provincial little party blog is not of interest to anyone
and parties have been done to death. and birthday beakering has also been done to death. can't somebody think of a more interesting question, for fuck's fucking sake?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

how's this for a question:
why don't you shut up and fuck off?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)

because you would miss me too much
next?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)

flippant.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)

i am in severe amounts of pain today
because the washing machine has snapped the wire in my bra and i didn't notice before putting it on. now i have the choice between having a really sharp piece of metal stabbing one of my breasts at regular but unexpected intervals - or tugging it out and therefore having one of them lifted slightly higher than the other. which is not a great look. this is making me intensely irritable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)

*stabby bra lowfives*

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

they should make men like you
wear these things in their underwear
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

why would I want to wear your tits in my underwear?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

shits and giggles, Vippers
shits and giggles.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

having rswipe hanging by her tits from my boxers doesn't fit my definition of shits and giggles

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Hmmm. Enduring image, isn't it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

they'd get all stretched :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

yeah, but he can always buy some new ones.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

i meant my breasts
now i am thinking about vipros' stretchy gingery scrotum.

thanks badger. no, really. thanks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I was actually talking about his boxer shorts getting stretched due to critical breast volume
but, y'know, if you want to think long and hard about his pendulous wrinkled coppery scrotum, staring at you like the face of a particularly sad baby orang-utan, then go right ahead. No-one's stopping you
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:37, Reply)

gingery?
where the hell did you get that from?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I dunno either
but I'm running well with that, so don't spoil the moment.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)

it's too late
I've taken offence
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)

*starts tugging it out*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)

it one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)

haha
good work, boys
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

You could remove your bra and go for the "Massi women in the sarengetti" look.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

+ve

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

'National Geographic tits' (c) Viz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

You could always take the wire out
and then spend the day sitting or standing at a slight angle to level them out?

that, or gaffer tape the sharp bit up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Just unleash the puppies
Let them both swing wild and free
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I do that sometimes.
it's liberating.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Me too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Hon! lovely as you are, there's not much there to swing.
*jealouses*
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

You're jealous of chompy's micro-penis?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

this is true. I want bigger ones.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)

hmm. Feral breasts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

what part of my desk
(which is covered in deeds and documents and textbooks) do you think might contain something as practical as gaffer tape?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Pop out to M&S and buy a new one ffs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

the m&s near me is only a simply food
i'd have to fashion my own from two coconut halves and some celery strings.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)

And your point is?
The castaway look is very much in vogue this summer, just look at Monty, he's got the "been stuck on an island in the same clothes, without a wash or shave for 3 months" look down to a t!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:36, Reply)

sellotape, then. Or blu-tack.
honestly, for someone as smart as you, you're showing a poor grasp of improvisation....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

awww
you think i'm smart??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)

it's probably too late to drop in an "allegedly" now, isn't it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)