Since we DON'T TALK ABOUT DELETION, let's talk about something else.
You start.
Or not.
*dies of boredom*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:24, 61 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I thought I was going mental then
who did what and why?

The important question right now is: what shall I have for my dinner?
(berk, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:26, Reply)

I don't know. I'm going to blame RSwipe though.
You should have BANGERS AND MASH.

Only because it's fun to say, and I don't know what bangers are.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:28, Reply)

sausages
and slang in some parts for breasts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:28, Reply)

fun!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:29, Reply)

You go, Girl!
Listen to your Auntie Gok and GET THOSE BANGERS OUT!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:32, Reply)

What Amberl says
I don't much fancy sausages tbh. I may have pizza. Or just cheesecake.
(berk, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I think the situation calls for ice cream and chocolate
Then again, I think most situations call for that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:33, Reply)

That is pretty much all I have had to eat today
A kitkat chunky and a caramel magnum. I am craving something that involves cheese...
(berk, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Chocolate, ice cram and cheese
All the food groups.

I miss cheese. I used to like Emmenthal.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:35, Reply)

Why can't you have cheese?

(berk, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Lactose is not my friend : (
I've discovered the joys of Lactofree milk and Alpro Soya yoghurt, but I can't find a nice mild cheese I like.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:38, Reply)

But there is very very little lactose in cheese, I thought?
I can't tolerate milk but weirdly I can eat all other dairy as long as I don't eat a fuckton of it.
(berk, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:41, Reply)

My insides have become very picky over the last year
Lactose, MSG, sugar.

Ugh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:46, Reply)

curry curry curry curry curry curry curry curry

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:34, Reply)

, it's all about the curry, curry, curry... we need extra chipatti, chipatti, chipatti... to have a good time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:32, Reply)

I made....
- Veal Escolop (ok, Marks made it, I just fried it)
- Tesco's Finest Cherry Tomarto Sauce + some chopped chilli + Some red wine + some chopped garlic, reduced down
- Some pasta

You would be _soo_ better off moving to london.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Wut happened?
I mean who deleted?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:27, Reply)

no idea!
Alright Amberl?
Having a fabulous day?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:29, Reply)

It's been alright thanks
how about you? I'm out of booze though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:55, Reply)

I'm alright, I have a ton of wine at home, swing by and we'll have a tasting!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:06, Reply)

sounds good to me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I did fucking cooking today!
This is completely unlike me, and I am so chuffin' proud of myself.

I tried to recreate a traditional German dish I used to love when I lived out there, and to my utter amazement, I didn't actually make a bad fist of it. Not quite as good as the restaurant version, but that's hardly surprising.

My main achievement was the potato salad, which I made from scratch. Not a normal potato-and-mayonnaise type of salad, but a south German variety made with vinegar and mustard.

*prouds*

It's boring here when everyone's out enjoying themselves, isn't it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:30, Reply)

mayo vinegar and mustard?
yes, quite dull when no one is about
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:36, Reply)

No, no
Vinegar, oil, mustard, pepper, vegetable stock, soft peeled potatoes. You're supposed to add onions as well, but I didn't have any.

My whole life is boring. I really need to get out more.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:40, Reply)

ours is mayo, vinegar, mustard, salt, pepper, celery seed
i fail at potato salad though
i'm a fucking pro at macaroni salad
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Oh yum !
One of my old flatmates made potato salad pretty much just like that, and mixed in the sauce while it was still warm, it was soo lush.

Another nice things he made was gwakimoli with bacon and mayo, to put in potato jacket.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:46, Reply)

evening
I just had a nap. I think that makes me proper old. Also, I'm still tired. Why am I so tired?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Cos guinea pigs are running through your head all day and all night
and quite right too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:15, Reply)

hehe
The ginger one is popcorning about like a crazy man again (like this fellow www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hn5Sfg7kX0 )
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Surely he has to be Dennis Pennis then?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:21, Reply)

I only remember Denis Pennis
as annoying guy with ginger hair and big glasses
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:22, Reply)

He used to be loud and annoying
Like Chris Evans.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I can't name a pig after him, then!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Hucknall?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:27, Reply)

not so much

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Fred and Ginger?
If you don't pick something soon, they'll end up staying with the names they've got now.

That's how my mother-in-law ended up with an aged alsation called puppy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:32, Reply)

I know!
this is what I fear. I'll definitely have names for them by Sunday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:39, Reply)

because naps only make you groggy and grumpy

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I was already tired
I'm not grumpy, though, which makes a change
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:19, Reply)

naps only work for kids, I'm telling you
they only make adults groggy and feel like poo
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:20, Reply)

but I'm tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Don't listen to them, Crunchy
Naps are all of teh awesome.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:28, Reply)

that's what i'm SAYING
naps make you sleeeeeeeeeeeeeepy
besides, it's late enough there that if you were really that tired you could just go to bed
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:28, Reply)

at half past 7!
I'd end up waking up before bed time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:29, Reply)

stop taking naps
shouldn't you be drinking something?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:31, Reply)

i don't think I have any beer
this is quite an oversight
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:38, Reply)

I have beer and wine and scotch
Come over.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:40, Reply)

yay imaginary mini-bash

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:47, Reply)

i've a ton of wine
Come over.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:57, Reply)

np
give me half and hour
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:13, Reply)

I got back from town
texted my brother about maybe going for a few beers later and got texted back "we're in the pub NOW".

So I've had 4 pints already. Time to open up a bottle of wine and get "swiped", as we've taken to calling it.

we I
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Hey getting 'swiped' in the sun sounds good
two uses. Now it's a proper term
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:15, Reply)

I've done sun
now I'm doing sitting inside at the computer. I'm torn between reheating a previous culinary success, ordering out, or just having a sandwich. I think I'm leaning towards sandwich...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Again
Ice cream and chocolate. The answer to any question.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:18, Reply)

getting swiped sounds like you've had an encounter with RSwipe
I bet that'll be her new phrase when she wins cases, YOU'VE JUST BEEN SWIPED!

i want to go to pub :(((
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Pointing like Phoenix Wright

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:22, Reply)

i had to google that, but YES! Exactly like that!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:25, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:49, Reply)

jesus is my home boy

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Jesus was a B Boy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Ooh! There's a new Simon's Cat!
Not as good as some of the past ones, but still good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:01, Reply)