SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
Woo!
Reasons today is great:
Spanish Grand Prix
Last Game of the Premier League Season (which you might like because it's the *last* for 3 months if you like)
I've stayed under 13 stone the whole week (I think skipping the traditional "Under 13St Celebratory 15" Pizza and bottle of wine" may have had something to do with that)

Why's your Sunday great?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 May 2011, 10:36, 45 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

apologies
pizza black rubber cock
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 22 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

But of course

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

lolololololololol

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 22 May 2011, 11:48, Reply)

15" black rubber cocks
don't make you fatter

they are the healthy option
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

They make a bit of you fatter
as it moves aside.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 22 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

but it's mostly air once
it's taken out, you could squeeze that out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

*Queefs*

(Bazongaloid, Sun 22 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

no way
if you take all 15" you ain't gonna shit right for a week.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

JESUS FUCK A MONG
I bent down in the gym locker room to pick up a sock and stood up directly under the open locker door.

No blood but there's a massive lump.

(sorry that my story involving a massive bulge and bending over at the gym isn't ruder but my head FUCKING HURTS)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

*there there*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Back from stag do and bar a few superficial
Wounds, in one piece.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)

is this the one where you went wrestling
and drove big trucks and other manly things?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

wrestling, golf, lots of drinking, I have a black eye and a cut nose.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Is that from the golf?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)

yeah, he plays REAL man's golf

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

the royal rumble gor very out of hand, very quickly.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Medieval golf ftw

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

He uses a pigs head

(Bazongaloid, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)

uses has
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

My Sunday is great
because today my ex agreed to start letting my daughter stay over at mine starting in July. This is fucking major for me, dull as it doubtless is to you.

I've also had a great morning with said child, followed by a visit to the remarkably good Museum of London Docklands followed by a cheeky pint and in less than two minutes I shall be nomming down on slow-roasted belly pork.

I've got a great bottle of wine, beer in the fridge and some executive quality marijuana for pudding.

Chin chin*

*no offence Lab
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

nice!
I saw this and thought of you.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Hahahahhahaha magnificent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:20, Reply)

CAN WE GET A HELL YEAH?!?!?!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:51, Reply)

WooooooOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOO

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:20, Reply)

My legs are finally going brown and i'm having Lebanese food for dinner.
WOOOooooooOOOoOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooBarbaraStreisand!
( girlinthehole, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Are you going to be getting your legs out next weekend then?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

My legs won't be the only things I'll be getting out if you're lucky.

( girlinthehole, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:52, Reply)

thought that read lesbian food

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Wow
3-0 down and our most inconsistent player scores a hat-trick to salvage the draw.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Things I did today by Pauly Pops, aged 27 (and a bit).
- Saw a girl who I thought was Mercadeez From Hollyoaks serving me bacon sandwich and the garden centre. With a younger sister who I thought to myself reminded me of a cheap porno with a girl from the country and a guy from the city.
- Cleaned up Dad's stone, paid my respects and all that.
- Fell asleep in the car while Ma' did more garden centre stuff.
- Went to see Pirates of the Caribeen 4, my first 3D Film evah.
- Got home and went onto Richersounds's website to see how much a 3D telly would cost.... decided it's affordable this year.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:14, Reply)

You might be able to answer this
I had Wild Duck Ravioli with red wine and balsamic vinegar for dinner, what sort of sauce would you put with that? I went for Arrabiata - red peppers, garlic and chilli in a tomato base. It was alright but I'm wondering if a cheese or cream sauce might have been better.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Was the red wine and balsamic very pronounced? If so, I think maybe a simple garlic infused olive oil rather than a proper sauce. Or maybe masciponi based tomarto ?
Maybe just melted butter?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:52, Reply)

it was pretty rich
I am now thinking just folding some pesto into it might have been nice, I was I think hung up on a pasta dish requiring an actual sauce.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:17, Reply)

damn the pair of you
I have tomato ketchup abd cottage cheese on pasta
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:18, Reply)

haha

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:25, Reply)

it was not a taste sensation

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

get some good stuff in your fridge
it's just as easy to make nice meals cheaply from nice stuff as from crap stuff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:36, Reply)

not when you're me it's not
I'm crap at both cooking and shopping. I stare at the fridge and it does not inspire me to make amazing things like you guys
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)

decide what your protein is:
chicken, beef, pork etc
decide what sauce you want:
Cream, tomato, wine etc

then google or use a recipe search. I use www.supercook.com - you can tell it what you got and it aggregates recipes from dozens of sites ordered by how many ingredients you already have. Then nip out and buy the rest and whip it up. I've got about a dozen one pan recipes that are great, I keep mushrooms and cream and leeks and onions in my fridge, and cartons of chopped tomatoes in my cupboard because I can always make stuff out of them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:46, Reply)

cheers!
My problem with meat is I forget I have it. It's easier to just make things from stuff that doesn't go off quick
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I tend to buy a couple of chicken breasts
or a couple of pork chops, and then do two chicken or pork recipes in a row. I know proper grown-ups plan their meals for the whole week, but I'm not quite there yet...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:11, Reply)

i just don't buy things because they cost lots of money
and I'm sure I'll make a mess of them somehow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Besides, you don't know what you'll want a week before the fact.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:26, Reply)

I tend to buy them on the way home from work
so that's about an hour before the fact...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Because I have some lovely people in my life.
I visited Eccles for the first time ever this weekend and met some kittums.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:27, Reply)