually drunk by that point.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

It was indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Snow White in Sonne is fucking HOT
Vippers and I highfived that viewpoint the other day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Agreed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

*sex grunt*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Shame the band are so utterly devoid of musical merit...
I had to watch a live show of theirs on DVD at my brother's once. Time I'll never have again, thanks >brother's name<.

At one point there was a flying keyboard 'station', I recall. It was gayer than Howard Jones bumming Jan Hammer whilst flying about in Tommy Lee's (fucking embarrassing) flying drumkit.

Plus the vocalist is a massive turd, and they were all dressed up like a cross between HR Giger and Camden Market on a wet Saturday. These are adults.

Bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)

They are unbelievably ridiculous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

You appear to have misspelt 'shit' here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I thought we'd coverd that bit; shit AND ridiculous and homosexual in the bad way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

They shit unbelievably ridiculous?
Does it come out in all colours of the rainbow like spit after a bag of Skittles?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

It comes out drenched in East German Stasi spunk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I'm not a huge Rammstein fan, but have frequently been told that they are amazing live
Albeit in a way that would make you vomit with disgust
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I can only imagine your last ballroom dance session had a similar effect on the audience

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Obviously not
As the only people who attend and watch Ballroom Dancing practices or competitions are people who enjoy watching Ballroom Dancing. And there isn't a huge DVD market for the same.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

fine ruin my joke with sensible points why don't you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I shall. And then I will point and laugh
*points and laughs*

Told you so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

When I saw them
I didn't actually hear much of the music. Being too busy fighting to keep my feet at the front
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

So my brother claims.
Maybe they were having an 'off night' when they recorded the DVD at massive expense because whilst their stage set was undeniably impressive, the music was fucking rubbish. Silly roaring vocals and a desperate attempt to sound extreme but with bent keyboards that dragged their sound closer to ‘The Final Countdown’ than to someone genuinely hardcore-sounding like, I don't know...Slayer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

...Slayer?
Leave the internet.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Apparently
It's not gay to suck a man's cock so long as you shout "SLAAAYYYEERRRR!" at the same time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

If you can shout anything whilst sucking a cock
you're not doing it right

/coat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Is that what you were told?
Those cheeky gay metallers! They're such wags.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I don't like them but their sound is genuinely heavy.
And I've seen Sore Throat, Extreme Noise Terror and Napalm Death a good few times so I know a little about 'proper' extreme music.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Not so much these days, the game has moved on. They are quick though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I'm basing this on a VHS I saw about 10 years ago...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Napalm Death are fucking superb

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Their original vocalist Lee Dorrian is a personal hero of mine.
He is perhaps the world's greatest expert on late 60s/early 70s British heavy psych/prog rock and had my mate not discovered them a week before would have been the man who first recommended Tractor to me.

He has his own label now, doing 'doom' and 'drone' stuff...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Aye, of Cathedral fame
Sadly, not a touch on Napalm Death, whose bassist is fucking massive.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I dunno, most of their recorded music is thudding guitars overlaid with gay keyboards and grim goth-posturing vocals
I've been told that they fit into that category of bands whose live presence is so impressive that any quibbles with the quality of song is irrelevant. Like And One.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)