I think I might take the rest of the co-codomal my mother gave me for my neck this weekend and get off my tits.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:56, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Have it with some wine.
*Waves*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

*waves*
I never mix drink and drugs.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

You don't know what you're missing out on.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I'll get off with your tits
*waves and gropes hello*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I'm going to miss all this sexual innuendo when your wife has had the sprog and will let you near her again.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

You've got a couple of years then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

= (((((((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I can't draw ascii massive balls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

You can talk it fine, though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Tonight will be a superb night - I have clean clothes in my car, and a little money in my pocket...
Tickets are sorted out, Forest are bringing them with with them on the coach, and they should be there for us an hour before kick-off.

We have to use the Director's Entrance (fnarrrr) and I believe we will have full access to the Player's Lounge. SHould be a cracker (esp if it's a free bar; if not, the beers are on you!)

Just hope that Marcus doesn't forget to bring them...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Don't be surprised if,
when you go to the lavatory, DF is lying in the urinal.

I'm just saying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:23, Reply)

When he's out with me he displays alarming symptoms of straightness...
but I will keep an eye out, especially if he's wearing waterproofs or rubber.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Very sensible.
Don't stop off at any secluded woodland afterwards, either.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)

+ as you will disturb my grave digging

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I won't.... but, if he does get into a toilet and turn into a pissboy,
I shall immediately go and console his girlfriend, who is lovely enough to turn a gayer (as seems to have happened here)
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Dream come true mate
I'm fucking excited just to be seeing Forest play with a fellow fan. Having access to a bar throughout the match would just be gravy.

How the FUCK is it only 10.30am?!!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Can't drink in sight of the pitch though...
I am mega excited about this game - tickets are gold dust, but we've got a top freebie. God bless the Forest team (and I am hoping upon hope upon hope upon hope nothing goes wrong and that the tickets are there waiting for us!).
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)

At least it's on Sky mate
And pubs aren't particular about you drinking in view of the screen!

I suppose it's too much to hope for that Forest, having done us a massive favour with the tickets, could do another and play well tonight
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)

It'd be good wouldn't it.
I really can't wait. I may get on the beer and get the train home, leave the car in the city. See how we get on, I think...

Shame the team aren't out after - if they hadn't had to train we were planning a night surrounded by lapdancers and champagne, on their tab! Oh well, Wetherspoons is probably more our level...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I never liked that Billy Davies, now he's stopping us seeing tits
We might need to make it the Compleat Angler, apparently that's the away pub on account of it being the first place travelling fans see when they get off the train
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Yup.
I'm not wearing colours though - Directors bit and all that is in the middle of the main stand...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

We can see plenty of tits
Just look round the Norwich ground...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)

+ "never"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Mix them with booze then get on a bus,
so you can experience first hand what it's like being the 'local nutter on the bus'. It's an invaluable insight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

what's that??? it sounds strong?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Paracetamol and codeine.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

ahhh it's panadeine.
we call it panadeine forte here. We don't call it that at all!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

You forgot FTW

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Anyone heard the masterpiece that is 'Codine' (sic) by The Charlatans*?

*the ACTUAL Charlatans from 60s San Francisco, not those charlatans from 'oop north'. It's a great song.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)

that's a no, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:17, Reply)

The only one I know
would be the oop north ones
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Depart thee fromme ye internette, good sir knyghte.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

*clicks together coconut halves*
*gambols away*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Co Codamol is for wimps!
I'll be scarfing down my usual shedload and a half of Dihydrocodeine this weekend just so I can function in a normal (pfft yeah right, ME being normal) manner.
In other news I have a provisional date (may 16th) for my spine surgery so YAY for me!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:26, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Dihydrocodeine's for girls
Diamorphine's what you want!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Excellent stuff Diamorphine..
..However my GP won't prescribe it for self-administration.

Killjoy
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Just need to go round the corner and see ma bredren den, innit..

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I've a load of morphine in my desk if you want that.
Co-codamol will do fuck all.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

*gazzes address*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I once ended up with a hipflask full of morphine at a wedding...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Course you did.
Was that before or after your dad was 'in the SAS' and 'really good mates with Bruce Lee'?

You're as bad as AA with his made-up 'brother'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:26, Reply)

You have the story wrong
His Dad killed Bruce Lee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Oh yeah sorry.
My favourite Bruce Lee story is that he died because he was too fit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Was that before or after he was the person James Bond was based on?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I think that was after
*sings* BROWN fingarrrrrrrrr
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)

He da man.
Da man wit da anal touch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)

The man with the 'Midas crotch', you mean?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

That would make a great name for a game show.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

It was the father of the brides, his knees were disintergrating
i didn't take any as I was an usher and had duties, so there!

EDIT: And don't compare me to AA you bent old twat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

feel free - i get it prescribed to cope with chronic knee and wrist pain.
It works, and I spend my days gently cossetted in metaphorical bubble wrap!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

What kind do you have? I fucking love Morphine.
I get Sevradol, I'm not sharing it though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I'm on sevradol, but the brand is meaningless
It's the strength that counts...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

It does enough for me.
I used to be quite partial to a jelly though.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:23, Reply)

i like jelly
with ice cream, mainly.

Especially strawberry ice cream.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Blackberry and Apple crumble
with real crumbly bits from a shop in Salcombe is my favourite ice-cream ever.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Temazipan FTW!

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Nah, benzos are shit
Opiates are the way forward

*hunts for pin*
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

To be honest the last thing I need is an opiate.
Uppers FTW
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Nah.... downers FTW
uppers just make me twitchy and paranoid (except for Es, but I can't remember the last time good pills were about)

I'm reformed anyway. This is all hypothetical (not hypodermical)
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)