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So you get no wishes but a single sniper willing to take out the target of your choice.
Who and why?

Alt: where?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 19:21, 124 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Kim Jong Il, right in front of the Juche Tower, Pyongyang.

(888777555, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)
the problem with killing political
figures is there are always spare ones round the corner
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Zackly

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
can't think of anyone I'd want dead
especially not if I wasn't the one to do it. I mean, if you hate someone enough, wouldn't it be more fun to feel the life ebb away beneath your own, gloved hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 19:31, Reply)
The stupid train conductor who gave me the wrong ticket yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)
The Pope
obvious reasons

somewhere that places the blame clearly on Sarah Palin.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)
did he steal your parking space?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)
No, he's a cunt of the highest order

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)
do you mean the chap himself
or the position?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Both at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
I think Roota's argument
is most relevant here - he'd then be a martyr and a saint and then there'd be some other dude doing the same stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)
the other dude would be less of a cunt.
and one less fucker in the world is a good thing, anyway I'm answering in the spirit of the question, in reality I might decide that no onw needs killing, but if I have to pick one...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Nah, I don't want to make a martyr of some prick.
I'd rather find a way to give them enough rope.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)
If the person you want to off is in the west country.
I suggest you give them directions to this place, www.bristolrope.co.uk/ they'll be able to get all the rope they need.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Is that where our b3th's going for her bungee rope?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:59, Reply)
why is this sniper single?
does he have trouble forming lasting relationships?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Why do you assume it's a he?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Revealing your secret identitiy?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Just because I have trouble forming lasting relationships does not mean I am the sniper.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
You could be one of those bond girls
Like the one who killed men by crushing them with her thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Stop daydreaming about me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Hm? what was that?
Sorry miles away.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)
there's nothing wrong with being single
for an extended period of time.

OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
*notices laser spot on chest*
whatever you say ma'am.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Baggage is dangerous

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)
we were always told that at school
and that's why we weren't allowed to carry bags over our shoulders
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)
I can't commit emotionally to your hypothetical internet question, sorry but I just don't see how it carries either myself or indeed this forum forward in life

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)
typical bloke

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Alrite Rachel
swipe

Back like dog to it's own vomit I see
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)
it's this or work (where i am RIGHT NOW)
you do the math
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)

+s
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)
I'm doin the math, I popped into work and now posting shit

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:45, Reply)
being at work on a sunday sucks harder than a fat kid on a mars bar

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Play you ginger cunt

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:37, Reply)
ooh is rory ginger?
or did you just make that up? i'd always pictured him as sort of messy black hair and lots of stubble, typical irish gyppo really!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)
auburn ACTUALLY

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)
oh
oh rory.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)
All you bastard that haven't sponsored me yet
Which means everyone except Blousie, CQ, and Roota.

Come on, people! I'm flinging myself off a crane, for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)
oh shit! sorry
I forgot because I was drinking when you asked first time. How do I give you money?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)
It's a positive sign that nobody (well three aside) want you to kill yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:31, Reply)
What do you want money for?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)
It's a sids charity.
Set up by a couple who lost a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)
How careless, etc.
Send me the link, go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)
I think it's time you hire a social network oprative who can expand your client user-base beyond it's current remit, in order to maximise revinue to a higher potential.
Or, you know, you could link to it on here =)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)
omomgomgomg
My friend just got a "Cookapoo" a mix of Cocker Spanial and poodle and it's ADORABLE.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)
cook.a.poo
doesn't sound nice
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
not a cocker poo
It is a fucking mongrel
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
At this moment in time I am dangerously close to saying my old man.
Mainly because he's being an utter prick to my mum.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Tell him you're going to phone Wolf if he doesn't fuck off home.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)
He owes my mum bare moneys.
And I lent him 300 smackers and when he pays me back he acts like he's doing me a massive favour. Claims he 'can't keep giving us money' (that he owes us)......despite the fact he bought a new convertible a couple weeks back and now owns two Mercs. Wolf may have to be called in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Never ever lend him a bean ever again.
People who do that 'favour' thing when they give you YOUR money, well they won't change. Save yourself the bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I'm terrible at borrowing money.
I hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)
It's annoying because naturally I fear I'll end up being similar to him.
So have to double think things through sometimes to make sure I'm not being a twat.
On a lighter note, my mate just came across this lost sign on Facebook, megalolz: tinyurl.com/5rzefx2
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)
You might take after your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Which by proxy, surely means that Barry is destined to fuck Jet from the Gladiators.
Making lots of men of a certain age very jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)
I think I used to be very similar to my dad.
Never admitting I'm wrong, ever, and being a grouchy cunt with the shortest temper in the world. According to everyone I'm an infinitely nicer person to be around now, mellowed out completely and quite laid back, I'm happy with that. Must be the horse drugs.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
if you're conscious of it
you can change it. You'll be fine

just message that girl, dammit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)
How long does sharpie marker
stay on your skin?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Foreba and eba

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)
i suppose I could pretend its a tatoo
I can't be trusted near pens and things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
how much would I regret getting a wrist tattoo?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Depends how much you really want one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
it looks nice in sharpie

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)
but aren't tattoos getting a bit passe
?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
If you think this then you don't really want tattoos.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
valid point
i think it's just because recently I've seen so many and I don't like being like other people
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
But do you really want a tattoo?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I've wanted one for a little while
but I think I'd need someone to tell me if it looked stupid. I am also convinced I'd get bored of it if I didn't pick a good one.

I'll probably just not get round to it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
it's probably just another midlife crisis
I have them every few years
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I've been accused of that.
I reckon it's bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
perhaps it's time I went for piercings again
perhaps a bit metal bolt through my neck
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
MOAR PIERCINGS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I miss my nipple piercing
that was a different mid life crisis
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
piercings are good
and breasts are good, but I have to admit i've never been sure about mixing the 2.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)
well I enjoyed it
I only took it out in a bizarre fit of rage
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
^this
They were ok but I don't miss them.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Aparently is hurts a lot and is fairly visible
But there's little chance you'll grow up and get sensible now and pain is transient and soon forgotted (hence why some women have more then one kid) so go for it.

Your WOW guild emblem?

*innocent look*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)
*glares*
I'm an art teacher so I could totally get away with it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I said to go for it.
BGB, like totally runs a company and shit and she has one. That said Blousie has a point, if things like "it's a bit Passe" are entering your thoughts you're probably not wise to get yourself marked for life.

Also: show us the design.

Also also: Art teacher? I thought it was photography.

*is an evil fucker*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
it's photography and it's lecturer
But I think I dress enough like an art teacher.

I think I'd need to work on the design more before I asked opinions. It's supposed to be a branchy thing in purple round my wrist. I jsut realised its the same wrist I have a watch on, though, so it'll probably drive me mad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
So you dress like an art teacher and you are thinking of a wrist tatt....
I can't help but get a mental image of Davina McCall in a crappy old sports jacket with leather patches on the elbows.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
and a trilby
mustn't forget the hat.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
i need the hat!
for both sun protection and being cool
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I wasn't disssing the hat
I plan to steal it at the next bash.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
it did kind of suit you
I might wear a different one next time (was this one brown and sparkly or black?)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Black
if you wear a brown sparkly one I won't steal it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
*makes a note*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Davina McCall..what?
real art teachers dress like they cover themselves in glue and roll round in a charity shop
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Did you know that Blousie has 'Property of JeffTheDogFucker' tattooed on her arm?
'tis true.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I definitely believe this

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
If you search 'Property of JeffTheDogFucker' you'll see.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I did and this happened
www.b3tards.com/v/a61c5b2fb0d0cc4111dc/47839_499355674127_505664127_7186623_4707455_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Well clearly you searched in the wrong place.
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=property+of+jeffthedogfucker
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
that's super cool

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Did you not see it at the London bash?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
no - I'm very unobservant

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Probably too busy looking at my awesome boobs : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
totally

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
4 EVAH!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
You should get the other arm done.
This time have 'STILL the property of JeffTheDogFucker' added.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Maybe I'll just get your portrait tattooed on my other arm.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I wouldn't do that Blousie.
What will you do when I decide to change my haircut again, or if I go grey?

The tatt will look really weird then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Alternatively,
It could act as a reminder that once upon a time , in a certain light, you were almost atttractive.
*Recognises transference and cries*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)
My dad's cousin was engaged to George Harrison and she had his name tattooed in the style of an identity bracelet on her wrist.
They split up.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
My sweet lord.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Harry Ramsden

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Stan Boardman
'They bombed our chippy'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Stanley Unwin

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Unwin Ogden
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Eddie Yates

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
I believe it was Eddie who intoduced us all to Curly Watts as the both worked on the bins together.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)
That sounds right to me.
Hold up: The character was originally a paperboy for Rita Fairclough, before working as a binman with Chalky Whiteley and Eddie Yeats, whilst lodging with Emily Bishop.

Don't remember no paperboy shit. You are more right than Wikipedia.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)
I don't remember the paper-boy bit either.
But I do remember Chalky.

Remember when Fred left the handbrake off his white Rovers and is went in the lake?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Fred Gee?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)
The very same.
It was a classic scene with Mrs Walker and Bet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Annie Walker and George from Rainbow.
Same person.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Lies.
George from Rainbow was a hippo. Mrs Walker was a landlady.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:34, Reply)
are you saying hippos can't be landladies?
racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:34, Reply)
I am.
And you and your Hippo Defence League can march all you want. I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Stanley Unwin was on Ogdens Nut Gone Flake

(888777555, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Theres only 2 women I can associate with Harrison. One was Patricia Boyd, the other is Olivia Arias.
Was this before the Beatles found fame?
(888777555, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Piers Morgan?
In the spirit of cross community harmonization.
(888777555, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Awesome Boobs
Sleep tight OT.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)

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