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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I just came back from there
it's all part of operation Wake The Fuck Up
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!
Better now?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)
I wish that would work
I think there is something wrong with my head today and it really important I wake up and do stuff and do it well.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)
Just go back to bed
do it all tomorrow.

Or drink coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)
can't
had 2 cups of tea. Interview is tomorrow so I have to write shit, sneak into work and print everything out before the place closes.

I think I should have slept more las tnight
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)
Coffee beats tea for waking up
and you can make it far stronger.

Yes, you should have but it's too late now.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
caffiene does odd things to my brain
hoping lucazade will work
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)
oh yes?
Do tell. Also need I point out that if you need to get stuff done you should not be on here.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)
Nothing exciting, it just sometmes
makes me a bit hyper. Usually only manifests itself in talking mre than i usually do.

see also something they put in sunkist orange pop

I have three windows open, gonna write int he other one once I'm conscious
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Hyper could be useful if you need to get things done....
Just saying like...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)
not in a useful way
I'll just be bouncing off the walls
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)
OK, will just buy you double espressos at the next bash.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)
seriously bad idea
also: who says I'd ever come to london again?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Funny for everyone who's not you though
How could you resist?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Just scan read the rest of the thread
FUCK YOU ALL, I'M A PEASANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)
We knew that already
from the 'chip salad' debacle.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)
there was no debacle
it's a perfectly legitimate construction of food I sometimes have in the house
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)
Chips with salad creme
just leave out all the frilly green stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)
Ham sandwich with cheesy doritos and salad cream was a favourite childhood snack of mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
brown sauce!
salad creme is for serial killers. My serial killer friend eats it all the time which is proof it's for serial kilers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Brown sauce is for bacon and fish.
Ketchup is for chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)
I have been known, in my youth
to have a plate of chips with ketchup on one side and salad creme on the other.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)
And gravy is purely for Sunday lunch.
Why the fuck do people think it is a good idea to put gravy on chips?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)
especially when curry sauce exists

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Ketchup and nothing else.
Scraps I will stretch to though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Where do you stand on pea wet?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)
by the urinal?
usually the best way.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Oh you card!
You totally misread "pea" as "pee" for comedic effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Wha?
What's that?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)
The juice from mushy peas.
Proper mushy peas. Not the tinned sludge.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Tinned mushy peas are a crime against humanity
I recently had home made ones, and they are rather fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Think I'll pass, thanks.
I fucking hate peas.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
because it is
gravy and cheese on chips is even better
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)
that's Poutine, innit?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)
putain de merde more like

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)
c'est bon?
Oui! C'est JamBON!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)
*googles*
Yeah, pretty much
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Chippy chips with gravy is wonderful
I'm less convinced with oven chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Says the woman from the country that invented the deep fried, well pretty much anything really.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)
There's very little that can't be improved by deep frying
with the possible exception of one's arteries.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
I don't dissagree
I think it's my scotch genes, but it hardly puts you in a place to judge Welshy for liking chop salad.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)
it's not about liking
its about failing to shop/cook properly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)
I like how you no longer even bother to complain about being called Welshy
Acceptance is the first step.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)
shit
i can't hold my shit together to argue
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)
Hmmm.
I could put you, b3th and rswipe in a triple scissor epic if you like?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)
um, no thanks
I don't think you should run with scissors
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)
Mutual frottage perhaps?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)
in textiles we learnt a technique called 'frottage'
I sniggered my way through that lesson and had to explain myself to the middle aged women in the class
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Oof!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)
*faps at the mere thought of it*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1294040
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
I think I've found my niche.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Yes
This worried me a bit, being called creepy by Chompy is like you accusing me of having a sad hobby. *sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)
I'd be too intimidated.
Swipe's sexual expectations are far too high for me to keep up with.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Ah yes.
You'd have to be able to keep up with her stud of a new man. A rotating big veiny strap-on would be the only way.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)
no she wouldn't
the mere suggestion that there had been any scissoring activity would be enough to keep him going at it 3 times a night, 8 nights a week, for the next 137 years.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Fucking hell.
That's a long time.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)
yeah
he is good at the sex though. it wouldn't feel that long.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)
After all that time
I think you'd lose all feeling in your clopper.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)
you have suggested putting me in quite a few
why don't you just cockgaz me and we'll call it quits?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)
I prefer the medium of the written word.
Much more fun.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)
and i would prefer posting your cockgaz on here
so go on, help a sista out?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)
No.
I'd cause a riot.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)
ok kaiser chief
you'll send one eventually. they ALL send one eventually...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)
In 18 years of using the internet.
I have never once got my old chap out on webcam or sent a picture of it to anyone.

Haven't found a wide-angle lens big enough yet.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)
is that so you can use the
perspective compressing effects of wide angle to make your cock look bigger than it's surroundings?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Bugger, I hadn't thought of that.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)
well I wouldn't go as far as
fish eye - it'll just make it look a funny shape.

on a DLR I'd go with 18mm
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)
I have no idea what you're on about now.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)
I am channelling my photography fu
and leaving you the opportunity to imply you have a tiny 18mm cock
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)
Not falling for that.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)
then you are definitely doing the internet wrong
correct the wrong. cockgaz me. cockgaz me up real nice, baby.

i won't post it on here or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)
No.
Someone sent me a minge in an email once. I don't think it was theirs, as it was all blue and drippy.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)
How predictable.
EDIT: GAHH, FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Chip salad?
Bloody hell. That's like putting sodium in water.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

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