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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm actually a really good friend

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:08, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
+ of Dorothy

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Thank you Apey.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Open goal there
That's what I like about Darth - he sets 'em up for you to knock down.
Very sporting.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
My skin has been scientifically proven to be the only material in the universal tougher than adamantium

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

skin anus
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Think about it
However thick something is to begin with, does it retain that thickness after much stretching?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I was thinking more that you must have built up a fearsome callus

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
You know those stretched lobe piercings a lot of young people (and I) have nowadays?
Regular penetration of the hole prevents scabbing.

;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Scientifically proven to be tougher
than a made-up metal?

Impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
If there's one thing we B3tans value
it's factual accuracy over geekiness.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
It's also the only thing thicker than Bobby

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Bra-vo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
I'm sure Darth would find a reason to give it a low score.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Well played, Mr TheDogFucker
That would be an 8 or 9 if I were still scoring, hence a click.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Women have said this to me too.
it does not make me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
virgin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
So if I'm Rik I take it you are Vyvian?
At least I haven't got a girls name.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
The Young Ones was shit and not funny
I want nothing to do with it thank you very much, it was however better than that abortion 'Bottom', a program so base and crass in it's humour NoTW journalists looked down their noses at it.

/topical
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I was not the one who brought it into this conversation young man.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Good point
Lets never speak of this again and pray for another quad bike accident
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
OK
although 'm not sure what you have against Ozzy Osbourne.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Didn't Rik Mayall crash one as well?
EDIT: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rik_Mayall#Quad_bike_accident
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
buggered if I know
I don't pay attention to these things, quite possible.

Edit: I really don't pay attention, do I? that was ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Ridiculous!
Not ridiculous that you're not a good friend but ridiculous that you should be unhappy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
I am a dweller in the fiend zone.
Hard as it may be to believe I think I may be too nice, and wimmins tend not to find this sexy, rather they use me to recover form the damage done by previous horrible partners and then dump me *plays very small violin*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)
*weeps*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Your problem is simply that you look like a massive bender.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
This coming from you
with the girly locks?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Don't forget the gay pleather jacket

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)
You cheeky cunt. That jacket is the best quality leather I've ever seen.
It was £400. Pleather you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)
+looking like a larper

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
What they said^
sorry Monters but you're more of a queen than I.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:34, Reply)
So how come I'm knee deep in gash and you're at home wanking over the Kay's catalogue?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)
oooh, two days in a row, that's brave

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)
FUCK YEAH.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I guess Lusty likes the
Plether Larper look and if you payed £400 for that you're more of a ponce than I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)
I paid £200.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Still a silly amount for a Jacket
Guess you are either poncier or classier than me, take your pick, neither reeks of masculinity.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
The trick is to maintain a slight degree of flirtation
If you get the balance right then should you find yourself single the sympathy shags should be lining up.

Obviously a hot girl describing you as a "really good friend" when you're single and trying to plow them is a distinctly undesirable state of affairs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Don't worry. I think he's got that down to a tee.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Why thank you
*flutters eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
It wasn't actually a compliment hon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Bugger
*visibly deflates*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)
See above^

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
boys say that to me
I have many male friends who barely consider me female
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)
you have my sympathy Cap'n
for whatever little comfort that may be.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
well, having mostly male friends
does mean I don't have to go shoe shopping or any of that girly shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)
This is a plus
and Come the Zombiepocalypse I bet you have an awesome plan.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I do
I was only discussing it the other day with some students who were perhaps a little surprised I was so prepared.

mainly because I read this www.amazon.co.uk/World-War-Z-Max-Brooks/dp/0715635964 which is an amazingly good read and warning against being lax in your zombie preparation
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I may have to order a copy
I am woefully under prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)
it is so much better and more believable
than any zombie book has the right to be
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Ordered
only $4 from eBay, I suspect they will regret offering 1c shipping form Indianana but that is their problem, not mine, I'm in no hurry.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
"friends" are pointless
the only reason they're there is to keep you from being lonely, or to give you something to do other than be around your partner all of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
And to lend you money that you don't then pay back - and to introduce you to their femal friends that you then give venereal diseases to.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I hate people, Monty.
I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
You do seen to have quite crap friends though, you're always moaning about them
maybe get some new ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I'm usually just moaning about my flatmate, but yesterday she caused a ridiculous fight of epic proportions with my other friends over something that was none of her business.
And it made me realise exactly how people are. My other friends are no better, they don't care about me, so fuck people.

I wouldn't even know where to begin with finding new friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)
They have a way of turning up, don't worry about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)

zumba!
zumba!
ZUMBA!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I should lose weight to get real friends?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
nah, just take up a new hobby
Zumba just seems to be everywhere these days
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Have you actually seen what that is?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Gurning idiots salsa dancing with weights?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
yeah but have you watched it?
it's a bit shit, imo
I couldn't do it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
the one I went to involved us dancing to
the birdie song
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)
HAHAHAHA
Wales is shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)
I'm not going to argue
I'm not welsh
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)
*shakes hands*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)
*shakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
*offers hand sanitiser*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
*notices all the boys have turned up in the yard*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Misanthropy FTW
Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Friends are awesome and I couldn't be happy without mine.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)
You're lucky.
Because I no longer consider my "friends" friends.
They're all petty, immature, users. And I'm basically done with the human race.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Get rid.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Don't need to, they got rid of me.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I'm sad for you Krizzabelle; If I lived in Virginia I'd totally be your friend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I can hear her sigh of relief from here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
That was a queef

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Were I new to B3ta I think I'd go with 'Queef Richards' as my nom de plume.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I'm better off alone, honestly.
Maybe it's me. I doubt it though, because I'm awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Fair dos...I'll take my friendship elsewhere
anyone?
anyone?
anyone?...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Whatever. You said if you were HERE you'd be my friend.
But you're not.

This is like ultimate rejection TIMES TWO.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The more the merrier IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
+ TEP
/Mummy lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)
*weaves friendship bracelet like it's 1992 *

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)
oh man
friendship bracelets - I'm want to make some now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)
AAARGH FINISH YOUR FUCKING SENTENCE.
'Get rid'
'Come with'

I really hate that shit. Sorry, 'really hate'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
There is time to find new awesome friends K.
You're only young.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tECCvdWEweA
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I'm sorry I could only listen to about 20 seconds of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)
It's shit. But relevant.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Sounds like the perfect excuse to move to London !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Haha! doesn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Friends HUGE BREASTS

I think this works for most of us
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

BREASTS COCKS
most of us me
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

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