I'd still give Mirren one.
She's on my list.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The shitlist
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

The over fifties list.
Susan Sarandon and Jane Seymour are both on it, they'll be happy to know.

I can't wait for next year. Liz Hurley will qualify.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I'd do Seymour until her pelvis was just a pile of dust.
And then I'd have another quick go, for luck.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Can I have her when you're done?

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Dr Quinn
Cum bucket
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)

lol

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Dr Quim, more like!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

What's left of her, sure.
In Live and Let Die she was almost mind-alteringly fit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

truth

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

She managed to make a Roger Moore bond film
Actually good. In fact that films full of weird things like that, for example a Paul and Linda McCartney song that doesn't make me want to go on a murderous rampage.
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

It was the first Bond flick I ever saw
and remains a firm favourite to this day.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Gail out of Coronation Street

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

You need psychiatric help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Haha!
No chin for your balls to rest on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Alright then, her Mam.
Miss Popoff or whatever her name is?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

She is actually better

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)

*Rentaghost fives*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

*Claypole tens*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

You go for the startled gerbil look, then?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

You could fill her cheeks up

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Clicking this.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I've never seen a human being more like a camel in my entire life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

You love her humps

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

What?
She looks like a mallard.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Tim Burton could have saved a fortune on makeup during filming of planet of the apes
if he had just hired her instead.
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

that film was unmitigated shite

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Gimme back my monkey

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

True
and on an unreleated note the remake of War of the World was so shit I walked out of the cinema for a ciggie three times
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I can't decide which was worse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

It is like choosing between
left nut cancer and right nut cancer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

yes it is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Why the fuck they can't just make a big budget film of the book
set in Victorian England? There is a version out there but apparently it's dire and has never been released in cinemas.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

it is dire.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Same with Time Machine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Because you can't source serious American money
without it being set in America, or a film about cheeky Cockney gangsters.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

War Of The Worlds (the Tom Cruise version) is the single worst film I've ever paid money to see.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I went to see Barb Wire
when I was 14.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Fucking hell man *sympathy*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)

At least Pam got her tits out.
The only tit in WOTW was Tom Cruise.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Wut!!!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I can't believe so many of you even know who that is
I don't have the first clue.

you dribbling lackwits
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

That's because you are stoned out of you're gourd by 7.30 on a weeknight! ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I tend to have a joint or two at about 10 during the week.
but that is beside the point.

Soaps are fucking awful shite. Same as crap like the Apprentice. I don't want to watch stuff about morons, real or fictional, unless they are getting hurt.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I don't watch the massive pile of shite
but I know who she is on account of being subjected to it by my mum years ago.

Anyone who says that Corrie is a masterpiece of comedy and drama is talking bollocks. From the bits I recall or have been subjected to when visiting relatives who watch the tawdry, dribbling pile of Mancunian offal, it's a programme in which the wimmin are all strong and feisty, and the blokes are either as camp as Butlins or weak and weasely specimens whose only purpose in life is to either be nasty, or downtrodden by their domineering missus.

Also, it's shit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

it's not just one soap I have issue with
it's all of them.

Over-dramatic shite. A couple of the Australian ones have produced good actors, like Guy Pearce, but the British ones are fucking crap.

Although I did note that a bird from Hollyoaks is a whore/slave in Game of Thrones which is nice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I used to live with a BIRD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I didn't expect you to choose to watch it.
can't say the same for the others.

That's not necessarily an excuse though. I live with a bird, who doesn't watch fucking awful shite on tv
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I used to go to university.

( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

so did I
and as such have seen every episode of Friends about 4000 times, but I still have never ever seen an episode of Coronation Street.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

:( I have no excuse.
*visibly wilts*
( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Friends is even worse than corrie
At least in corrie someone gets stabbed every now and then.
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Witherspoon?

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

No With a Knife!

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

At least Friends doesn't try and pretend it is realistic
or not silly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Or good

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

yeah

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Mind you, when I was at uni my flatmate watched nothing but Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I blame him for my hideous internet addiction as I hid in my room with a 56k modem
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

But Buffy's brilliant.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Damned right

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

my ex watched Buffy religiously
I've seen every episode of that too. Still better than any british soap
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

It's harmless.
And keeps the idiot lantern flickering.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I have no experience with Coronation Street
but I can certainly say that Hollyoaks isn't harmless. It's so fucking shite it hurts, and that's before the brain damage it causes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I am happy to do all the cooking
washing up and laundry just so I can be in the Kitchen when Hollyoaks is on. It kills more brain cells than any of the massive drugs.
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

totally agree

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

My mate claims hollyoaks is a fucking good show
if you mute it.
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

if you like ugly fucking chav girls
there have been a few who have been alright, but even they sound like fucking morons.

Roxanne McKee is apparently the one who is now in Game of Thrones. She was one of the best looking and has a nice accent.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

She has a nice arse too

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)

she does
you get to see it in Game of Thrones
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

indeed!

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Thats my excuse too
I walked in to the room and exclaimed what the fuck is that thing doing on our telly! "Its Gail from corrie" said the wife.
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)