It's my birthday

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:20, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

FUCK YOU
not really*

*no really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

*BZZZ*
Can't use the same joke twice in a day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

If it impresses sportscow, it doesn't impress me.
Little tip there.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

He is the yin to my yang

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I feel the same way about Wormulous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Most people do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Happy Birthday Chompy, have a drink on me...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Can't, diet. Anyway celebrations are happening saturday when I will ignore that part of the diet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Very wise, anyway you can always drink gin and slim

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

What sort of diet are you trying?
I tried Atkins but just can't shift these thunder thighs :(
(TheColonel, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Needs MOAR bacon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

It's a variation on the South beach diet.
I'm doing the vegetarian one, apart from breakfasts where I can have (not very nice low fat) bacon
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Oh those fucking bacon medallion things? They are shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Nah, normal back bacon but only unsmoked and dry cured with no added sugar/salt
and I HAVE TO CUT OFF THE FAT :(
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I find the "eat less pies" diet works best
Common fucking sense diet is the best.
"Is it fried?"
"It is full of fat?"
"Is it fruit and veg?"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

also
"is there fucking loads of it?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

This is basically eat as much as you like, which is why I chose it.
But no sugar at all, low fat, low complex carbs. But you can eat as much none starchy veg and low fat meat as you want.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

that doesn't sound too bad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

The basic idea of the diet is to only eat stuff that takes effort for your body to digest
that means that the energy is released slower and so the peaks of energy aren't stored as fat.
Could all be bollocks but I'll let you know in a few weeks if it's working.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I don't put much black pudding and cake in my stir-frys

(TheColonel, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

DIETARY ADVICE HERE!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Neither do I, I think it's only NakedApe that does

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

It's an acquired taste

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

For fuck's sake Nakers, you're clearly not a PROFESSOR of fucking spelling are you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I find words with two sets of double letters very difficult

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I find not killing you very difficult.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:16, Reply)

that seems to be my natural diet anyway.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

You want crystal meth, mate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I didn't go through three years of teenage braces
to take crystal meth.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

No candle = no birthday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I would like to wish you a very happy birthday.
Surely one day off the diet/wagon is permissible?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Nah, I'm having a party on Saturday,
I'm not one of those people (girls) who think they deserve a whole week of celebration for their birthdays.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Fair enough.
When you've had as many of them as I have, birthdays are not something to celebrate anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Make the most of them, you've only got a few left.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Thought for the day, there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:42, Reply)

ha ha, I was going for Zing of the day.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Happy Birthday fella

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)