I considered getting my tongue pierced a while back
Then realised I'd look a twat, so decided against it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

one advantage I've found is that no one notices
I don't think anyone at my current job know's I've got it done and I've been here 3 years.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

They're too busy staring at your awesome facial hair innit.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)

This was true before I had the tasch.
I had it done at 21 (back when these things were still relatively cool and unusual) and even I for get it's there now. still it seems to do what I got it for, so no complaints.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Ahh, awesome

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Yes, yes I am.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I've considered a tongue piercing recently but I'm concerned it could be the start of a mid-life crisis.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Embrace your mid life crisis.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Oh, I have no plans on actually having a mid-life crisis
but I can imagine fourteen-year old me looking at a 35-year old guy with a new tongue piercing and thinking "He's desperately trying to hold on to his youth".
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Why I give a fuck what people think is a whole different issue entirely.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

fuck it.
As above no one needs to see it unless you want them too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

There are two people who I specifically care what they think.
I guess I should ask them.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Good idea.
And then totally ignore them and do what YOU want.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)

similar problem
I keep wanting to dye red streaks in my hair, get more piercings and a tattoo, but I suspect it's just a reaction to having a grown up job
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Hey, you're on summer holidays at the moment, you can do what you like.
Schools out! Live life to the full! I have a friend who I was in class at school with for a few years, she's on her ninth tattoo and she's just had her tongue pierced. I see it as her kind of defining who she is. Alternatively, daughter's mother has covered herself in tattoos and piercings over the past three years and I definitely see that as a mid-life crisis. Mind you, her whole life's been a crisis so I don't know what's new there.

Fuck it, maybe I'll just do it when kiddo gets her ears pierced again and be done with it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)

perhaps so
but I have an interview to actually get the job I've been doing for 1 1/2 years in a couple of weeks. Perhaps I should wait until after that.

technically, right now, I'm doley scum. Although I having been arsed to sign on, yet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Get that shit signed yo.
Sooner the better.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)

but it's boooooooring
and miserable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Wear earphones and pump cheery happy music into your skull while in and around the job centre.
It's the only way.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)

cheery music is more depressing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

There's no pleasing some miserable bastards is there?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)

no

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)

*tickles*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I am not ticklish in ANY WAY
*collapses*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Plan for ~3 days of talking like a spazmoid
And then another week of no solid food.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Indeed, I work on the phone so it'll have to be a Friday.
I'm still unsure. I'll see what the kid and the missus think, then probably get it anyway.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)

My mate got his done when I did
and went back to work on the phone on monday. As I recall the line he was practicing was "Microsoft Access Support, May I help you", which is not the easiest with a swollen tongue, but he got by fine.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Tourettes didn't seem to have any probs with talking when she got hers done.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Dude, that woman has problems talking at least 50% of the time I spend with her.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

tongue piercings are awesome
just because there's something inherently naughty about them
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I play with mine constantly

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

And your piercing etc etc

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

A little bit this
not so much on women, but every bloke I've met who has a tongue piercing has always made me think that they're probably a little bit kinky and/or a good lay. I don't know why...
(berk, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)

it's definitely not the case
only made out with one guy with one.
amazing kisser, couldn't really tell it was in there, but he was shit in bed
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Maybe he was secretly quite kinky?
That would still follow berk's theory.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

it was no secret

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)

So he was kinky?
Therefore berk's rule ("kinky and/or a great shag") stands.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

kinky is no good
if they're shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Scat just doesn't do it for some people, Lab.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Me being one of them
I still have flashbacks to the horrid scat case I did 3 years ago.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)

*imagines film noir montage of Lab solving a scat case*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)

noir brun
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

this is not a good new genre

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I solved it by saying there was no crime commited
Suspect was accused of downloading paed, but only (and I mean ONLY) had scat pics and movies, with subjects who were not only 18+ but really should know better.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

kinky in the sort of way a frat brother would be
handcuffs seem cool but if you put your finger in his ass he'd probably cry
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

now we know everything about boys with tongue piercing
I think we should apply these assumptions to the rest of them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I wonder if a guy that was massively kinky and great in bed would lose all that if he got his tongue pierced
I sometimes think that dudes with them are douche bags
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

As a man with a tongue piercing
I support this view and wish to have it more widely propagated.

Edit: Oh bugger, I mean what Berk said.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)

too late!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Fuck you Welshy
at least I have piercings, even if I did take them out for several years (except the tongue) and wuss out of getting a bar through my cock.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)

getting your ears pierced at the mall with your mates when you're 12 doesn't count

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)

fuck you Yankee
I was older than 12 and I got them done by a mate at a party. the only proper one I have is my tongue, and by coincidence the only one I had done while sober. The rest are all ears and nose.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I pierced my ears five and a half times while pissed.
It's amazing how much effort it takes to push through cartilage like that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I'm not a yankee, you simpering twat.
do you have your septum done?
I considered it once but I'm so fat it's likely to make me look like a pig or bull or something equally large and ugly.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I have mine done
Second most painful piercing I've ever had.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

what was the first?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Nipples
Mainly because rather than it being instant, it was drawn out over 4 seconds of the needle being slowly pushed through. Then I had the other done straight after.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Nipples are fucking painful, especially if you get both done.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

It's the only time I've sworn aloud while being pierced.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)

this
plus both of them rejected so it was like a slap in the face
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Mine won't reject, they're damn deep
Still healing though, and I keep catching them on clothing and towels.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I have small nipples.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)

So do I
The piercing lady told me so, and said she might not be able to pierce them. I felt embarrassed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)

small nipples on a dude is normal though
I don't have those fat pointy red nipples that most women have.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Are you sure you've not been looking at people with chickenpox

( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

nah, just going by tv and porn
oh and all my mates, cause it's fun to say "I have weird nipples" and then we all show eachother our nipples
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Your tits slapped you in the face and your piercing fell out?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)

when we meet, they'll slap you as well

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I'll have to leave the mrs behind.
Or you could wait until she's in the toilet or something.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)

oh yeah, I got my left done and I literally shrieked
it rejected and I got it done again, the second time it was a different sort of pain, a burning.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I know and Cavey's not welsh
but I choose to be geographically incorrect when insulting people. No septum, just the boring left nostril, for about the reason you describe.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I can't remember what party it was at
but recently I came close to being persuaded into having my ears pierced
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I don't think I know any girl that doesn't have her ears pierced.
Even if it's just for studs.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I never bothered getting it done
and now I can't really
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Why can't you?
Just a curious question.
To be honest, I had mine done when I was a baby I think and I never wear earrings now.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I'm not supposed to have piercings/injections/tattoos etc
infection- might cause me getting ill again. I was really drunk though and tempted by getting my ears pierced
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

oh that sucks

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I have piercings, just not many and boring ear ones
I used to have a nipple ring, though

You are wuss
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

This is true.
I do still toy with the idea of getting it done some time, but I'm scared and there is an element of if it ain't broke don't fix it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)

For a little while I consider getting my girl bits done
but I heard there was a chance of losing feeling there, so I decided it wasn't worth it. Not sure if they counts for boys, though.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)

This too
although in your case they don't tend to pierce the actual clit, just the hood, so less risk/worry. FWIW I've known/slept with at least 2 girlies with that one done and neither had any problems. I would advise a bar rather than a ring though if your other half has a tongue bar, playing hoopla can be painful.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)

this is actually making me feel faint
and not in a good way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I think it would also making walking
erm..interesting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

You don't notice or feel it while walking.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Only if you get the actual clit peirced.
You won't lose feeling if you get the hood peirced.

Truefact!

It also heals incredibly fast.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)