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What 'unattractive' celebrities do you find attractive?
eg. Miss Hoolie off Balamory, Hazel Irvine, Jimmy Krankie, etc...
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:25, 195 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
What 'unattractive' celebrities do you find attractive?
eg. Miss Hoolie off Balamory, Hazel Irvine, Jimmy Krankie, etc...
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:25, 195 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Miss Hoolie can get tae fack
Her nose is fucking massive. Josie Jump would get it though
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Her nose is fucking massive. Josie Jump would get it though
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
And weather
I saw our local weather lady Trai Anfield in Sainsburys - TRUFAX.
She is fit!
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
I saw our local weather lady Trai Anfield in Sainsburys - TRUFAX.
She is fit!
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
I can think of a couple of reasons
You don't get to count this one because if you take Lohan Classic, circa Mean Girls, she's damn fine
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
You don't get to count this one because if you take Lohan Classic, circa Mean Girls, she's damn fine
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Because she'd be a cheap date.
What with her being banned from drinking. You should take her to a Harvester. Free refills on the soft drinks and I'd imagine being an actress she'd be watching her weight.
So whilst you can have an 'Early Bird' scampi and chips, she'd probably be content with the free salad bar.
I fear I may have over thought this answer
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
What with her being banned from drinking. You should take her to a Harvester. Free refills on the soft drinks and I'd imagine being an actress she'd be watching her weight.
So whilst you can have an 'Early Bird' scampi and chips, she'd probably be content with the free salad bar.
I fear I may have over thought this answer
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
He's not circumcised
It occurs to me that anyone who hasn't seen Fargo will think I've kicked Steve Buscemi's back doors in
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
It occurs to me that anyone who hasn't seen Fargo will think I've kicked Steve Buscemi's back doors in
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I'm not sure I'd ever describe cutting off part of a child's cock as "popular"
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nothing
but living in america it's become a bit of a taboo since most men are
I don't think I've ever seen one uncircumcised
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
but living in america it's become a bit of a taboo since most men are
I don't think I've ever seen one uncircumcised
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
are they really?
how odd. It's not like they're all secretly Jewish.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
how odd. It's not like they're all secretly Jewish.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
They used to do it for health and hygiene reasons, laughably.
It used to be standard practice at birth. Don't know if it still is.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)
It used to be standard practice at birth. Don't know if it still is.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)
yeah, I reckon they just choose for them since babies are crying mostly after they're born
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why is it mental?
I'm genuinely curious, I know nowt about why it's done.
I just think it's makes a man's penis look very nice.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
I'm genuinely curious, I know nowt about why it's done.
I just think it's makes a man's penis look very nice.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Because the foreskin evolved for health and hygiene reasons.
That is, in fact, it's primary purpose i.e. protecting the incredibly sensitive glans. When it's cut off, the glans has to then callous in order to protect itself, which robs the man of a great deal of sensitivity.
It's like cutting off the clitoral hood at birth.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
That is, in fact, it's primary purpose i.e. protecting the incredibly sensitive glans. When it's cut off, the glans has to then callous in order to protect itself, which robs the man of a great deal of sensitivity.
It's like cutting off the clitoral hood at birth.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Removal of the foreskin helps prevent spread of HIV
as it's where the virus hangs out after initial infection, I believe. Or at least, transmission of HIV in circumcised men is lower than in a control group of equal risk men.
Also, personally, I think it looks nicer. And it's certainly been the case - not that I have slept with enough people to say that this is statistical certainty - that circumcised men don't come as quickly.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)
as it's where the virus hangs out after initial infection, I believe. Or at least, transmission of HIV in circumcised men is lower than in a control group of equal risk men.
Also, personally, I think it looks nicer. And it's certainly been the case - not that I have slept with enough people to say that this is statistical certainty - that circumcised men don't come as quickly.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)
I've seen Fargo and I don't remember Buscemi's cock being in it
One or other of us is repressing, clearly
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
One or other of us is repressing, clearly
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
That bit where Marge is interviewing the two girls in the bar?
Where the famous "he was kinda funny-lookin'" bit came from?
Marge says to one of them "Can you tell me anything else about him?" and she replies "He wasn't circumcised!"
I'm into film.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Where the famous "he was kinda funny-lookin'" bit came from?
Marge says to one of them "Can you tell me anything else about him?" and she replies "He wasn't circumcised!"
I'm into film.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Rebecca Black.
I know she's only 13, but what's a 3 year age gap these days? :-P
Go on, CMITF.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I know she's only 13, but what's a 3 year age gap these days? :-P
Go on, CMITF.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I know the answer to your first question
but cannot bring myself to provide it
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
but cannot bring myself to provide it
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
The scary thing is that you're 43, so it's more like a 30 year gap
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Nah not Bert, just some random nutter who has problems leaving the front door
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So would a 5 month one for me.
But rain falls from the sky, Birds flky, and many 16 year olds screw 14-15 year olds.
I'd wait a year tbh.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
But rain falls from the sky, Birds flky, and many 16 year olds screw 14-15 year olds.
I'd wait a year tbh.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
I was always quite taken with the Rubenesque Donna out of Holby City...
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Bloody hell, is this "New people come out of the woodwork day"?
I have to say, it is actually quite nice to have some new posters, though looking at this persons profile makes me worry that they wear a Simpsons tie and say "I'm mad me" at parties.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I have to say, it is actually quite nice to have some new posters, though looking at this persons profile makes me worry that they wear a Simpsons tie and say "I'm mad me" at parties.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Billie Piper
Absolutely no idea why as she has a strange face.
EDIT: Oh yeah, I've worked it out now.
BECAUSE I WANT TO! BECAUSE I WANT TO!
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Absolutely no idea why as she has a strange face.
EDIT: Oh yeah, I've worked it out now.
BECAUSE I WANT TO! BECAUSE I WANT TO!
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
she's smokin'
oh man, and Iddo Goldberg that played in Secret Diary, he is so fucking hot oh my god
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
oh man, and Iddo Goldberg that played in Secret Diary, he is so fucking hot oh my god
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I've seen a few bits of her prossie program and she has a great body
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Oh yeah.
Going for a few liveners at five. Should be starving by 7.30.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Going for a few liveners at five. Should be starving by 7.30.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)
There's a girl at my school who looks like Billie Piper
but even fitter.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
but even fitter.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Anne Widdecombe is even fitter than Billie Piper.
Although I'd still shag her, just so I could demand violent anal - and when she tearfully asks me why I'd want such a thing, I could say
'BECAUSE I WANT TO, BECAUSE I WANT TO'
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Although I'd still shag her, just so I could demand violent anal - and when she tearfully asks me why I'd want such a thing, I could say
'BECAUSE I WANT TO, BECAUSE I WANT TO'
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
you would, effectively
be stirring Chris Evans' porridge though. THINK ABOUT THAT.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)
be stirring Chris Evans' porridge though. THINK ABOUT THAT.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Victoria Coren
I saw her at the station the other day; cracking rack
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I saw her at the station the other day; cracking rack
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I see what you're saying!
4.bp.blogspot.com/_3vCIjQkMqvM/TOXKipW1PDI/AAAAAAAAB-w/iqyDPGSibxs/s400/victoria_coren_cleavage.jpg
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
4.bp.blogspot.com/_3vCIjQkMqvM/TOXKipW1PDI/AAAAAAAAB-w/iqyDPGSibxs/s400/victoria_coren_cleavage.jpg
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
you do know that reads as if you're a virgin
and you're amazingly glad to have found a little virgin pal to play with, don't you? Maybe if you're super nice to him you can both loose your V-Plates together.
That said, of course he fucking is, he's 16 and hideous.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
and you're amazingly glad to have found a little virgin pal to play with, don't you? Maybe if you're super nice to him you can both loose your V-Plates together.
That said, of course he fucking is, he's 16 and hideous.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Is her brother Giles?
I'd finger her and force him to lick my finger.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
I'd finger her and force him to lick my finger.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
I tried this a couple of weeks ago and got bollocked for saying Sarah Silverman
Apparently she's not borderline but a full on hottie.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Apparently she's not borderline but a full on hottie.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Sarah Silverman, the fat bird from Location Location Location and for some reason, Mandy from accounts.
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Kirstie Allsopp would get it big time. As would Beenie.
Apart from when she's pregnant and covered in cold sores.
Actually I still would.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Apart from when she's pregnant and covered in cold sores.
Actually I still would.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)
You could help her with a property redevelopment by kicking her back doors in.
*Lad LOLZ*
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
*Lad LOLZ*
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
"knock down a couple of interior walls and re-plaster her facade" ?
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She has spat out so many kids, I'd imagine her clunge is like Nikki Lauda's ears.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
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I'd still go for her, despite being a filthy Tory.
It's the voice I think. God that's a sexy voice. It's like liquid chocolate infused with honey.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
It's the voice I think. God that's a sexy voice. It's like liquid chocolate infused with honey.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
How?
Did he fall over in the street? Or get his fingers slammed in a car door?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Did he fall over in the street? Or get his fingers slammed in a car door?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Here's an even crazier idea:
He made a tiresome, self-induglent film in which he played a neurotic New York Jewish man who has problems relating to women?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
He made a tiresome, self-induglent film in which he played a neurotic New York Jewish man who has problems relating to women?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
She crosses many borders
She's the only female visible from space
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
She's the only female visible from space
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
I liked Viz's tagline for that
'your brain says no but your nuts say go'
your mum
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
'your brain says no but your nuts say go'
your mum
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Just the usual
Billie Piper and Sarah Beenie.
The way Beenie says the word "profit" sends me straight to Def Con Bongle.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Billie Piper and Sarah Beenie.
The way Beenie says the word "profit" sends me straight to Def Con Bongle.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
breaking news - Sophie Ellis-Bextor found dead in the house of retired French footballer.
Turns out it's murder on Zidane's floor.
/gets coat.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Turns out it's murder on Zidane's floor.
/gets coat.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Every time somebody posts something like this I think "comedy has reached its lowest ebb"
and then some other cunt goes and proves me wrong.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)
and then some other cunt goes and proves me wrong.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)
ahh, so that's his demographic
I've often wondered, because he seems to keep making films, but I never understood who bought them, and there I thought you had taste.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)
I've often wondered, because he seems to keep making films, but I never understood who bought them, and there I thought you had taste.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)
well, this is something but still...
I feel soiled for sending you my nipples now.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I feel soiled for sending you my nipples now.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
it's about 2 friends who decideto make a porno
stars Seth whatsit and some forgettable blonde bint, never seen it but will bet my left nut it's as dismal as it sounds.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)
stars Seth whatsit and some forgettable blonde bint, never seen it but will bet my left nut it's as dismal as it sounds.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)
I'd rather watch my own innnards slithering out of a massive abdominal wound than watch that.
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more or less my feelings on the matter
there's a whole class of 'films' i'm only aware of because of their appearance on the side of buses, see also Bad Teacher.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
there's a whole class of 'films' i'm only aware of because of their appearance on the side of buses, see also Bad Teacher.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
Stop agreeing with me you old Nazi
you'll destroy my commie-veggie-cycling-pinko credentials
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:43, Reply)
you'll destroy my commie-veggie-cycling-pinko credentials
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:43, Reply)
Good god woman, have you no standerds
And don't say they are funny, no one wants a a series of hilarious one liners when they're having their dirt track lime morterd
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)
And don't say they are funny, no one wants a a series of hilarious one liners when they're having their dirt track lime morterd
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)
oh! that skinny comedian
that's sometimes on mock the week and was in a series about scientists in a university
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
that's sometimes on mock the week and was in a series about scientists in a university
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Russell Howard?
I like Lucy Porter, she's been on Mock the Week before.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)
I like Lucy Porter, she's been on Mock the Week before.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)
nope
but, yes, I'd do him too.
The one I'm thinking of is tall and has black curly hair
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)
but, yes, I'd do him too.
The one I'm thinking of is tall and has black curly hair
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)
never seen him do stand up
but I wouldn't trust your opinion anyway
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)
but I wouldn't trust your opinion anyway
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)
My old school pal Paul McCaffrey opened for her on her last tour.
He's a funny chap himself.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:17, Reply)
He's a funny chap himself.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:17, Reply)
Benedict Cumberbatch
Matt Smith. Both completely bizarre looking, but I still would.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)
Matt Smith. Both completely bizarre looking, but I still would.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)
Whereas I'd do the ginger companion who is in it at the moment
But I'd be thinking about K9.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)
But I'd be thinking about K9.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Well, there is that
Hell, I'd do Matt Smith and be thinking about his girlfriend. Daisy Lowe is fucking stunning, I'd quite cheerfully wear my tongue to a nubbin on her.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Hell, I'd do Matt Smith and be thinking about his girlfriend. Daisy Lowe is fucking stunning, I'd quite cheerfully wear my tongue to a nubbin on her.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)
There is something about the distressed catholic MILF that works for me as well.
See also, Louise Woodward.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)
See also, Louise Woodward.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)
I do fancy Katy Perry, and....
even that picture of her after she had been woken up is fanciable.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)
even that picture of her after she had been woken up is fanciable.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)
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