it's all they attract, maybe?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why is their input takin so seriously by others, their board 'crimes' are somewhat inconsequential, and their meltdowns provide some entertainment above the usual board humdrum
/FRIEND TO THE UNPOPULAR
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I've had at least one pagelong gaz sent at some ungodly hour from one of them over a throw away remark that I made that could be published as a paper in it's own right
That's entertainment
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)

well for god's sake man
forward it to me!

then i swear i will reveal the secret in my last gaz by way of squid pro quo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

The Gaz as we all know is inviolabile

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

spill it, lyon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

robs kids will die if I do

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

meh
there's too many people on the planet as it is.

don't make me pout...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

The only way to break the inviolability, is through the ancient art of the bumhole gaz
few can master the precision required to achieve this shot, you have been warned
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

you just need a full-length mirror
just tell me if you want the bumhole clothed in thong or not, and what colour/material of thong you would prefer if any, and it's a deal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I like mine with spiders legs showing

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

unlucky
mine is smooth and peachy.

goddammit. how about a cup-less bra showing off nipples with spiders legs, will that do it for you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I'll take anything

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

i feel very special now
very very special
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

B69's a nice bloke irl.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

i've never come across him on here either
other than standing up for roger. whom i used to have time for, on account of losing her mum, but then- she kind of lost it, i think!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

He took it on the chin when I ripped the piss out of his lounge sofa
LEGEND
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Most of us are
Probably even Rory's nice enough when he's within punching distance.

I, on the other hand, and a complete cunt, as you know.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Oh dear, have you been taking hardmanning lessons from Darth?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Why yes, as you ask.
I'm now nearly as hard as he is.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

You must get severe beats most nights down New Cross

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

That I do
but I find if I scream like a girl and flair around with my arms they go easy on me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Is anyone else reading this as homoerotic?
...and hot?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I am, that's for sure

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

=/

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

We've already established that he's got a cheesy knob
that's all hard now as well, tuck in
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Hard cheese is arguably better than soft.
Doesn't smell as much, for a start.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

have you tried microwaving something with parmasan in it?
Turns out if you do it at work, people get really cross
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Luckily I don't htink he'll be microwaving his nob any time soon.
That's past German in deviancy, that is.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

This is definitely soft knob cheese, with added faecal matter
Very much an acquired taste
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

So you're fantasising about me and your internet boyfriend now?
Which of us is dressed as Mal and which as Jayne?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

you were fine
apart from the bike. only complete cunts ride bikes. sorry. but i don't know anyone who rides a bike who isn't a complete cunt.

except pjm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

and you seemed perfectly pleasant
for a lawyer, of course all lawyers will be up againsy the wall come the revolution, but try not to take it personally.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

so long as you don't make me ride up to the wall on a bike
that's cool
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I'm not sure how one even does that
is it a BMX thing?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

he's very dull and smug on here though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

now come on. this could be about any number of us
i mean, did i mention how HOT my BLOKE is?

or did al mention his hardcore saturday night growing lettuce?

or did monty mention his (admittedly gorgeous) daughter?

or did you mention your wedding?

etc etc etc?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

he's a different kind of dull
well, not to you, you are fucking boring

not to mention irritating
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

it's lucky for you that i know you don't mean any of that
xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Ouch. Still having a shit day?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

naa, I'm alright
was in jest
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I had amazing sex this weekend
I've only mentioned it twice already but felt like saying it again
( Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Which hand ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

hhahahaha
its funny cos he means wanking when really it was with a lady!
( Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

This deserves it's own thread!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

That's no lady that's your wife etc.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Hmmm

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

clearly there was no irony there at all

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

irony is what other people miss

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Clearly :)

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

how are you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

A'right...getting there.
You OK?
( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

good
I'm ok, things are looking up on the job front. unfortunately it's made me realise that I actually dislike working where I am.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

By 'things are looking up', do you mean job hunting?

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

indeed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Good!
Good luck.
( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

thanks. I'm awaiting something in the post
which I fully intend to accept

my other half has just had one as well. Hers is more exciting as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Good news indeed!

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)