PS Chompy
Sensible move. If you have an alcoholocaust pending, preparing yourself for it as best you can makes complete sense. It also makes you a lightweight, but I'll overlook this because I fancy you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright Lusty?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I find the best preparation for these sort of events
Is these sort of events.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)

My life is one long preparation for these sort of events.
I call it 'Pre-Tox'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)

my brain mixed this sentence to say Megan Fox

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Hahahahaha! Pre-tox!
Love it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

My chum's wife gave me a 2-hour lifestyle bollocking last night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I get that occaisionally.
I channel it to reign myself in a bit.

Otherwise...
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

It became less tiresome after a while because I downed two bottles of wine whilst she was telling me off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

That, Monty
Is why she will likely feel the need to lecture you again.

Caners - One
Those that care - Nil.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Did your chum not feel the need to step in and tell her to put a sock in it?
Personally I've always found it really fucking embarrassing when previous partners have started lecturing my friends on how they ought to live their lives.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

It'll be warm bags of wine out of waxed paper cups for breakfast
from wednesday to sunday.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

puke

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Wine? Really?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Yeah, when you've got to lug it accross a valley you choose the lightest form of alcohol you can find.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Last Sonisphere
my brother decided he was going to be an adult and took a shooting stick and boxes of red wine to avoid being a lager-swilling oik. Unfortunately his plan unravelled after a couple of days when he decided it would be 'funny' to remove the wine from its box, stick the bag down his trousers and have the tap sticking out of his fly, generating what he genuinely believed to be extreme lols wherever he went.

He is 40.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

In his defence
this would make me laugh a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

me too
I wish I'd seen him there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Maybe you did.
Did you see a 'wrong grail' Harry Potter on your travels?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I may have
but I was more or less constantly drinking lager and jagermeister and smoking spliffs, so I was slightly impaired
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Ha ha, you shouldn't have told me that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I think white wine would be more effective for this wheeze.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Unless you screamed in pain every time you filled your cup

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

haha
edit: have you seen that there is now a "power ballot" for Sonisphere day tickets?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I laughed.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

True story
There is evidence on DVD......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)