As I am under 35, I will move on to the Alt:
a. I watched an original episode of Doctor Who (well an old one). It was hilarious. Ly bad. But in the best way.
b. I walked into a doorframe yesterday but that's all par for the course.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:48, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

a) what was it about? I may have to watch it.
b) I did that the other day. it wasn't fun.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 May 2011, 8:49, Reply)

It was the first one of a mini-series- "Genesis of the Daleks"
I'd drunk several glasses of red wine by that point so was a big giggly.
As for the latter, I came home yesterday so had MASSIVE BAGS. And I have no spacial awareness :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Are they fun bags?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:51, Reply)

The largest is a boring grey colour.
Not particularly "fun"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Did your breasts overbalance you?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:51, Reply)

They haven't done in a while
I have knocked things over with them, and they keep me from playing pool.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Are you ba$hing?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:54, Reply)

All the cool people are going to Blousies
Anyone that isn't, or hasn't been allowed to, is a boring twat with a personal hygiene problem. The only exception to this is Clendrix who has lots of important work to do.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:56, Reply)

^this
Be there or be square!
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I don't have a choice!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I thought you were coming?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I was meant to be, but my friend bought me gig tickets for my birthday
And the gig is tomorrow night, in Leeds.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)

OMG! Is it Green Day!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Nope, if it was them I'd have told him to fuck off, and going to the Bash instead
Sadly It's got a few damn good bands on, so I don't really want to miss it. I even checked if there were any trains to Todmorden once it finished, but the last one is at 10:30, so that's a no.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

A few good bands
If you're 12.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Ooooooo, Burn.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Yep, but who doesn't enjoy revisiting their youth?
Granted, when Blousie does it we're treated to flickery pictures, and ragtime piano...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Oof! Harsh times
Mayhap we shall dance the Charleston this weekend.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Didn't we once have a chat about High Rise?
In which case you FUCKING RULE, DUUUDE.

If not, piss off you fucking cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I like Reel Big Fish and Less Than Jake
I have not heard of any of the others. None the less, I hope you have fun.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Goldfinger are very good as well.
They're a bunch of protesting twats, but their music is superb.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

A bunch of 'rollers', you mean?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Worse
Vegan protesting twats.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Oh dear. Oh dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

My thoughts exactly

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I've got a bunch of Less Than Jake mp3s
Didn't realise they were still going.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Aye, they're fucking brilliant live

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Is it CombiChrist at InFest?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Never listened to them, and that's in Bradford.
Sorry to disappoint, Monty!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

OH MAN YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL YOU'VE HEARD 'FUCK THAT SHIT' BY 'THE CHRIST'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I AM THE CHRIST, YOU FOOL!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)

OH YEAH, SORRY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Yes, yes I am.
Then Crow is coming back to visit Lacedaemonia and meet the ancestral tiger. And my dad.

I'm taking him to a pub that used to be a public toilet, to make him feel at home.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Is Crowsephine coming tomorrow?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:00, Reply)

He's already up, visiting his bezzie in Leeds

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Hahaha!
I totally have a double bed for you and Crow available at my sisters but no jiggy jiggy as it's my nephew's bed.
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Aww thank you!
Do I still need to bring a sleeping bag, just in case? Crow has his anyway. Or he should do...

And of course not, I do have some sense of courtesy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Yeah! bring it just in case : )
I know, I was joking. I have no probs you being rogered while bent over his TV though.
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:03, Reply)

You'll be using the bathtub like normal people instead.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Shit, totally forgot a sleeping bag.
Knew there was something. Heading over straight from work you see.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Spin one from your own jizz, like a pornographic silk worm

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Then I could wait 'til it hardens
Then burst from it like a beautiful butterfly.
Or a manky jizz-stained cunt.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)

See you soon hon : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Hurrah!
About half six-ish I reckon. Train from Wakefield to Leeds are fairly frequent.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Like the passing of guiness and meat based stools

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)

An apt comparison with Wakefield some would say

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)