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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was the best until...?
regale us with stories of when you were the best at something until someone new showed up and made you look a bit shit. Stolen from Talksport.

alt q: My parents got married on the Hitlers birthday - why are your folks uber cool?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:47, 197 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You listen to Talksport?
what a suprise.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
You listen to women crying and pleading for you to stop.
No surprise there.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
You block it out after a while.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)
clicks to both of you for these

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Why would you want too? That's the best bit.
Ohhh, women crying, I thought you meant me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)
surely you mean "you don't listen"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I fucking loved talk sport before they got rid of all their good presenters.
RIP Mike Mendoza, James Whale is now on LBC and fuck knows where Charlie Wolf is.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)
I was the best at school and stuff
until my fucking brainy bastard brother showed up. Now I'm the failure in the family.

Still, at least I didn't bring home a Scouser, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I was the best at not being the best...until...
Oh wait, I am still the best at that.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)
NO, I am!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Nah man!
You are THE Man!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Oh dear
Bella's going to stick it right to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)
*awaits rolling stick*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Where has that little fat cow got to, I was expecting a vainglorious flounce
Instead she's fucked off without even saying goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)
It's never fun when people act like adults, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)
It's never happened.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I doubt it'll happen this time either
she'll just have gone away for the week or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)
She maybe "kettled" at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
YOU MEAN SECTIONED !!11!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
If she has gone I wouldn't blame her, if I got that much attention from darth I'd be gone like a shot.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)
In a cloud of vomit

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Harsh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I do miss the occasional b3tan who fucks off for good
But that's rare indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
People need to remember that it is supposed to be funny on here
I can't imagine most people would be that harsh in real life as they are on here. Shits and giggles innit

/innocent
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)
She's still young and idealistic
give her a few years and she'll be as apathetic about politics as the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I have no issues with anyone taking lots of stuff seriously
Just not on here!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Apart from Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Only because real life people are shit and have no sense of humour.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Isn't that the ambition though?
avoid a massive flounce and the inevitable hilarity
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
She ain't that clued up

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)
has she definitely left?
she might just be busy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
I thought she was in Brighton for three weeks shagging that thing she's found.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
black 15" etc

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)
You know how to make a man feel special.
NOW WHERE'S MY FUCKING DVD?!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
arrrgh fuck
on my wine rack table. i changed handbags weeks ago and forgot you.

right, will do it TOMORROW.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Please don't, there's more amusement in leaving it for longer and longer spells before teasing you about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)
BB!!!111!!
She's addicted to beakering on the internet though so I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I think she's FIGHTING the MAN by NOT LETTING them CONTROL her.
and by that I mean not paid her ISP bill.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
*sings the red flag*

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
nah
she has to wait 3 months for that, remember?

/shudders
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
uuuurgh

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
one word... clot

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)
so true in so many respects

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)
i'm not even sorry

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I didn't know this
I'm sure that she's having fun enjoying her roll-play.

'Okay Bella you be the innocent young socialist, and I'll be the evil Tory who wants to hunt your fox'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
God sex between hippies must be so dull.
Everybody knows it's Tories that get up to the really kinky shit. How many Lib Dems have been found hanging from the rafters, plastic bag around their head and keks around their ankles, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Lib Dems just fuck rent boys.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Not since the expenses scandal they don't.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Do wot guv?
Mark Oaten shitting on rent boys is a bit too 'vanilla' for you...is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Amateurs, Monty, bloody amateurs.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
She is probably just saving her energy for the Royal Wedding.
There is probably a department store that'll needs her to stage a sit in or something.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Hell no, if I ever go down it'll be a blaze of glory bringing all you bastards down with me.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I don't have any bastards

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Hush your face.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Ninja all "your" want
but you know, and I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I feel dirty.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)
being a feminist
by cuddling up to her boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
and "allowing" him to pay for everything too.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
or rolling around on the poor fellow

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
please see above
for extra rolling
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
very d-roll.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
^ Winning the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
-curtsies-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Was it you who made her delete her first blog?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
he's SUCH a bully

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
It was hilarious
threads were deleted and EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
gutted
she wriggles like an angry fishie in a net!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Who could ever forget her dunnering of the sex
I lolled hard when she cried and deleted it
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)
She has her new one.
I lol'd when AA posted it on /links and Enzyme systematically tore the last thing posted there apart, argument by argument.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
that was hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
It was toadying and a bit weird.
Enzyme's first point was basically "where's the evidence?" Where is the evidence indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)
SHOW ME PLEEEEEEEEEEASE????
NOW?? PLEASE?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Aww man I missed this :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)
LAMPERS DELIVERS
b3ta.com/links/579700
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
SO THAT'S HOW HE ENSNARED THE BEAST!!!
PLEASE POPULAR PAGE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
I think this was afterwards...

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
It sealed the deal though
"Hi I'm AA and I'll say anything to get a fuck, I also have no pride, have I mentioned that ever? Oh well please read this shit, it's not even funny, it's just shit"


"Cheers"
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
That's the reason I posted it
That, and the blow-by-blow dismantling of the argument. It was obviously an attempt to get into her good books but it just smacks of creep.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
D:
My goodness, AA has no ethics (or pride) and lied for some dunnering of the sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)
you just earned yourself the fire and stone pizza of your choice
hours* of entertainment for me on my long cab ride to my site visit tomorrow!

* = minutes
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Casablanca -nods-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
good choice
a very good choice. think i am going there tonight after a networking event. "cairo" with added jalapenos ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Maybe I've got the wrong one
I'm talking aobut the one with mountains of ground beef.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
oh no
casablanca is the garlic mushroom and mascarpone one with walnuts - no tomato or meat!

still, you can have the ground beef one if you like (sounds kind of american)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Capetown, that was it.
Ground beef, pepperoni, green chillis, cheese, tomato.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
ah mais oui
still, they're all good!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Crispy fried mozzarella -slavers-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I thought it was the Texas
but that was steak I think
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)
you're a star

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I feel a bit bad now.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
have a bread roll
and some kettling chips and you'll feel better, if a little starchy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
My digestive system will feel opressed

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
if you don't want people to read it
don't publish it on the internet.

she wants it to be read, or she wouldn't yammer on like she does.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
I wish I'd seen that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
She likes being taken roughly from behind
squeling like a stuffed piggy I presume
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
That must be so empowering.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
careful there, old buddy old pal
you are veering dangerously close to sharing your fantasies with us...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Oh lol
I only saw the post that she copied verbatim into that QOTW. Didn't read on...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
I'm all for sex-positive stuff
but it wasn't very positive
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
oh is this specific?
i just thought rampant rory was thinking about angry sex with blobby bella!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
YeahhhhH!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Don't you ever forget it Ace!
How is the tutoring of idiot colleagues coming along?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)
It is done sir
They are sufficiently trained until tomorrow when I show them how to upgrade our system
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
you sir are one of lifes winners.
congratulations you may leave the internet and mingle with the 'normo's'
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Hey Bobby
I finally got my cv sorted and it's put up on a job site. Now I just have to wait for prospective employers to beat a path to my door. Thanks again for your help.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)
well done mate, if you need anythign else just let me know.
Good luck!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
ah HA I was the TOP Maths student in the year 2000.
I totally forgot about that, only time I've ever been best at anything. *sigh*

alt: because they're always doing stuff for me, they're going to help pay for my braces, which I was all NO but they were all YES WE WANT TO and I was like aw yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)
does that mean you might be able to afford a day trip to the Windy City?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)
haha no
when I say help I mean, they may pay a few hundred out of the few thousand
*head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)
boo!!
nevermind pal
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
when are you going?
the thing is I'd not only require flight, hotel and spending money, I'll also have to put my dog in a kennel and get extra shots for her in order to do that
it's expensive PAL
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
yeah I know, fuck it, was a nice idea. Depending if we stay for a holiday after I could always come to you
October November sometime, I'll get dates when I go back to uni after Easter.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I could probably drive up or something
I could drive you around!
WE COULD LISTEN TO N-DUBZ!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
No, DAPPY IS A CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)
but but
na na niiiie
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
what would we do anyway?
i hope go to hip hop clubs and dance with all the blacks
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
You could do the Haka

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)
hakanna matata?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)
If you want to dance with the all blacks, you need to do the haka.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Hb632BCCw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
are they going to play football or have a murder death kill match?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
They are about to play rugby.
Have some haka info.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haka
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
I hope to score some weed and meet interesting people.
then we can go and get our hip hop on with our negro bredren, an ting.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)
sounds dangerous

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)
I was the was best at end of year exams at my school.
Coming top four years running. Then we teamed up with the grammar school next door, and became a comprehensive. Boy, was I down the tubes in the fith year.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Getting into tubes
was the reason my GCSEs weren't that great too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Ah, that sort of tube.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
A very nice tube it was too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Internal ribbing?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Indeed
*wistful glance back in time*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I was the same, but was only there for 2 years before the merge
Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
I was best at maths
in my class for a couple of years. Then I became shit at it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)
math sucks
i was only top student because of geometry
i took the slow math before that, where you take algebra in 2 years
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
What a wonderful world it would be.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
if we were all smart?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
This.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNO72aCnVr0
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcmKbTR--iA
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I'm the best, arouuund.
I was never really the best at anything. I was good, very good, but never BEST. Never really applied myself and didn't have the ability.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
You're the only person off of the internet that's ever punched me.
Well done you.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Surely some of the other punchers
must have the occasional foray onto it?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
+yet.
I reckon Darth would give you a slap.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Slapping and punching are different.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Plus I felt your punch and it hurt,
I doubt it'll be the same when Darth hunts me down.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I'm going to punch you in the face come a month.
/ac

You had warning.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I meant give a slap in the polite way. It translates as
'punch to the motherfucking face'
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
He has repeatedly threatened me online.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)
yeah that's a bit wierd really. What's the point?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
It's his artistic temperament.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I dunno, he thinks I have a vendetta against him or something.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I meant threatening online in general. I don't get it.
Darth is sound, to be fair he takes a lot of shit (and willies) and does fairly well. Was there a specific incident that caused his hatred towards you?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I think it was being accused of cheating on his girlfriend

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
He described himself as being adicted to "extracurricular sex".

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
When he was new I said he was being creepy towards girls.
I stand by that, he's often over friendly.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
It's only creepy if the girl doesn't like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Keep it to gaz if you want to do that shit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I don't disagree,
just making a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I find being generally repulsive to most women ensures any attempt to be over friendly
to chicks on the internet is snubbed out by crippling insecurity.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
ha quality, did not know that.
I haven't really noticed, I knew he was all lovey with that B3lla freak but hadn't noticed any others.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Only mentals make online hardman threats
He's threatened to do me and his chances of ever finding me are zero.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
^this. Plus on here it would mean turning up to a bash
meeting people
punching chompy
then trying to carry on as normal.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
That's easy. Very easy.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I hold you in high regard for that. Kudos.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I don't actually mind Chompy.
You're misinterpretting the reason for the punch.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)
No, I like the fact you punched anyone off of the internet then carried on partying
I'm sure Chompy is alright in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)
"i don't actually mind"
is very different to "i actively like", though!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I really don't see the series of events that would lead to that.
How stupid would you feel running up to someone you never met and actually being violent for something they said on the internet. The crippling shame would counter any anger.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
He'll have printed off every last hurtful comment you've made and be there waving them round in front of you whilst covering you in spittle
Let down by him being limpwristed and wearing a technicolour waistcoat of wankerhood
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
He's a lover* not a fighter

* of men
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Oh, ok!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)
I'm quite good at a few things
but would never think of myself as the best.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I was intelligent and got high marks
I miiight have got the best mark in my class in Latin at some point, with, erm, 97%... maybe. But I think a few others got that. (by that I mean 2 others. Or 3, maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I can't be arsed to apply myself most of the time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Story of my

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I NO R

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
You accidentally a word.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
It was no

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Yet you are still better than all the rest.
Better than anyone
Anyone I've never met
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I totally want someone to follow me around all day bigging me up, that'd fucking rock.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
so like the opposite of that Roman general?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
become a mediocre rapper then.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

p
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)
I love this!
*stands 10' tall*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)
This thread has become a monumental bitchfest
it's like during sixth form and you have study leave and those people you don't like but are always civil to because it'd be too much aggravation to have a go at them aren't in and then somebody says something and you suddenly realise that everybody else feels the same way and then all this stuff comes out and sweet, sweet validation!

Except, of course, that in this instance I really don't dislike anyone. I do enjoy watching it all, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
make a better thread then

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Who's complaining?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Well, I am.
But that's cause I was always the one that nobody liked. *pouts*
This whole thread has become a bit too cruel in a personal way for my tastes. Call it a flounce if you like, but I think I'll go and play with the grown-ups for a while. I'll be back when everyone's cooeld down a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
fuck off then

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Grownups? Where?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
I haven't been reading any of the cruel or whiney bits, guess I need to start at the beginning

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
have I missed all the bitchiness? I only read bits I'm in. I'll have a look now.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Like baying wolves, Bobby.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
bloody hell, just read it.
what have I done Kroney, what have I done...? Although the enzyme thing was class.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)
In true internet style
it's back to food.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
yeah
do people realise you can read stuff on here that was posted in the past?

talking of which, I did a vanity search and found myself described as "..too intelligent .." by Bobby. What the hell?! When did I ever give the impression of intelligence /worried
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)
It was BOBBY.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)
fair point
I guess everything is relative
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)

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