I'm slightly hungover and I need a cuddle but I have an egg salad sammich so that will have to do.
What does the day hold in store for you?

Alt: Why do we do this to ourselves?

Oh God! I don't remember changing my sig. What the hell does it mean?
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:13, 98 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It means you've fallen for a shoot em up character

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:35, Reply)

Must have been on the telly last night.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

It sounds like you have been sniffing the hair dye bottle.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Egg salad?
I'm ashamed of you Blousie.

Duke Nukem Forever is a game, should be awesome.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:37, Reply)

bet it's shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Bet you're shit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:43, Reply)

so's your face.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)

So's your Mum

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Teaching a year 6 class fractions,
Supervising the advanced group whilst they finish their doctor who script then playing poker tonight.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Your life ROCKS.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Today feels like win

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)

I love fractions.
Well, half of me does.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Can you express that as a decimal as well please.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Decimals are for cunts.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)

I'm divided

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I'm really hungover
I drank 4 bottle of headfuckingly strong ale and then opened and finished a bottle of port. I woke up this morning soooo excited about the cycle ride to work.
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Yay for desk jobs.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Yay for Steve Jobs..

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)

I wish he would hurry up and die
Watching a corpse walking around showing off fisher price toys puts me off my dinner.
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)

He'll hang on until Bill Gates croaks it.
His dying words will be "I win."
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)

I'm very glad to have one right now
And this coffee. I am not glad to have 3 widescreen monitors staring at me.
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Which ales?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Its called Beheaded. Its a local one
In fact I have sent Monty some so he will eventually be able to tell you what its like. Current batch came in at 8.1% and is very tasty
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Oof, that sounds rather vicious
And yet, I want some...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Sorry sent it all to Mr Boyce and drank the rest.

( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)

You can get it in Asda apparently

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

No ASDA close to me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Order some online
www.cornishrealales.co.uk/10-litre-poly-pins/20-10-litre-beheaded-strong-beer.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)

You alright honey?
Having you listened to the Blousie song yet and told the world you're ready to take it on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Not today Jeff.
Today the world can get to fuck.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:57, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)

If anything happens today to distinguish it from yesterday I'll be amazed
Tomorrow has the benefit of being Friday.

Alt: Hopeless optimism that it wont turn out so bad this time. Like buying things from certain kebab shops.

I changed my sig to a Monster Squad quote the other night when I was drunk and watching it. I don't remember actually doing it though.
I think yours is from one of them computer game things like Bubble Bobble
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Eh...
Someone recommend me some decent websites to read to pass the day. Not The Daily Mash, Empire Online or XKCD, I know them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Hi hon!
www.out.com/index.asp?
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)

HA HA FUCKING HA

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Sorry!
But if you can't beat them, join them.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Technically it should be the other way round
I'm pretty sure you were gay before I even knew what a girl was.

Why do you want to beat me?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I'd rather you beat me to be honest : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Sorry Blousie, I'm not into that
And if I was, I'd probably pick a fight with a woman who couldn't kick my head in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Try to do the lists on here..
www.quizardry.com

They're good timewasters
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)

No idea what made you think of me with this....
Cheers mate, that's right up my street.

Street. Not alley.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)

www.oglaf.com
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)

That is so funny and soooo rude.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)

it's brilliant
if a little strange
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Stupid work firewall!
Thanks anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Bit geeky, good read though
www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=1
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I approve
Cheers fella
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I looked through a few pages of that
none of them came close to even making me smile.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Speak your branes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)

wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_tell_your_parents_you_are_gay
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)

take up rollerblading

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

They've probably twigged from the gayroom dancing

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Have you read this?
www.funfactsfilo.co.uk ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

New angle
Like it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)

This...
choppingblock.keenspot.com/d/20110214.html

Always makes me smile
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Today...
I shall move some money between my hedge funds, decide on the interior for my new lambo, purchase a new island or two, discover a new element for the periodic table, cure aids and successfully rehabilitate and release a rare chinese tiger into the wild. By then it should be lunch and I think I'll probably have a sandwich with cheese.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Watch out for the cucumbers over there though.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)

On tv last night...
They had someone eating a salad while the audience cheered him on like he was some kind of superhero. This ecoli thing is amusing (provided you don't have it)
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:35, Reply)

+ stop drinking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

You are Tony Stark AICMFP

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I had the best steak frites and hollandaise sauce in the world last night
with a lovely bottle of rioja and I feel absolutely fine this morning, good times!

Morning all!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I have a cheeky Chez Gerrard lunch today.
Steak Frites all the way!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Top stuff, I had a bavette
which is the flank, I finished and could have eaten another straight away.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Bone in Rib-Eye for me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I have a steak sandwich on tiger bread with
caramelised red onion chutney for lunch. Is it lunchtime yet? I want that sarnie!!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)

You only had 14 hours to destroy the world yesterday as well
I don't think supervillains get to set their own timetables with such flexibility
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Meh...
I'll do it tomorrow
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Top answer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)

You got a more proactive level of supervillainy in my day

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I had cold pizza for breakfast
it's the breakfast of champions.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Meat Feast?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Nah it was a posh sainsburys one with chicken and pepperami.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)

You've changed, man

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Champion Darkness watching lolfatties

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)

We made pizzas using a piadina base last night, they were luvverly

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I NO RITE
I've got some more in, I'm addicted.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)

We sometimes use ciabatta cut in half for french bread pizza type things..
..but I think we're going to stick with these now
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Software release today
One of the teams based offsite who have tasks in this have just phoned up as they are having issues following the instructions we sent them. Have just explained that there's some big red instructions above the bit they're trying to do that need doing first.

"It would have been nice to have had more time to study these notes."
"You've had them for two weeks."
"I don't think this part was discussed."
"How could it be if you're only now reading the instructions."
"Well... mumble, mumble *hangs up*"

Haha, fuck off you disorganised, lazy, obstructive cunts. It's all on you if you fuck it up, we've bent over backwards to make it piss-easy and can prove we have too.

So I shall be smugging the smug of the righteous.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

ITlolz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Good smugging

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)

You totally smugged him off.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Well today I added some b3tans back to facebook
If you were one then feel special.
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)

YOU FUCKING BASTARD

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

*checks*
*cries*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

By the way
I don't know any of your real names so its been hard to find you and I did suggest people gaz me :P Only two people did and they got added. I've taken a guess at blousies though.
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)

My info is on my profile

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

OK!

( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Pull the other one sunshine
Everyone knows my name
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I only know your first name, your job, your home town and your hair

( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

And my age
Don't forget my age
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Ah yes!
but not enough to find you on arsebook
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)

My name is Hawk Steele

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Is there a B3ta pool of anxious hopefuls sitting somewhere on Facebook..
..and you just cherry-pick the ones you want?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Thats pretty much it
To make it on to my list you have to have a special type of autisms
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:51, Reply)

wooo, I'm special!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Of course you're special!

( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I can sense your tone of voice even through the internet
and I do not approve
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Damn you!
I was imagining patting you on the head as I said it.

Werther's Original?
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)