Everyone having a nice Saturday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:20, 109 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck Off

(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Alright Al?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Quiet. Very quiet
A whole day to myself. No kids. No man.

Just me, paper, pen and now wine and cheese.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:26, Reply)

How very cosmopolitan.
Create anything nice with the pen and the paper, or did you just happen to have them nearby?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Writing.
Lots and lots of writing.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I'm beginning to think you've got a worrying wine and cheese addiction.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Shhhhh!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I've spent it in bed, lounging and watching movies and sleeping.
I had seven hours last night then two hours this morning and two more this afternoon. So far I have watched Tere Bin Laden and The Good The Bad The Weird. I can't decide whether to watch 127 Hours, Catfish, District 9, Dude Where's My Car, Inception, Shutter Island or Tron Legacy again.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Mt favourite part of having a sick day...
..is watching films in bed. Out of those choices I'd say Shutter Island is the best lazing in bed film. The last time I managed one I watched A Man For All Seasons, The Taking Of Pelham 123 (Matthau), Rope, The Hidden and Serpico. That was a good day.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Busy with family till three and then I had a nap.
I have cider and the film The Human Centipede.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:39, Reply)

I have no desire to watch that.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Me neither
I've read reviews. Bleugh!
The other one that's equally horrible is The Bosnian Film (I think it's called that, someone will correct me).
Why would you want to see things like that?
Why?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:44, Reply)

I saw the first Saw film, thought it was ok but needlessly and glamorously gory.
I just don't really get the motivation behind watching them. I've never been a fan of stuff that scares me, I have a brain that doesn't get enjoyment from stuff like horror films or rollercoasters.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I like weird stuff. *shrugs*
So shoot me.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Wasn't a criticism, I have no desire to shoot you either.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Phew! That's a relief : )
And I hate rollercoasters too.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Unless it's tasteful, like.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I do wonder where my interest in the dark and macarbe comes from.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Blousie and Noel going on 'The Big One' at Blackpool Pleasure Beach

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I thought Al was 'the big one'
Have Blousie and Noel been on Al? I mean, I know you can't get DJ off him, but I didn't think everyone else saw the attraction...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Hahaha!
That's about it.

I did go on The Grand National at Blackpool many years ago and could not see the fun in it. I'm definitely no adrenaline junky.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:56, Reply)

I went on a little ferris wheel at Wicksteed Park when I was about ten
and cried my little heart out. I've hated anything like that since, except those ones on hydraulics with a screen, they're alright.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:00, Reply)

*there there*
Would you like some candy floss to cheer you up?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I knew at that point I was destined for a life of holding coats and bags
and watching people grin like mongs.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I'll go on rollercoasters, but I don't really enjoy them.
I'd rather sit in the bar.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Even I won't watch the Bosnian Film.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Enjoy the cider.
I don't think the film is going to be very enjoyable.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:44, Reply)

I might not get chance to watch it tonight.
Depends how squiffy I get.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:53, Reply)

How much cider have you got?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Six bottles of Westons Vintage cider. 8.2% : D
Nomnomnom

I won't drink it all though.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Have 5 of them.
That leaves one left over for breakfast tomorrow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I'm going on another long walk tomorrow with the rents and dogs.
So I'll take it easy.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Easy like Sunday morning.
Where are you going?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Along the canal to the pub where moar cider will be drunk and some food.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Oooh, a nice pub lunch,
And will madam being having the carvery or something from the 'light bites' menu tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Probably the veggie burger.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:06, Reply)

With chips

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Hell Yeah!

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Mayo or ketchup?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I like both.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:26, Reply)

You might want to turn your mind to what you'll have on your chips now.
But don't let it keep you awake as you go over the options.

(I'm assuming that salt and vinegar are a given here).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Not bad.
Done some domestic stuff (bottle bank, tip, shopping), got the dog out (saw two deer into the bargain, which considering where we live is quite a rarity). Now cooking and drinking wine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Football was shite today DG
We played against 10 men for 70 minutes and still managed to lose 1-0.

I'm too tired to go out this evening as well.

So all told, today has been rubbish.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:45, Reply)

We're playing Man Ure on Tuesday.
I'm not expecting great things. At least Sunderland got beaten again today.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:07, Reply)

What did you have for dinner?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I haven't had it yet, it's still cooking.
Chicken, chilli, tomatoes, cumin, fresh coriander, onion, garlic, fresh ginger, cardamon pods, some other stuff. Smells nom.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I've had a rather excellent Saturday, thank you.
I discovered that one of my absolute favouritest in the whole world German dishes is on a special promotion at Lidl, so I went and stocked up, then threatened the old man that he will have to try some tomorrow.

Then I watched DJ's team get spectacularly gubbed in the SFA Cup Semi-final.

Then mr b3th cooked us a really lovely gammon joint, so I am full as well as happy.

Then I set up a facebook page for my eBay trading account, cross-promoted with my Zazzle store, and offered my first promotion. Considering I was supposed to do a load of packing and post office-ing, and I haven't done it, I feel strangely productive.

Ooh, I also did a load of laundry, and mr b3th took a car full of bin bags to the tip for me.

...aaaaaaaand...... relax.

How are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Considerably less productive than you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:50, Reply)

It's really not typical for me
It's just that the sun is/was shining, and I have been happy today.

Oh, and I also cleaned the kitchen, did a load of dishes, and took the dog out to play frisbee.

Just call me Vipros.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:51, Reply)

*faints*
I should have done loads today, instead I've spent a fair proportion of it unconscious and the rest catatonic.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:53, Reply)

isn't that what weekends are for?
Besides, if you're one of those saps that works a full week, you deserve a day of catatonia.

Well, not the band, obviously, but you know what I mean.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:54, Reply)

This Saturday is bobbins
I may turn to alcohol to ease the pain. First losing to City and then the awful Sing If You Can (almost as painful). I might need the wine drip to get through Britain's Got Talent.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Did Man Ure get possed then?
Ahhahahahahahahahahahaha!

That probably means we'll get twatted on Tuesday, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:31, Reply)

You are a Man Utd fan with only one telly channel.
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I'm a Man Utd fan with many channels..
.. and a love of the quiet life. To compensate I have a few cans of Biere de Belgique and my balls in a diamond-encrusted drawstring bag. Did I say compensate? *sigh*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)

that's some scrotazztling

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Gesundheit

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Went to my first NLP lesson, I went in for Hypno, but that is where it lead, it was alright really, enjoyed it, going back next week.
I got about a grand's worth of work that I want to do, which includes £300 stop smoking and £300 lose weight. Worth every penny if it works though.

Made a well lush dinner, a veriation on my Cheat's Indian Tandoori Kabab things, seriously good stuff, got me about 70p for the sour cream and £1 for two onions (of which I used one)... the rest I had everything.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I've used NLP before, I've got various books on the subject somewhere as well, it's really useful.
Do you think you'd lose weight if you stopped making some nommy things?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I think about 50% of what I make isn't really that bad, 30% is average but still only to have as a 'treat', and about 20% is horrific fat wise.
I'll still cook, but hopefully differently.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Hypno doesn't work on me.
I have trouble letting go.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Blousie. Look deep into my eyes.
You're getting s_l^e_e^p_y...

You're under.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Erm........................nope.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Well that's me clean out of ideas.
Why not have some more cider. Cider makes things better.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Yup!
*drinks*
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Try dangling the watch from your cock.
It would be like a grandfather's clock to a cat.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:49, Reply)

hahahahaha!
Oh Gonz!
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:51, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I did it when I was about 12 for my needlephobia, and it really helped, wasn't a cure, but helped a lot.
I can't do Yoga or Meditation though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Oooh, I also made some watermellon ice tea before, it's quite lush.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:09, Reply)

no

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Why not?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)

ah, it was OK really I suppose
feeling sorry for myself because I'm a sad old loner who fits in nowhere.

Also, the spider above my computer is pretty creepy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Any new contacts on your Cupid website thingy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:39, Reply)

no
nothing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Have you bothered with it recently though?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:45, Reply)

I've looked
but I can't bring myself to do any contacting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Change your name to Mohammed and people will come to you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:47, Reply)

only if I'm after mountains

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:51, Reply)

And the problem here is what exactly?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I don't have a thing for giant
mounds of rock and earth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I think you're just being fussy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:59, Reply)

i can see quite a nice hill from here
it might come this way eventually
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Are you prone to bouts of confusion?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:40, Reply)

yes
when I wake up after a full moon with my clothes covered in blood and the taste of flesh in my mouth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:44, Reply)

*Stays away from the moors*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Get in, another b3tan confused loner
* awaits appearance in the national news *
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:48, Reply)

the news needs a Find 50
book of B3tans who go mad and lose it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:51, Reply)

You could turn it into a travel game
'I-Spy nerd'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Gazza is their spiritual leader

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:58, Reply)

wtf happened todayy ror?
Beeen drinki in manchester since 11am but heard vicious rumr about match...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Back from Wembley , a fucking DISGRACE
Shit game really, united didn't take their chances and scholes went studs in. Still I'll be back there to see them get murdered by Barcelona :((
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)

my dad has no voice left
He says we didn't deserve to win??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Well all in he's right, no appetite really, twats

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:39, Reply)

but to fucking city?
That's just embarrassing. It will ruin my favourite "pale blue carpet" joke if city win it now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:45, Reply)

so what gun would you recommend for a rampage?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:00, Reply)

A smoking one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Not half bad cheers
would have been better if I hadn't drunk tennis boy under the table and we could have done other, more fun things today than him dying quietly in my bed.
(berk, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)

evening
you need to be more careful with him - sounds like he needs toughening up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Well, I say 'drank him under the table'
he was drinking neat Glenfiddich for my vodka and lemonade. But I matched him drink for drink and felt more or less alright this morning, so that counts, right?
(berk, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:18, Reply)

I think you've both got issues.
(And coming from me, that's saying something).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Oh give the hell over
neither of us drink anything like as much as you do. That said, I was drunk enough last night to drunkenly/flirtatiously nick half a pack of Marlborough lights off someone though, and my throat is regretting it this morning.
(berk, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Does TC do anything other than coach tennis?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)

No, but he is a proper coach, lawn tennis association registered and all that
not just some guy who works in a leisure centre. He earns more than I do.
(berk, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Does he get free Robinsons squash and a perk of the role?
(Or tickets for Wimbledon)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)

He does get free (or possibly just 'cheap') tickets to Wimbledon, yes.
Other perks include cute students asking him out for drinks.
(berk, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:52, Reply)

You'll have to start saving for two weeks of strawberry and cream teas!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:56, Reply)

cunted...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Good work!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:56, Reply)