I'm also full of the joys of summer
as my wife told me not to expect her to be there when I get home. I also caught her looking at quickie divorce pages online
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:32, 10 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Have you been shagging Apey?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Oof, seriously?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Yup
Personally I fully expect her to be there when I get home. But I suppose you lot will be the first to know.
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:59, Reply)

That's really shitty fella, hope things work out well

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Ooo fuck.
That's not good. Hope it all goes well for you.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Fuck.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Is it because you've been looking for quickies online?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Worse
Yesterday I used to wrong oven glove. The added up to hundreds of other minor things have apparently pushed her over the edge, though she can't think of an individual crime worse than using a tea towel to mop up a spilt cup of tea.
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Oh, you massive cunt.
I can't believe you did that etc.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I'll bet you once put a knife in the area allocated for forks in the cutlery tray as well
You heartless swine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)

You know what you did, you swine!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

If she has to tell you what you did
you don't love her enough.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I know what I did, she yelled at me for using the wrong oven glove whilst making her a roast dinner
I told her I didn't care.
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Do you still want to make it work?

( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Yes
Very much so, I just don't give a shit about oven gloves and tea towels so it's never going to work between us obviously. To be honest I'd never leave her, I love my spawn too much.
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Then I hope it gets sorted out.

( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I'm sure it will be fine
She's probably just on her period or something
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Hasn't she just had a kid?
She could be suffering from post natal depression
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Shes just stopped feeding
so hormonal problems may very well be the cause of her mentaloverateatowelitus
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Buy her a new pair of oven gloves.
But make sure you buy her a good quality pair. I once did a deal to buy 1000 pairs of oven gloves at just 50p a pair.

What a mistake. I ended up getting my fingers burnt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

SPANG!

( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Is SPANG good or bad?
I'm not down with the kids.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Nicked from TTO

( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

This is similar to the crap my ex used to come out with.
If I hung the washing out I got grief because it's going to rain. If I put it in the tumble dryer I got grief because I should have hung it out, etc.

All her sniping was just a symptom of an underlying malaise with our relationship.

She was also a fat munter, which didn't help.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Ok, my problems seem fairly minor now...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

*massive sadface*
You've been hinting there were problems on here for a while though, haven't you?
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

It's another one on the market Blousie, quick get your face on!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Fuck yeah!
He's my type and all.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Freshly crushed by life?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

It turns me on when they cry as they're fucking me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)

The lack of self esteem will prove to be fertile ground bgb
He'll be eating your shit in no time at all
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)

HAHAHA!
It isn't Kroney
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)

You mistake me for some kind of pervert Rory.
This saddens me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)

B!tch3z ain't $hit.
Never forget this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

That's grim
unless she's minging.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Sad times.
Did you add an ex on your newly reinstated FaceSpace account?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Nope
but she has asked me who every single female B3ta member is.
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I hope you told her there are no women on the Internet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I say the same thing everytime
"Oh its just a friend from London" All B3tans are from London you see.
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

You've missed the opportunity to be honest there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)