GRRRRRRRRRRR
Fuck me sideways, I hate this stinking week.

What is your week like?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:18, 65 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My left eye is sore
but my week's been pretty good. Work's fine and we're all off out tomorrow to celebrate me being there a year.

why's your week so shit?
( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)

And last weekend was awesome
because I met nice b3tans
( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Why's your eye sore?
and when are you heading out to?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Not sure.
It's a bit better now. I think I might have got a bit of grit in it from gardening.

A wetherspoons: www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/home/pubs/the-brocket-arms
( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:40, Reply)

at least it's not a stye :)
and have a good time, hope the eye clears up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:43, Reply)

True
and I'm on holiday after tomorrow :D

Good luck with the revision. I've found something that might help!
( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:46, Reply)

thanks
you'd be surprised at how much that gets used haha. Going anywhere nice for the holiday?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Mostly staying at home.
Off up to the lakes weekend after next for an ex's birthday party but I suspect I won't hang around the whole weekend.
( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Does the restraining order kick in after a couple of days?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Hah, no.
I can't quite be arsed explaining but it involves lesbians
( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Oooh. You TEASE!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)

My ex is now a lesbian
and she's going out with another ex.
( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I quite literally heard awwkward
in my head
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Nah, we all get on well
but the disappointment that it doesn't end up in a threesome becomes insurmountable ;)
( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Is it a case that 'once you go jam, you prefer the bearded clam'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)

That's almost exactly it

( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:27, Reply)

You need to get caught cheating on a girl friend.
I saw this film once and, well... It would make sailor blush.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:31, Reply)

it was this wasn't it?
(watch through) www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoqThhEAzN0
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)

It was very similar to that.
Only more human.

(That song will be in my head all night now)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Seeing the band in the summer
also best quote of the night 'Albert Einstein wasn't a dyslexic, he was a scientist'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:40, Reply)

I'm no longer 'down with the kids' so they are new to me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:42, Reply)

That reminds me
I need some 3-in-1

Edit: that's really catchy
( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:41, Reply)

They've done some good songs
glad you like!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:58, Reply)

what is it with exs
and weekend parties in the Lake District? Mine's just invited me to one. I'm assuming they're not the same person.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I'd only be mildly surprised if it was

( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I'm assuming you didn't date someone called Will

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Not that I remember, no.

( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Where abouts in the lakes?

( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)

not a clue
I'm not going (it's a different weekend anyway)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:06, Reply)

work has been draining like a bastard
but pretty awesome and rewarding all the same. And I'm about to take advantage of the 11 days off for 3 days holiday thing. Yes!

Puressence tomorrow night with my best mate and my girl. Will be fantastic. Another croissant, don't mind if I do.
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Me too on the holiday thing

( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)

The week hasn't been too bad thanks.
I've met old friends from drinks and laughed quite a lot.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)

week has been up and down,
but in 5 hours time I'll be on holiday til the 1st so I'm not complaining!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)

immeasurably massively ridiculously improved
by booking 2 holidays today, one to madeira and one to barbados. woo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Booked yourself into Reid's?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:31, Reply)

afternoon tea only
although as i don't drink tea, i embarrassed myself hugely last time by failing to filter out the tea leaves.

and then my 3 year old nephew announced to the whole room that he REALLY NEEDED A POO.

not my most sophisticated afternoon out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:32, Reply)

I didn't enjoy Maderia that much when I went.
You've been there before, what do you like about it - I assume I missed the good bits.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:36, Reply)

i love it
the resort is perched right on top of cabo girao, which is the 2nd highest sea cliff in the world, so the views are amazing. it's very hot and there are nice walks to do and the food is lovely, lots of nice fish and fruit and green wine...

it is an old bids' holiday though, there will be no wild partying and pulling action!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:46, Reply)

It was the last holiday I had with the ex.
That probably has added bearing on my view of the place.

I hope you have a lovely time. How long are you going there for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:52, Reply)

oh just a week
thank you!

you should try it again at some point cos it's v cheap and only a 3 hour flight...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Well have a lovely time.
Super Bock and Sagres were the only things I look back on from my two weeks there with any fondness.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:56, Reply)

it's all about the travelling companion
i suspect that was your problem!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I KNOW it was the problem.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:59, Reply)

My week is good
I have guinea pigs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)

My week is EXCELLENT.
*smuuuuug*
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Relaxing
tinged with slight panic. And to echo CowJam met some nice b3tans
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Why the slight panic?

( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:41, Reply)

revision
been revising, and realised I have forgotten everything I ever knew about the 13th century
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Come to Wigan tomorrow
and experience it first hand ;)
( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:44, Reply)

complete with crusades haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:47, Reply)

alright B3ta benders?
I am that tired that my Bruce stalking has had to take a back seat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)

G to the D.
That's terrible news. I hope you get sufficient rest that you can step up your efforts over the bank holiday weekend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)

I really think it's over.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Don't be like that.
You just never know.

Here you go. I don't know what part of the world you live in, but the following link has details of the 2011 Antiques Roadshow. She may be coming to visit YOU.

www.bbc.co.uk/showsandtours/shows/beonashow/antiques
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)

he needs a time machine
to take him back 10 years to when she might have been hot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Maybe he likes his television presenters like people like wine.
Of a certain vintage, and for G to the D, the year of the Bruce was clearly a good one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:26, Reply)

how's you jeff?
dog light?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:07, Reply)

I'm sans hound.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:12, Reply)

Well, my working week is over, so that's good
My eldest son is home from university for a family day out tomorrow, I've got some alcohol and we're watching Broken Arrow. A broken what?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:52, Reply)

It's code for when a nuke goes missing.

( CowJam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:59, Reply)

my money is on Captain Slater!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:06, Reply)

He, like, totally flipped that disarm switch..
..whilst jumping out of the train backwards. He's my hero.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:32, Reply)

Regarding the day's earlier modern art discussion
I leave you with this:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/main6/e6d88a80.jpg

Nice.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Alright Lighty.
Bob won't be happy with the result this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:12, Reply)

It's like a Ray Harryhausen outtake

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:42, Reply)