Oh Nakedape, I've been on horrific pain for the last 3 days. I've had one packet of crisps in this time, first degree (or whatever the lesser one is) burns all over my torso from my hot water bottle, had a rediculous amount of morphine, solphadeen and ibu
purotham cream.

Today's better than yesterday, I was like "AGHHH STOP BEING PAINFUL BODY ! STOP IT ! PLEASE !" and today I'm just like "DAMN IT YOU'RE NOT BEEING LESS PAINFUL ENOUGH BODY, PLEASE TRY HARDER AT BEING LESS PAINFUL".

I'm going to the doctors this afternoon and I hope they don't put me in hospital because I hate staying in hospital and they hardly have any doctors there on a weekend anyway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:15, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh man that sucks massive balls.
Just like NakedApe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Monty, you and I both know your single gonad is average sized at best

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

And thanks to popular song, EVERYONE knows where my missing orchid may be found:
'the Albert Hall'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Trufax

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

It's Sad Times.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

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I wish I lived nearer. I would totally come round with grapes and lucozade.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

BGB - Internet nurse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Hurry up and move house !
I think I'm going to my ma's this weekend and I'm going to demand chicken soups with lockshan and kanadlach.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

*puts house on market*

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

The last thing Gonz needs in his present condition is a look at your haemorrhoids.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Are you guts woe-ing?
Can you not get an intestinal transplant?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

It's my insides, my back feels like, erm, you know when you need to click your fingers or something but you can't, and someone is pressing a really blunt object very strongly into it.
my left hand side from my moobs down (my belly) feels like it's going to both explode and implode.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

It's probably just appendicitis then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Yeah', I think so, had it 3 times last year and it's the same thing.
Well, I went into hospital 3 times with it, had these pains about 8-10 times but most of the times it cleared up on it's own.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)

:(
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Sheesh that's grim
hope you feel better soon!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)